Janet: Your patients, mainly!
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Piers: I was the best player on that pitch! Besides, cricket's a team game! (Smugly again) George would never beat me in direct competition!
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Janet: I think he can!
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Piers: Ten quid says he won't! (He turns to George) What are you like at tennis?
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George: Is that the one with the net?
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Piers: (Back to Janet) How about twenty quid?
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Janet: Now, Piers, just keep telling yourself that.
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Piers: You... You're right, Janet. I am not a loser... I... am not... a loser...
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George: Hi, Piers! Fancy a game of golf, or even squash?
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Piers: I AM a loser! I AM a loser!
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George: You are going to be so proud of me!
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Janet: Why do those words always scare me?
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George: I've got myself a pension, it's brilliant! The pension man said if I pay in until I'm 65, then they'll pay me for the rest of my life! That's 897 years!
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Janet: (sarcastically) Fantastic!
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George: Oh, and even better! I've got myself some life insurance!
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Janet: George, there's no point! You'll never collect!
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George: Oh, I will with this one! The way he explained it was like this: I pay them £100 a month, and then, if I fall under a bus, they pay you £60,000! So I paid him the £100, and I went straight out and fell under the first bus I could find! You can collect whenever you like!
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[George was 'dead' for ten minutes and then came back to life. It turns out he has a heart defect which means both his hearts stop for a few minutes before starting up again]
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Tyler: Oh, master! You have died and come back to life! Truly you are like he who has gone before you!
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George: Who's that then?
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[A man enters the health centre with a bump on his head]
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Mrs. Raven: Yeah, name?
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Man: I know this might sound odd, but I'm afraid I don't know my name! I've just been mugged and I've lost my memory! Do you think I could see the doctor?
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Mrs. Raven: You one of his patients?
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Man: Well, I don't know! As I say, I've lost my memory!
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Mrs. Raven: Can't help you, then! Bye!
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[The man exits, Janet and George enter]
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Janet: Oh dear, he didn't look too good!
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Mrs. Raven: Who, Mr. Davies? No, he didn't did he?
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