Piers: Oh, it's that time of the year again.
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Mrs Raven: You've CURED SOMEONE!
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(After Piers tells Janet and Mrs Raven that Tyler is painting the waiting room of the health centre)
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Janet: Tyler, you're not trained as a decorator.
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Tyler: I'm not trained as a nanny, but you let me look after your kids.
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Janet: Yeah, but this is serious. You need to do a good job.
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Tyler: I know, I know someone who does that decorating on the TV. He give me some tips.
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Janet: Who do you know, Laurence Llewelyn Bowen?!
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Tyler: No, the Dulux dog, we go out for drinks sometimes.
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Janet: Right, and what tips did he give you.
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Tyler: Eh, never sniff another dogs bottom without asking permission.
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(After George tells Janet a ridiculous conspiracy theory after reading the entire internet)
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Janet: Most of those conspiracy theories are rubbish, George!
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George: So, it's NOT true that aliens walk the earth in human form?
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Janet: No, THAT'S true, you ARE one.
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(Piers walks into the health centre and is disgusted by Tylers awful mural)
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Piers: What the HELL is that!
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Tyler: This is a health centre, so I came up with a design that represents "sickness".
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Piers: Well, it certainly does that, Tyler.
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Piers: It looks like you've vomited up the wall.
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Tyler: Yeah, but that's only part of my tachnique.
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Piers: GET RID OF IT!
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Piers: You were meant to paint the walls "Harvest Yellow", not "Mucus Green".
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Tyler: EVERYONES A CRITIC!
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Piers: And you'd better finish it today, else I'll be practising medicine out of the back of the van outside some waste grounds and I don't want to go back to those days! THAT'LL make my patients sicker than when they came IN!
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Mrs Raven: And that's your job.
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(Paints a vertical green "St Andrews" cross on Peirs suit)
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(Janet, Tyler and Piers have had their brains filtered, but then the neuro-filtration device overloads as it is used on Mrs Raven)
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