My Hero Quotes

Janet: It's hardly your fault if someone... You were driving the car, weren't you?

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Mrs. Raven: I hated that cat.

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Janet: Mrs. Raven, were there ever times when you thought your husband wasn't quite the man you married?

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Mrs. Raven: Yeah, once. But it was my own fault. I shouldn't have kicked him there in the first place.

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[Piers comes out of his office with a young blonde girl named Hayley, whom he has been 'interviewing' for a job as a nurse.]

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Hayley: Look! He's autographed my T-shirt! I'm so lucky!

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Janet: Not as lucky as him. That was a short interview.

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Hayley: Oh, it's not over yet. I've passed my Part One, but Part Two is all about "restaurant technique", apparently.

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Mrs. Raven: Make sure you drink plenty, or you won't enjoy Part Three much...

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[George is aging very fast]

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Arnie: There is one thing you can do, George. But it's very risky.

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George: What?

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Arnie: You can go through... The Flaming Time Tunnels of Tarxis.

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Tyler: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!

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[Tyler opens up his jacket to reveal a T-shirt underneath reading "I went through The Flaming Time Tunnels of Tarxis"]

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Arnie: It reverses an Ultronian's aging process by re-jiggin' the age hormones. Many Ultronian women use it instead of a face lift.

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George: Oh, yes, I remember. Who's that famous Ultronian?

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Arnie: Her Earth name is Joan Collins. She's been through so many times, she's got a season ticket.

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About her triplets
Mrs. Raven: They're at that difficult age. Too old for borstal, too young for prison.

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George: Tyler, why is your sofa covered in Bacofoil?

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Tyler: The very fact you’re asking me proves that it’s working!

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[Later on, Ella and Janet enter Tyler's flat]

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Ella: Why is your sofa covered in Bacofoil?

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Tyler: So it can't be microwaved.

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Ella: Er, I'll stand.

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Mrs. Raven: (to Arnie) Right, pay attention, pond scum. Calls here fall into three categories. "Urgent", "Very Urgent", "Life or Death". "Urgent": Put on Hold. "Very Urgent": Disconnect. "Life or Death": Tell them you're the maitre'd of the local Chinese restaurant.

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Mrs. Raven: You tricked me! I should have known you wouldn't have known what to do if confronted by a poisonous insect!

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George: Well, what I usually do is say "Good Morning, Mrs. Raven!"

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[George is getting careless with his hero-ing whilst trying to rescue people and tend to a sick Ollie at the same time]

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Janet: Take yesterday, for example. You had to deflect that comet from the Earth, put out that forest fire, and rescue those hostages. And what did you do?

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