My Life as a Teenage Robot Quotes

"Mad Hammer Brother #2: I still can't see why we can't blow up the roller rink. Mad Hammer Brother #1: Because everyone's here, Spaz. Mad Hammer Brother #2: You're the Spaz. Mad Hammer Brother #1: No, you are. Mad Hammer Brother #2: You stink like a monkey butt. Mad Hammer Brother #1: *You* stink like an elephant butt. Mad Hammer Brother #2: *You* stink like a Spaz butt.
Jenny: I hate to "Butt" in, but I think it's time for this to end.
Mad Hammer Brothers: You're too late, Spazbot!

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Jenny: Sheldon, will you turn the nob on my back, please?
Sheldon Lee: YES!

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Male Receptionist: Oh, boy. Where to begin... where to begin? First of all, fatty, I'm not bowing down to anyone. Second of all, unless you're here for a supermodel audition you're not seeing anyone's master. Third of all, shoo.

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[about Jenny's goofy eyes]
Mrs. Wakeman: I don't think you look dweeb I think you look very p-hat!
Jenny: It's pronounced fat mother.

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Brad: This year Tuck's gonna face his fears and ride the Ferris Wheel!
Jenny: Tuck's afraid of heights?
Brad: No, giant wheels. Anything bigger than a car tire gives him the heebie-jeebies.
Tuck: But this year, I'm gonna beat Mr. Ferris and his Giant Hoop of Horror!

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Brad: (about Jenny) Come on Doc, I'm sure no one will notice her.
Dr. Wakeman: (skeptical) A six and a half foot mechanical girl, and no one will notice?

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Jenny: (getting mad) You never let me do anything I want! WORK! WORK! WORK! I never get to have any fun! If you don't let me go, I'll...I'll...
Dr. Wakeman: Don't you raise you lasers to me, young lady!
Jenny: (starts crying her eyes out)

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Alien Karl: (as he and his wife walk back to their UFO) Yeah, well personally, I can't wait to get off this hick planet. Bunch of rip-off artists, these earthlings. Five bucks for a cup of coffee. No extraterrestrial discount at the hotel. And I know that bellboy stole my tricorder!

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Mrs. Wakeman: Earrings? I designed a state-of-the-art, crime-fighting robot, not some simple mannequin to hang with googols and gimcrackery!

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Jenny: Your little girl is growing up.
Mrs. Wakeman: You're right XJ9. Well technically you're wrong because you're a robot and will remain a teenager forever, but metaphorically, you're absolutely right.

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Jenny: How is it, again, that you know the Minutians will land here?
Mrs. Wakeman: They always land here. Why do you think I moved here?

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Brad: My only battle today is between my urge to gorge on chocolate and my desire to be zit-free for school photos tomorrow.

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(during the football game)
Jenny: Are we the only ones left?
Brad: All that's left standing.
Jenny: But, what about Dominelli?
Brad: Broken scapula.
Jenny: Thomas?
Brad: They ripped his lips off.
Jenny: Sanchez?
Brad: Fractured toe.
Jenny: Parkins?
Brad: Inner-cranial dislocation.
Jenny: Lopez?
Brad: Real bad owwie.
Jenny: Cruz?
Brad: Comatose, but he wasn't much of a talker anyway.

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Jenny: (gushing) Oh my gosh, and then I enjoyed a glass of juice for the first time - orange juice! It tasted like apple! Then Don and I sat in a hot tub, and I didn't electrocute him!
Brad: You know, Jenn, dreams are more fun to have than to hear about.

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Jenny: I can turn my dream off anytime I want to. I'm in total control.
Brad: Is that why you've been jumping on desks and riding drinking fountains?

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(after all the park robots have go wild)
Tuck: Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Jennifer.

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Jenny: That was horrible.
Brad: Ok, the waterfall was pretty weak. Just consider it a warm up for whats to come.
Jenny: A warm up?
Brad: Sure, ya gotta start somewhere.
Tuck: And the rest of the rides only get better.
Jenny: (upset) And do the rest of these rides make fools out of robots too?
Brad: What are you talking about?
Jenny: I'm talking about hydrolic surges forced into your hips to make them shake. Do you have any idea what that can do to a ball and socket joint?
Brad: Come on Jenny its all in good fun.
Jenny: Yeah fun for the humans! How'd you like to sing some stupid song over and over all day long?

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(after trying to dance with the SilverShell as he runs back into the gym again)
Jenny (XJ9): I've heard of playing hard to get, but hard to hang on to?!

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Brad: (while escaping in the mini-jet from a flock of flying animals) What is this place?!
Sheldon: It's evolution gone mad!!

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(after discussing how to find Jenny's pieces)
Tuck: Are you sure Dr. Wakeman will loan her mini-jet to a dwarf, two teens, and a disembodied head?

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(about all the people around)
Jenny: Wow Killgore. How many people did you tell about this?
Killgore: Killgore has many adoring fans, that he shall destroy!!

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Tiff: (about Jenny's transformations) Now she has fashion growing out of her floppy drive? How're we supposed to compete with that?
Brit: Dont fret, Tiff. We've been the fashion divas of this school for too long.

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Sheldon: (to Jenny) But removing your weapons system? Are you sure that's such a good idea?
Brad: Yeah, Jen. Sounds pretty risky.
Jenny: (very certain) I don't care!!! It's better to be fashionable than functional. I want a slim-down look that will make Brit and Tiff look like stuffed sausages. Take it out! Take it all out!

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