Myra Breckinridge Quotes
Charlie Flager Jr.: The point is, can you prove you were married, that's all!
Myra: Proof will arrive before the end of the week in the person of Dr Randolph Spencer Montag.
Charlie Flager Jr.: Montag? The great dental psychiatrist?
Myra: Proof will arrive before the end of the week in the person of Dr Randolph Spencer Montag.
Charlie Flager Jr.: Montag? The great dental psychiatrist?
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Myra: You have a lot to learn. All you men have a lot to learn. And I have taken it upon myself to teach you.
Rusty Godowsky: What do you mean?
Myra: This is the most important part of your education. The part your teachers fail to instruct you in. It's called balling.
Rusty Godowsky: I know how to do that!
Myra: That's what you think. Did you know you have a temperature?
Rusty Godowsky: No I didn't!
Myra: Well you do. But no matter. I shall cure what's wrong with you.
Rusty Godowsky: What are you gonna do?
Myra: I shall ball you rusty. It's very simple.
Rusty Godowsky: What do you mean?
Myra: This is the most important part of your education. The part your teachers fail to instruct you in. It's called balling.
Rusty Godowsky: I know how to do that!
Myra: That's what you think. Did you know you have a temperature?
Rusty Godowsky: No I didn't!
Myra: Well you do. But no matter. I shall cure what's wrong with you.
Rusty Godowsky: What are you gonna do?
Myra: I shall ball you rusty. It's very simple.
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Myron: It's a dangerous thing, ambition. Ruined Mickey Mouse's whole career.
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Myron: Your goal is...
Myra: My goal is the destruction of the last vestigial traces of traditional manhood...
Myron: In order to...
Myra: Realign the sexes...
Myron: While...
Myra: Decreasing the population...
Myron: Thus...
Myra: Increasing human happiness...
Myron: And...
Myra: Preparing humanity for its next stage.
Myron: Bravo. Also... bullshit.
Myra: My goal is the destruction of the last vestigial traces of traditional manhood...
Myron: In order to...
Myra: Realign the sexes...
Myron: While...
Myra: Decreasing the population...
Myron: Thus...
Myra: Increasing human happiness...
Myron: And...
Myra: Preparing humanity for its next stage.
Myron: Bravo. Also... bullshit.
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Myra: Oh, Leticia, they don't call you the queen of the casting couch for nothing.
Leticia Van Allen: Hm, from what I understand, they're voting me a special Academy Award.
Myra: An Oscar?
Leticia Van Allen: No. A golden phallus. And let me tell you, one day we'll have our own stable of studs.
Myra: A steady stream of sturdy studs!
Leticia Van Allen: Hm, a boy bank where credit is always good. Sort of a layered day plan.
Myra: God bless America!
Leticia Van Allen: God help America!
Leticia Van Allen: Hm, from what I understand, they're voting me a special Academy Award.
Myra: An Oscar?
Leticia Van Allen: No. A golden phallus. And let me tell you, one day we'll have our own stable of studs.
Myra: A steady stream of sturdy studs!
Leticia Van Allen: Hm, a boy bank where credit is always good. Sort of a layered day plan.
Myra: God bless America!
Leticia Van Allen: God help America!
Movie: Myra Breckinridge