Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote
Mary: [singing] I wish I had a castle in the sky...
Mike: [angrily] Yeah, well, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one piles up first!
Mary: [singing] Away up high where bluebirds like to fly...
Servo [as Mary]: [singing] I wish I could have sex with Louis Nye...
Mary: [singing] A cozy, little castle with 100 rooms or more...
Crow [as Mary]: [singing] I wouldn't have to dress like Tipper Gore...
. . .
Mary: [singing] I wish my living room were all redone...
Mike [as Mary]: [singing] I think owning a newspaper would be fun...
Mike: [angrily] Yeah, well, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one piles up first!
Mary: [singing] Away up high where bluebirds like to fly...
Servo [as Mary]: [singing] I wish I could have sex with Louis Nye...
Mary: [singing] A cozy, little castle with 100 rooms or more...
Crow [as Mary]: [singing] I wouldn't have to dress like Tipper Gore...
. . .
Mary: [singing] I wish my living room were all redone...
Mike [as Mary]: [singing] I think owning a newspaper would be fun...
TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000