Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote
[The Narrator is talking about profitable egg production.]
Narrator: A hen that lays 210 eggs a year and eats 70 pounds of feed is giving you 3 eggs for every pound you feed her.
Mike [as Narrator]: She will live.
Narrator: Keep that one.
Crow [as Narrator]: She's worth millions.
Narrator: But if she eats 70 pounds of feed and lays only 70 eggs a year, you better send her to the market or to your dinner table.
Servo: Or put a warning slip on her desk.
Narrator: A hen that lays 210 eggs a year and eats 70 pounds of feed is giving you 3 eggs for every pound you feed her.
Mike [as Narrator]: She will live.
Narrator: Keep that one.
Crow [as Narrator]: She's worth millions.
Narrator: But if she eats 70 pounds of feed and lays only 70 eggs a year, you better send her to the market or to your dinner table.
Servo: Or put a warning slip on her desk.
TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000