Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quote
Shop student: And you know, I like the feel of a board moving smoothly against a sharp saw.
Mike Nelson: Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.
Shop student: I like the smell of fresh woodchips and sawdust.
Tom Servo: I put them in my underwear.
Shop student: The bright glare of a welder.
Crow T. Robot: I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw.
Shop student: The sharp whine of a power tool.
Mike Nelson: The piercing scream of a freshman.
Shop student: Or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather.
Crow T. Robot: Rat-a-tat-tat - I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress!
TV Show: Mystery Science Theater 3000
