Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
Crow: It wasn't amnesia I had... it was Ambrosia. [sings]
Crow: Make a wish, baby...
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Crow: It's hard to be menacing when you're dressed like Maude.
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Crow: Let's see... Boys life, Highlights, Popular Sceince... My own autopsy report.
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Crow: M is for the many time you beat me. O is for the other times you beat me.
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Crow: No fair. You can't flash back to stuff we saw ten seconds ago.
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Crow: Oh great, the nutty birdman from apartment 4B is going to give us a religious insight.
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Crow: Oh, Gypsy, we're giving you a shower.
Tom Servo: Oh, look, she's surprised. Isn't that darling?
Gypsy: Well, I'm not getting married. Am I pregnant?
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Crow: Oh, that'll go nice in his "fury, mutant Hell-beast from space" collection.
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Crow: Ooo. I bet that would taste great with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own HEAD with drawn butter.
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Crow: Proving once again that slightly unattractive people are evil.
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Crow: So, anyway, guys, who did they think this movie would appeal to? Elderly squirrels?
Tom Servo: People without heads?
Mike Nelson: Used napkins?
Crow: Italians?
Mike Nelson: Crow. That's getting off the point.
Crow: You're right. Uhh... Germans?
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Joel: I never thought the end of the world would be so annoying.
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