Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes


Crow: It wasn't amnesia I had... it was Ambrosia. [sings]
Crow: Make a wish, baby...

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Crow: It's hard to be menacing when you're dressed like Maude.

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Crow: It's the all idiot channel.

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Crow: Lets go cream some fish.

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Crow: Let's see... Boys life, Highlights, Popular Sceince... My own autopsy report.

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Crow: M is for the many time you beat me. O is for the other times you beat me.

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Crow: Michael Nelson is Lord of the Dance.

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Crow: Mike, my apathy is palpable at this point.

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Crow: Monster, 2: Zeros, 0.

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Crow: My breasts led me here.

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Crow: My hair challenges yours to a fight!

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Crow: Natural born cheapskates.

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Crow: Nihassi told me I look like a walrus.

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Crow: No fair. You can't flash back to stuff we saw ten seconds ago.

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Crow: Note to self: Never vacation on an active volcano.

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Crow: Oh great, the nutty birdman from apartment 4B is going to give us a religious insight.

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Crow: Oh my God, please say this isn't happening.

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Crow: Oh no Klein, Don't take off you clothes.

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Crow: Oh, Gypsy, we're giving you a shower.
Tom Servo: Oh, look, she's surprised. Isn't that darling?
Gypsy: Well, I'm not getting married. Am I pregnant?

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Crow: Oh, my God. The humidifier committed suicide.

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Crow: Oh, that'll go nice in his "fury, mutant Hell-beast from space" collection.

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Crow: Old guy, there's another old guy to see you.

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Crow: Ooo. I bet that would taste great with drawn butter. Of course, I'd eat my own HEAD with drawn butter.

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Crow: Proving once again that slightly unattractive people are evil.

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Crow: Put a sock in it, Legolas.

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Crow: Rock 'em sock 'em archeologists.

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Crow: Say, that's a good view of the fiery hell-beast.

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Crow: She undercut the subtle nuance of my wiener joke.

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Crow: So, anyway, guys, who did they think this movie would appeal to? Elderly squirrels?
Tom Servo: People without heads?
Mike Nelson: Used napkins?
Crow: Italians?
Mike Nelson: Crow. That's getting off the point.
Crow: You're right. Uhh... Germans?

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Joel: I never thought the end of the world would be so annoying.

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