MythBusters Quotes

Adam: This myth, much like the two trucks, and the car, is totally busted.
Jamie: Boy, is it busted!

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Jamie: Let me see that pulley there...
Rob Lee (US Narrator): The biggest crash in MythBusters history, and he wants to see the pulley??

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Adam: Some nice toggles! I'm saving those!
Grant: Dude, you're salvaging in the middle of a rescue operation?!
Adam: Why else do you think I got into this line of work?

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[The tow rope has snapped, and a semi truck is now off course and out of control]
Tory: How do we stop this thing?
Rob Lee (US Narrator): That's a very good question... with no answer.

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Adam: [commenting on their first test] I hope you enjoyed that little sequence of failure.

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[After Grant smells Adam's feet]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): It's not foot odor, it's foot "oh, dear!"

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Adam: There is no dignity in television.

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Kari: And this is the 'plastic bottle brand' vodka... [whispering] always the finest for MythBusters!

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[Tory is trying to revive some of the bees sprayed with vodka.]
Kari: Wow, Tory, you're like some kind of bee whisperer!

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[Tory and Grant are talking over if the bees are really dead or not.]
Grant: Why don't you do some Bee CPR? BPR!

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[Adam is eating crackers with limburger cheese on them.]
Kari: You know, my eyes are watering being in the vincinity of these three items. I think I need an official umm... Tester. So while you continue chewing. [Adam nods]Grant Imahara, I need your nose!
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Dead man walking...

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[Kari is washing Adam's feet with Vodka.]
Grant: Would this be considered a perk of your Mythbusters experience?
Kari: Are you talking to me or him?

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Adam: I have to say, I think there are going to be a lot of jealous fans out there that I'm getting my feet washed by you, Kari.
Grant: Now you know you've made it.

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Tory: See? Science IS fun.

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Tory: What...the...hell are you guys doing?
Kari: (giggling) I'm a piñata!

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Tory: Kari's too nervous, no more jokin'. Let's grim up.

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Grant: I'm pumping as fast as I can!

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[A water cooler bottle rocket carrying a 2kg weight launches surprisingly high into the air.]
Grant: Holy crap... run!

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Adam: I don't know about you, but that looks like some pretty crushed toes to me.

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Adam: (on Jamie) He will ride in that chair, he will swallow his vomit...

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Kari: (when Jamie won't yield to seasickness) He's just a little too amused with this; it's starting to piss me off.

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Tory: (in the seasick chair) This is fun! I could do this all day!

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Adam: (on the wrist-strap seasickness cure) It may work for Barry Manilow, but it don't work for crap for me.

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[Adam is testing the holding strength of wood glue.]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): It's been a while since Adam hurt himself on the show - but this setup has potential.
[Adam's test rig then separates and hits his fingers.]
Rob Lee: Yup - business as usual. 60 pounds of force across the knuckles is going to sting a little.

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[Adam is seeing Jamie's version of the crossbow for the first time.]
Adam: Dude, if the full draw of the bow makes it collapse, is candy gonna pour out?
Jamie: Adam's, you could use as a club and it'd probably be just fine; you could still shoot it.

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Jamie: I've always had a fascination with crossbows. I've had this one since I was a teenager. That's why there are no cats left in the neighborhood.
Adam: I can imagine the scene... [mimicking Jamie] Why... why, thank you, father...

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Adam: [giggling] I shot Grant in the face!

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Adam: [giggling] I got him right in his left nostril! Oh dude! that is so going right in his nose!

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Tory: [Commenting on the LED display of a clothes dryer.] It's done with a capital "E".

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[As part of an experiment, Tory is spraying bees with vodka.]
Tory: Oh, it's terrible! They're drunk!

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