MythBusters Quotes
[Jamie is having trouble starting a chainsaw.]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): What? No elaborate setup? No scale tests? No blueprint plans? This could be the quickest Mythbust on record... if Jamie can start the chainsaw.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): What? No elaborate setup? No scale tests? No blueprint plans? This could be the quickest Mythbust on record... if Jamie can start the chainsaw.
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[The MythBusters and the team from M.I.T. are trying to quickly set up for the test.]
Adam: Work faster, slaves let's go! Protect your masters!
Adam: Work faster, slaves let's go! Protect your masters!
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[after Prof. Wallace requests Jamie to move the ship directly in front of the mirror array]
Jamie: So holding still isn't good enough? We have to move into the line of fire?
Professor Wallace: Shut up, you lazy Roman pig, and do as you're told!
Jamie: So holding still isn't good enough? We have to move into the line of fire?
Professor Wallace: Shut up, you lazy Roman pig, and do as you're told!
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[Adam inhales some of the helium used to inflate some footballs]
Adam: Okay, these are ready. Don't tell him which ones we have.
Adam: Okay, these are ready. Don't tell him which ones we have.
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[Adam has just inhaled some helium.]
Adam: Well, it's weird talking without any oxygen in your system... WOW!
Adam: Well, it's weird talking without any oxygen in your system... WOW!
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Adam: There's still a couple anomalies, out of 10 there were 3. That's good enough for MythBusters.
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Adam: It amazes me that you still don't realize we're filming a television show.
Jamie: I'd think we would at least aspire to not be idiots?
Adam: And yet we would fail.
Jamie: I'd think we would at least aspire to not be idiots?
Adam: And yet we would fail.
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[The MythBusters have just inflated a football until it burst. Afterwards, Adam puts it on his head.]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): So there's your answer. At 110 PSI you'll lose a football, but gain a hat.
Jamie: What are you doing?
Adam: I put everything on my head.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): So there's your answer. At 110 PSI you'll lose a football, but gain a hat.
Jamie: What are you doing?
Adam: I put everything on my head.
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Adam: My dignity and good television—they'll never meet.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): At least not on this show.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): At least not on this show.
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Adam: Roger that! We have flatus contained. (imitates klaxon) AWOO-GAH! AWOO-GAH!
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[A kite, whose tail has a rock tied to it, swoops toward Tory, barely missing his head.]
Tory: It's the death kite—the kite of punishment.
[The kite swings the rock and smacks Tory in the groin.]
Grant: [laughing] That made it all worthwhile!
Tory: It's the death kite—the kite of punishment.
[The kite swings the rock and smacks Tory in the groin.]
Grant: [laughing] That made it all worthwhile!
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Tory: Well, we killed a dead President.
Grant: He (Ben Franklin) was never President.
[Grant and Kari walk away, stifling giggles.]
Tory: Wasn't he? Damn it.
Grant: He (Ben Franklin) was never President.
[Grant and Kari walk away, stifling giggles.]
Tory: Wasn't he? Damn it.
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Kari: I've heard that in every schoolroom I've ever been in...'cause I've been in a lot.
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Kari: It sounds really, really dangerous.
Grant: It could be very dangerous.
Tory: Or it could be a lot of fun.
Grant: It could be very dangerous.
Tory: Or it could be a lot of fun.
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Grant: Stability appears to be an issue.
Rob Lee: You don't say. Grant's kite is doing more spins than a washing machine.
Rob Lee: You don't say. Grant's kite is doing more spins than a washing machine.
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[Adam is stuck upside down in a net, suspended six feet in the air by a gigantic helium-filled raft.]
Adam: This wins as the strangest position I've ever been in...on this show.
Kari: [looking directly at the camera] Don't you love how he qualifies it with "on this show"?
Adam: This wins as the strangest position I've ever been in...on this show.
Kari: [looking directly at the camera] Don't you love how he qualifies it with "on this show"?
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Adam: [after inhaling helium] Once, in every generation, a myth comes along that does not thrill us.
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Adam: I'm fine. I'm upside-down, in a net, under the biggest helium balloon thing you've ever seen, but I'm fine.
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): The MythBusters feel the need. The need... to be very, very still.
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[Adam holds a plastic-wrapped pig's head over his face like a mask]
Adam: Jamie, please don't shoot bullets at my head.
Jamie: He's only got one ear.
Adam: We don't need ears to test the lethality of falling bullets.
Adam: Jamie, please don't shoot bullets at my head.
Jamie: He's only got one ear.
Adam: We don't need ears to test the lethality of falling bullets.
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Adam: With all the safety precautions we are taking, check this, check that, you have to stand back and say: Damn! I'm lightin' salamis, man! I'm making a rocket out of meat!
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[Jamie is examining the remains of the salami test rocket after it exploded.]
Jamie: There's meat everywhere!
Jamie: There's meat everywhere!
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Jamie: This may look like salami... it may smell like salami... it may even taste like salami... but it's rocket fuel.
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Jamie: Well, this is one of the strangest things I've ever done... I'm about to chuck a salami into the lathe!
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Adam: So, guys, how did it go?
Tory: Psychic helmet totally works.
Adam: Really?!?
Tory: Actually, no, not really...
Tory: Psychic helmet totally works.
Adam: Really?!?
Tory: Actually, no, not really...
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