MythBusters Quotes

[Jamie is naming his explosion painting contraption.]
Jamie: The flower of death.
Adam: Los flores de los muertos! (The flowers of the dead)

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Adam: You're gonna paint your house with explosives? That's crazy!

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Adam: Remember kids, I have health insurance!

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Adam: [to camera] If we don't meet again... I love you.

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Kari: [while watching "rubbing machine"] This farmer sure's walking fast.
Tory: Well, he's in a hurry.

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Tory: If it's worth doing it's worth overdoing, right?

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[Buster is about to be blown up by explosive-coated overalls.]
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Friends and family of Buster should look away now.

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Tory: Somebody ordered some exploding pants?

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Grant: Well they singed the hell out him, but they didn't actually blow up, there was just a lot of fire.
Kari: You are so hard to please.
Tory: Yeah, if I was a farmer, and my pants did that, I'd say "my pants blew up!", I wouldn't worry about specifics.

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[Tory is making explosives from herbicide]
Tory: Frank, why are you standing so far away?
Frank Doyle: Because I wanna continue to live.
Tory: So then the next question is, why am I standing so close?

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Kari: (From a lift as the Build Team builds the assault course) Now remember that the safety word is "Run!"

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Jamie: We have three melodies...they're called First Gear, Second Gear, and Third Gear.

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Adam: I think Jamie's just going to be like [mimicking Jamie's impending crawl up the duct with magnets] "CHUNG!" "CHUNG!" "CHUNG!" And I believe, in a security manual, the proper response to that sound coming from your duct is to just riddle your duct with bullets.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): With Grant and Kari heading up security, bullet riddling is unlikely. But with Tory...you never know.

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[As Jamie begins noisily climbing the duct]
Adam: [laughing] Why, Thor, the god of thunder, is trying to enter my building!
[Jamie continues noisily climbing the duct. Adam laughs again]
Tory: Somebody needs to check that air conditioner!
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Here's some key phrases from the surreptitious entry heist manual: Be the breeze [clang] As light as a feather [clang] The foot fall of a kitten [clang]

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Jamie: Surreptitious? I don't think so.

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Jamie: Lets get cracking.
Adam: Um... cracking?
Jamie: What?

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Adam: I guess I could break into a building too by beating on the ducting with a sledgehammer.

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Kari: Is there anything more attractive than the sound of gum being chewed?
Tory: Yes there is, watching you chew that gum.

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[Jamie has mixed some cardboard in the blender, and tasted the result.]
Jamie: Kinda reminds me of high school, for some reason.

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[Adam tastes some liquified cardboard.]
Adam: Y'know, it tastes uncannily like cardboard.

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Adam: Remember this, kids — cardboard is low in fat!

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Adam: It's wedged in there like... I don't know if I could build something that could wedge it in there that hard...
[Adam looks back at the steam cannon.]
Adam: Oh - apparently, I did!

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Jamie: But didn't we spend two seasons busting the last Archimedes myth?

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[Holding a box for a model of a container ship.]
Adam: It's the toy every kid wants for Christmas! A container ship! "Gee, thanks dad! Now I can replicate international commerce!"

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[Adam has thrown up after being spun around in a whirlpool.]
Jess: Urgh - smells like pizza.
Rob Lee (US Narrator): Welcome to the team, Jess.

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[Adam pulls on a wetsuit in preparation for the whirlpool.]
Adam: [Imitating heavy French accent.] Is everyone ready for DIVING?!

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Adam: Do you care to explain what we're doing 60 feet above the ground, standing above 9000 gallons of swirling water and...I'm in a wetsuit?
Jamie: Sure!

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[Adam is floating on his back after being spun around in the whirlpool tank.]
Adam: Have you ever really looked at the sky?

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Grant: This is a cursed item. There are cursed items in the world and this is one of them. It's everything we try and do to it, goes wrong.

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Grant: Make no mistake, this is a deathtrap.

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