MythBusters Quotes
Adam: [about conspiracy theorists] What do you think?
Apollo Specialist: I think they're crazy.
Apollo Specialist: I think they're crazy.
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[Jamie and Adam are floating in NASA's special zero-gravity plane]
Adam: That's a hundred-percent wacky right there!!
Adam: That's a hundred-percent wacky right there!!
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[While interleaving two phone books together...]
Adam: Does this remind you of when you used to count money for the Mafia?
Jamie: I was a hitman; I wasn't a money counter.
Adam: Does this remind you of when you used to count money for the Mafia?
Jamie: I was a hitman; I wasn't a money counter.
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[Two military tanks are attached to two phonebooks, in order to pull them apart]
Jamie: I just wanted to make a phone call. That's all I wanted to do!
Jamie: I just wanted to make a phone call. That's all I wanted to do!
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[After Adam destroys the course while driving blindfolded]
Driving instructor: That was great!
Adam: Was it?
Driving instructor: You nailed that! Every single one of them!
[Adam laughs hysterically]
Driving instructor: That was great!
Adam: Was it?
Driving instructor: You nailed that! Every single one of them!
[Adam laughs hysterically]
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[While drunk.]
Kari: What is red and smells like blue paint?
Adam: I don't know. What?
Kari: Red paint.
Kari: What is red and smells like blue paint?
Adam: I don't know. What?
Kari: Red paint.
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[Jamie slaps Adam in the face.]
Adam: AH! Holy crap! Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!
Jamie: Can I do that again? That was fun.
Adam: No, that made my head ring!
Adam: AH! Holy crap! Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!
Jamie: Can I do that again? That was fun.
Adam: No, that made my head ring!
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Jamie: Well, we've got our bamboo. It's time to go back to the shop and torture some dummies.
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Jamie: This may look nice and sunny. And it is. But it's also a torture chamber. Or will be soon.
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Tory: I feel like I've been lied to. What I saw on that internet video was an explosion.
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Jamie: [referring to whether brandy from a St. Bernard will bring a person back from the brink of death] Or this is like an apertif before I eat the dog?
Adam: You can't say that!
Adam: You can't say that!
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Grant: We love pianos. We're not enjoying this in the least. ...Okay, maybe just a little bit.
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Jamie: Excellent! I see everybody got the message
Kari: Yeah, Dress for Demolition Derby Special
Grant: So what's exactly going on here?
Adam: Ha, ha, ha!, You're gonna love this (Points to Jamie) Tell em'
Jamie: Well, its the...
Adam: MYTHBUSTERS DEMOLITION DERBY SPECIAL!!!
Tory: Sweet!
Adam: I know..., (Points to Jamie)give him the details!
Jamie: Well, we've got...
Adam: FOUR MYTHS ABOUT SMASHING, TRASHING AND CRASHING CARS, BUSSES AND TRUCKS!!!
Grant: Nice...
Jamie: (Clears Throat)
Jamie: To do this we'll be using...
Adam: HELICOPTERS, EXPLOSIVES AND ROCKET SLEDS...
Jamie: (Stares daggers at Adam)
Adam: What?!?
Kari: Yeah, Dress for Demolition Derby Special
Grant: So what's exactly going on here?
Adam: Ha, ha, ha!, You're gonna love this (Points to Jamie) Tell em'
Jamie: Well, its the...
Adam: MYTHBUSTERS DEMOLITION DERBY SPECIAL!!!
Tory: Sweet!
Adam: I know..., (Points to Jamie)give him the details!
Jamie: Well, we've got...
Adam: FOUR MYTHS ABOUT SMASHING, TRASHING AND CRASHING CARS, BUSSES AND TRUCKS!!!
Grant: Nice...
Jamie: (Clears Throat)
Jamie: To do this we'll be using...
Adam: HELICOPTERS, EXPLOSIVES AND ROCKET SLEDS...
Jamie: (Stares daggers at Adam)
Adam: What?!?
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[Having just obliterated a car by smashing a rocket sled into it.]
Jamie: So our goal was to fuse metal and pancake the car. Did we succeed? …What car?
Jamie: So our goal was to fuse metal and pancake the car. Did we succeed? …What car?
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Don't you just hate it when something you've paid good money for won't break the way you want it to?
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Adam: One bullet, three paving stones, and a cardboard hoosier... and a cartridge in a pear tree.
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Adam: [Before hitting a target with soda cups] Every target needs a motivation. [Holds up a picture of Jamie] Yeah!!
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Adam: Mmm, delicious MythBusters non-trademark slush drink. Icy, fruity, blue, and potentially lethal. Use with caution.
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