MythBusters Quotes

[Adam starts fooling around with the cellophane tape.]
Jamie: Oh, stop playing and let's do this.
Adam: [about the cellophane] That's such a good sound!

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Adam: I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius…I'm not sure he's evil, and I'm not sure he's a genius.

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Jamie: This is right up there with one of the weirder things that we've had to do; trying to put a dead chicken in a tanning booth? Umm, hello?!?

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(Concerning the results of Jamie's "super-microwave", which has apparently done exactly the opposite of what it was intended to do)
Adam: You've made a refrigerator!

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Jamie: I always enjoyed seeing Adam in pain.

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[The MythBusters' modified nail gun fires prematurely, breaking a fluorescent light.]
Jamie: Uhh...whoops! [giggles] We should get outta here, that's mercury vapor there.

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Adam: Go ahead, shoot me in the ass. C'mon, I can take it!

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[Adam describes what will happen to Jamie, who will be buried alive inside a coffin.]
Adam: So, the next step is to load this up on our forklift, lower it down into our makeshift above-ground grave, fill it with earth, and monitor Jamie until he…begs for mercy.

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[Jamie is about to be buried]
Jamie: Farewell, cruel world!
Adam: [laughs] Bye-bye, Heinieman.

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[Jamie is polishing a chrome car bumper with cola and aluminum foil]
Jamie: I'm not sure exactly what the aluminum foil does with this.
Adam: [in his "super geek" voice] Well, I think it, uh, ionizes the cola particles and, uh, brings the rust to the surface!

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Jamie: That's aluminum foil.
Adam: What did I say?
Jamie: You said tinfoil.
Adam: Whatever; keep scrubbing, Cinderella!
Adam: Cola's goin' down!

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[After Adam goes through troubles making the first vacuform mold of a head.]
Adam: All right. Let's go do another nine.

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[During the course of the experiment, Adam placed a particularly large "piercing" into a ballistics gel head. Back at the table, later: ]
Adam: We did get a strike right to the doorknob, but, c'mon, who wears a doorknob?

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Jamie: I'm making a cannonball out of granite…or a mess.

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Adam: Remember, children, MythBusters has hired a licensed pyrotechnician to help us blow stuff up. You should never try anything like this unless you have your own television show.

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Adam: (Adam is using a chainsaw) I'm not doing anything that the Pakish wouldn't have done if they had had a chainsaw.

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Jamie: Adam, the police officer said you need to drink more.
Adam: You know, my doctor was also telling me that I'm not getting enough tar...so I need to start smoking again!

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Adam: I'm lit. It's like one in the afternoon, and I'm lit.

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Adam: So we've had 13 drinks over 3 hours. I know I'm drunk, but I can't even remotely tell that you're drunk. It's kind of annoying. I wanna see you put a lampshade on your head or something.
Jamie: [giggles] Sorry, bub!

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Adam: Your best bet is to probably hold your nose, literally, and just take a big bite outta this onion.

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Police Officer: [to Adam] He's doing fine. You just sit over there and be quiet. It's rough enough to have one of you here. But having two...
Adam: [laughing] Of course I'm causing trouble.

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Adam: But there's always two parts to a MythBusters story: there's replicating the myth, and then there's duplicating the result.

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Adam: (about escaping from Alcatraz) "THIS is SO COOL!!!!"

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Adam: (pounding Alcatraz escape raft loudly) Wait, was that a guard? (Pause) Nope! (continues to pound raft)

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[Adam and Jamie are checking out ducklings.]
Jamie: Adam, don't let their looks deceive you, these are actually quite deadly.

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Roger Schwenkee: We need to attach [a tie-clip microphone] to the duck.
Jamie: Duck tape.

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[Jamie is trying to get a duck to quack.]
Jamie: Don't mess with me, duck.

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Jamie: Don't give me any beak.

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[Jamie is trying to silently make a duck quack]:
Adam: It's like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck. Duck loan collection agency! [in stereotypical mobster voice] I wanna talk to you about some outstanding feed.

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Jamie: Quack, damn you!!

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