MythBusters Quotes

Kari: Tory tends to clean up, Jamie is neurotic about cleaning up, and Adam is the Tasmanian Devil of filth.

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Adam: [In strange accent] Do not try what you are about to see at home. We are what you call 'experts'.
[Silence]
Jamie: [In normal voice] And what am I supposed to say?
Adam: [Attempting to imitate Jamie's voice, while moving Jamie's jaw by hand] That is right, we do this for a living.

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[Kari is dancing and clowning around.]
Tory: Not a lot going on upstairs; but God, she's cute!

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Adam: [In erudite British accent] Here we see the Hyneman in his natural habitat. The Hyneman prefers to live in an extremely clean environment, removing all detritus from its surroundings... at every opportunity.

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[Kari is being painted silver for a myth; Adam pops in to take a look.]
Adam: I didn't know we got slave girls.

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Adam: We've got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna, and it's just another day here at MythBusters.

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[Jamie is underwater in a shark cage holding Buster while he's attempting to punch sharks. The shark attacks are getting aggressive.]
Jamie: I just had one of those "what the hell am I doing" moments, over.

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Kari: If I see a shark coming up with a beret, I'm gonna be mad at you.

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Kari: Now that he's not so scared, it's a little less evil.

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Kari: I think we need to have one of us get into the chainmail. Not me.
Adam: Not me.
Kari: Clearly Jamie.

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Jamie: I understanding these things [SCUBA tanks] have about a million—or actually, it's 1.3 million—pounds of explosive force. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like a lot.

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[After being loaned some of the original floating barrel props used in the movie Jaws.]
Adam: The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them.
Tory: Has he watched the show?

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Adam: "Danger" is my middle name.

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Jamie: I'm a little worried because it worked too well, so now we'll go full scale, and it'll blow up.

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Jamie: I now pronounce this "Hyneman Mountain."

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Jamie: We're going to jump the hump.

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Adam: (pretending to be a pirate) It's time for some pillagin', it's time for some robbin', it's time to blow some stuff up.

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Adam: That's one of the most... wrongity-wrong things we've ever done.

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Adam: The Blowhard 3000—the next evolution in pirate technology!

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Adam: I just don't want any leaks. I don't like leaks.

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[A large tumbleweed comes up to Adam as he's sanding down the cannonball.]
Adam: That's not a pirate thing! That's a tumbleweed! On ya go...

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Adam: (pretending to be a pirate) What do ya mean we got no more cannonballs?!

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Adam: (pretending to be a pirate) Let's pillage!
Tory: I don't know if that's legal in California.

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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Kari's off to see an opthima-... an optha-... an eye doctor.

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Rob Lee (US Narrator): Kari's got the science behind the myth covered... and if she can just find her way to the door, we'll be on our way.
[Kari fumbles briefly with the door before turning to the ophthalmologist in exasperation.]
Kari: I can't see anything still.

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Kari: (pretending to be a pirate) Booty goes inside it!

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Tory: (Cuban accent) 'Chu wanna play rough? OK. Say 'ello to my little friend.

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[Adam and Jamie open a box of newly arrived toy monkeys]
Adam: There we go, oh, they're hideous!

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[Jamie tests Mentos and Cola apparatus]
Jess: Ha ha, Jamie, that's excellent! Sort of.

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[A forklift lifts Buster into position]
Adam: Arise, my son!

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