MythBusters Quotes
[Adam recoils as an electrical device shorts out.]
Adam: That might have been, I dunno, a bad noise. I'm releasing the mysterious blue smoke here. The problem is once you release the mysterious blue smoke, electronics don't work anymore.
Adam: That might have been, I dunno, a bad noise. I'm releasing the mysterious blue smoke here. The problem is once you release the mysterious blue smoke, electronics don't work anymore.
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[The MythBusters are about to subject a ballistics gel bust of Adam to a custom-made razor-sharp ceiling fan.]
Adam: As long as you're going to do it with me, let's make sure everyone knows who it is.
[Adam then puts his glasses onto the bust.]
Adam: You'll have to tell me how it turns out 'cause I can't see a damned thing.
Kari: [Points to the bust.] Judging by the Coke bottles on this thing, he can't see a thing either
Adam: As long as you're going to do it with me, let's make sure everyone knows who it is.
[Adam then puts his glasses onto the bust.]
Adam: You'll have to tell me how it turns out 'cause I can't see a damned thing.
Kari: [Points to the bust.] Judging by the Coke bottles on this thing, he can't see a thing either
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Adam: Absolutely, and so probably some human cranium, we've done this before when we did Penny Drop..
Scottie: Human cranium? We have human cranium?
Adam: I have the human cranium in storage, yep.
Scottie: You would!
Adam: We have one of everything here at MythBusters.
Scottie: Human cranium? We have human cranium?
Adam: I have the human cranium in storage, yep.
Scottie: You would!
Adam: We have one of everything here at MythBusters.
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[After detonating a cherry bomb in a cement truck.]
Adam: It sounded like we just planted a midget with a paper bag.
Adam: It sounded like we just planted a midget with a paper bag.
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[The team have just destroyed a cement truck with over 800 pounds of high explosives.]
Adam: Jamie, I swear I left it right here!
Adam: Jamie, I swear I left it right here!
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Jamie: Talk about removing concrete, there is no concrete, there is no truck, there's no nothing.
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[Adam holds up what appears to be one of the cement truck's engine parts.]
Adam: Well, there's your problem!
Adam: Well, there's your problem!
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Adam: It's all gone, man that's it... (Laughing) Mythbusters 1... Cement Truck,0
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Christine: Don't shoot me with that pellet gun.
Adam: I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun...[imitating southern accent] Not unless I have to!
Adam: I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun...[imitating southern accent] Not unless I have to!
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Jamie: Did I ever tell you that I worked as a concrete inspector for several months up in Seattle?
Adam: Was this before or after you were the big animal veterinarian for the circus?
Jamie: No, I never did that. You must be mistaken.
Adam: Was this before or after you were the big animal veterinarian for the circus?
Jamie: No, I never did that. You must be mistaken.
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Christine: [Looking at level on top of homemade concrete prison] Oh my God, it's level! [level falls over] awwwww...
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Jamie: Time for us to pit our skills against each other.
Adam: You have an unfair advantage because you've broken out of a Mexican prison before.
Adam: You have an unfair advantage because you've broken out of a Mexican prison before.
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[Adam notices that Jamie is using a radio part on his salsa.]
Adam: What is that?
Jamie: This is a radio.
Adam: How'd you get a bloody radio?
Jamie: I was good.
Adam: What is that?
Jamie: This is a radio.
Adam: How'd you get a bloody radio?
Jamie: I was good.
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[After spending hours trying to dissolve the window bar]
Adam: If anything, my bar is bigger! I'm increasing the mass of the bar!!
Adam: If anything, my bar is bigger! I'm increasing the mass of the bar!!
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[Jamie watches Adam burning salsa.]
Jamie: He's practicing for his experience with the electric chair.
[Adam burns his hand with salsa.]
Adam: Ow! [cries in pain] ow, hot, burning, salsa napalm!
Jamie: He's practicing for his experience with the electric chair.
[Adam burns his hand with salsa.]
Adam: Ow! [cries in pain] ow, hot, burning, salsa napalm!
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[Jamie watches Adam scrape burnt salsa off his bars.]
Adam: God, this stuff smells rank.
Jamie: It looks kinda like... poo.
Adam: God, this stuff smells rank.
Jamie: It looks kinda like... poo.
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[Adam handles a silk shirt soaked in urine.]
Adam: Eew, it's warm! I didn't want it to be warm. There's wee everywhere.
Adam: Eew, it's warm! I didn't want it to be warm. There's wee everywhere.
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Scottie: [to Kari, about Tory] Let's egg him on until he hurts himself. That's always fun.
[She and Kari encourage him to jump over a wagon on his bicycle; he tries, but fails spectacularly.]
Scottie: [to Tory, laughing] Why do I always laugh when you get hurt?
[She and Kari encourage him to jump over a wagon on his bicycle; he tries, but fails spectacularly.]
Scottie: [to Tory, laughing] Why do I always laugh when you get hurt?
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[Scottie removes the driveshaft from the car and presents it to Jamie.]
Scottie: For you—one nice, greasy part: guaranteed to get your shirt dirty.
Scottie: For you—one nice, greasy part: guaranteed to get your shirt dirty.
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