MythBusters Quotes
Kari: I have to say the jackhammer makes you look really tough, the little red wagon...
Tory, Adam and Jamie in unison: Not so much
Tory, Adam and Jamie in unison: Not so much
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Scottie: Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable.
Adam: It's not a myth, we're just idiots.
Adam: It's not a myth, we're just idiots.
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Kari: I guess we don't have a Plan B because we kinda expected Plan A to go off without a hitch.
Adam: You should never, ever, ever expect Plan A to go off without a hitch. Usually, Jamie and I, it's Plan D.
Adam: You should never, ever, ever expect Plan A to go off without a hitch. Usually, Jamie and I, it's Plan D.
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Adam: This is the point of in day, which we come to many times, when we start to go, "What else do we have that's flammable in the truck?"
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Kari: [Holding toy car.] I got my first kiss over one of these. Then he punched me.
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Adam: It's the newest kid thing. It's Brick Car! It's faster than anything and uglier than anything, too.
Jamie: And if you throw it at your brother really hard, it'll kill him!
Jamie: And if you throw it at your brother really hard, it'll kill him!
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Adam: Shall we race?
Jamie: Yeah, whatever.
Adam: 'Cause whoever wins this race is BETTER!
Jamie: Yeah, whatever.
Adam: 'Cause whoever wins this race is BETTER!
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Adam: It looks like it was built for one thing: it was built for super speed!
Jamie: I think it looks like it was built for killing children. ...And what's all that crap on the back of it?
Adam: That's the rocket engine, man! That's the solid... rocket... fuel... boos...ter...thing!
Jamie: I think it looks like it was built for killing children. ...And what's all that crap on the back of it?
Adam: That's the rocket engine, man! That's the solid... rocket... fuel... boos...ter...thing!
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Adam: Please note the Hyneman doing his careful straightening work. Jamie's people have been track-straighteners since the Middle Ages.
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[Just after Tory tests the electric fence through their contraption.]
Kari: On a scale of 1 to 10, what was the electrocution pain on that one?
Tory: Uh, I would say 211.
Kari: On a scale of 1 to 10, what was the electrocution pain on that one?
Tory: Uh, I would say 211.
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[Just after Scottie is shocked.]
Scottie: Ho-leee!!!! I feel like I just got punched in the chest!
Scottie: Ho-leee!!!! I feel like I just got punched in the chest!
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): What he [Adam] doesn't know is they might have replaced the ancient batteries with an electric fence transformer...which would be the dirtiest trick in MythBusting history.
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[Kari and Tory have hooked an electric fence generator into something Adam's going to be touching without his knowledge.]
Adam: Now, you guys haven't hooked in the electric fence thing in here, have you?
Adam: Now, you guys haven't hooked in the electric fence thing in here, have you?
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[A civil war recreationalist has just shot a bullet straight into a small cloth pouch over 50 feet away.]
Adam: Bloody hell, I think he did it…
Adam: Bloody hell, I think he did it…
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Rob Lee (US Narrator): And in the pouch, well, let's just say a sample of genetic legacy has been obtained and dyed blue for easier visibility.
Jamie: Genetic legacy? IT'S SPERM! Any kid in grade school knows that! Helps make babies, you know?
Jamie: Genetic legacy? IT'S SPERM! Any kid in grade school knows that! Helps make babies, you know?
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[Adam is on his knees behaving like a stereotypical mad scientist's hunchbacked assistant - and speaking like it]
Adam: What are your plans, my master?
Jamie: We are going to take over the world.
Adam: Ohhh, yeeesss.
Adam: What are your plans, my master?
Jamie: We are going to take over the world.
Adam: Ohhh, yeeesss.
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Adam: The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?
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Jamie: Jamie, what am I doing wrong?
Jaime Vendera: You have got to shave your moustache!
Jaime Vendera: You have got to shave your moustache!
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(While Tory is constructing a Jet engine with vacuum parts):
Tory: Yeah...there's probably a bunch of engineers looking at me and going "What the hell is he doing here?!" And, ah...I've been asking myself that as well on a moment-by-moment basis...
Tory: Yeah...there's probably a bunch of engineers looking at me and going "What the hell is he doing here?!" And, ah...I've been asking myself that as well on a moment-by-moment basis...
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Adam: The problem with making two, is that once you've done one...you're only halfway there!
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