Naruto Quotes

Kakashi: Ninja are not supposed to seek their reason to exist. It's important that they exist as a tool. That idea exists in Konoha, too.
Naruto: Does becoming a real ninja really mean that? I... kind of... don't like that.
Sasuke: [to Kakashi] Do you think so, too?
Kakashi: Well, no. That's why ninja unconsciously suffer from that idea. Like Zabuza and that boy.

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Sakura: If you leave, I'll scream!
[Sasuke appears behind Sakura]
Sasuke: Sakura... thank you.
[Sasuke knocks her out]

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Sakura: What's wrong?
Naruto: Well, Kurenai-sensei is leaving Team 8, so I'm going to talk to Old lady Tsunade about it.
Sakura: I don't think it would do any good. Probably—
Naruto: It'll be fine! I know where she hides her sake! If I reveal that to Shizune-neechan....

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Tayuya: Who are you?
Temari: Konoha's allies....

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Kankuro: The shinobi...

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Gaara: Of the sand!

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Ukon: Who are you guys?
Temari: Konoha's allies....

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Kankuro: The Sand...

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Gaara: Shinobi!

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Temari: We owe you a favor now, don't we?
Shikamaru: No, we just repaid you a favor, that's all. We'll do an even better job if something like this ever happens again.
Temari: Well, I'll acknowledge that you did so-so this time.
Shikamaru: There you go again! This is why I hate women!

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Might Guy: Its formal jutsu name is Chidori, and its secrets lie in the almost impossible speed of its stroke and the immense chakra focused in the arm that transforms it into a blade that can cut through anything. But... how could you have taught him such a reckless move...?
Kakashi: Like you really have the right to criticize me... [Turns to Rock Lee] Right, Lee?

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Naruto: What do you think your comrades in Konoha are?!

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Sasuke: ...Comrades? Have I become stronger while staying with those comrades? I'm going to where Orochimaru is.
Naruto: Orochimaru is the one who killed the Third and tried to destroy Konoha! Do you really think he'll give you power for free?! He just wants your body as a container! You might never come back! You might die! There's no way I could just let you go to a place like that!
Sasuke: ...I don't care about that. If I can achieve my objective, then it's all fine. If you're going to get in my way, then I have no choice.
Naruto: You won't be able to. I'm going to take you back, by force if I have to!

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Shino: We need to have a good, leisurely talk for a change. This is also part of teamwork. I would like to hear what your mission was like.
Kiba: Well, it sure was something! Though you wouldn't understand it even if I explained it to you. [thinks] I won't let Akamaru go through that ever again. For that, I need to polish my techniques more, and...
Shino: No, I would like to hear about it properly. Because that's what teamwork is all about.
Kiba: Are you sulking because you were left out? [Shino stops walking but says nothing] So you are.

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Naruto: There are no bad people among ramen lovers!
Choji: No. That is incorrect, Naruto.
Shikamaru: Tell it the way it is, Choji.
Choji: There are no bad people who like Ichiraku ramen!

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Ino: : So that old man Gennou wasn't a bad guy?
Choji: Didn't I say in the very beginning, "Anyone who enjoys eating Ichiraku Ramen can't be a bad guy"?
Ino: : Huh? Didn't that guy actually hate ramen?
Choji: Ichiraku ramen is different.
Shikamaru: It's impossible to eat something you hate very day.
Choji: Exactly!

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Naruto: It's kinda hard to eat myself. Oh, it's yummy! Hinata, you'll definitely be a good wife someday!
Hinata(thinking): A wife...

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Naruto(Talking about Hinata): I never knew Hinata was this incredible...
Rock Lee: She's very similar to you...
Sakura: Oh yeah...she was always watching you.
Naruto: Huh?

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Kisame: Well, who have we here?
Might Guy: The leaf villages fiercest beast of battle, I'm Might Guy!
Kisame: Your Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid looking Guy!

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Sakura: They're insane.
Naruto: Probably.

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Baki: Gaara, where are you going?
Gaara: To remind myself I'm alive.

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Naruto: It's almost... unbearable, isn't it? The feeling... of being all alone...
Gaara: (Gasps at the sincerity in his voice)
Naruto: I've been there... In that same dark and lonely place... But I've found others... others who accept me for who I am... That's why I will protect them... even if I have to kill you.
Gaara: But why?... Why would you do this... for anyone but yourself?
Naruto: Because... they saved me from myself... They are my friends. They are precious to me...

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After barely winning against Kimimaro
Gaara: It was sheer luck... I should have been killed.
Rock Lee: No, it was not meant to be. My sensei has often said to me: "A good ninja makes his own luck."
Gaara: ...That meddlesome mother hen...
Rock Lee: (offended) Guy-Sensei is nothing of the sort! Yes, he stepped in, but only that once, and only because I was not strong enough. I am very grateful to you for having saved my life, but I warn you, I will not abide of anyone speaking ill of my sensei.
Gaara: So you're another one, eh?
Rock Lee: Hm?
Gaara: You have someone in your life whom you honor and revere so much that every hurt inflicted on them is inflicted on you as well. And the closer they are to you, the greater the pain.
Kimimaro: (memory) --I will live on. I am not alone. A part of me will live on in Lord Orochimaru's heart forever. --He is the the one, the only one who gave my life meaning!! How could YOU ever understand that?!?
Gaara: To feel so strongly for someone you would fight for them... and die for them... You and Naruto Uzumaki have that in common.
Rock Lee: (gasps slightly)
Gaara: However, what if this person you honor and would even die for is not a virtuous person?
Rock Lee: Impossible! Such a person would be unworthy of honor or respect.
Gaara: No... Perhaps the companionship of an evil person... is preferable to loneliness...

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Kiba: Uh...could ya say that again? I couldn't quite catch it.
Shikamaru: Moron! Are you TRYING to get us all killed?

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Sakura: NARUTO, YOU JACKASS!!!!! Why'd you fucking say something like that? YOU OBNOXIOUS, LITTLE...!

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Kakashi: Let it go. You've gotta forget about revenge.
Sasuke: [Shocked] What?
Kakashi: Believe me. In this work, I've met a lot of guys who feel the way you do. Trust me. For those who follow the path of revenge, it never ends well.. You'll only tear yourself apart. And even if you succeed and you get your revenge, what will you have then? Nothing. Emptiness.
Sasuke: Shut up! What makes you think you know anything about it?! It's easy for you to talk. You have NO idea!
Kakashi: Just try to calm down.
Sasuke: [Angry] Maybe if I was to kill the most important people in YOUR life, everyone who's ever meant anything. Maybe THEN I'd listen to you because maybe THEN you'll have some idea how I feel!
Kakashi: Hmm. It's an interesting theory. But I'm afraid you're a little late to put it to the test. [Smiles softly] Everyone you're talking about has already been killed.
Sasuke: [Eyes widen in shock]
Kakashi: I've been around longer than you have, kid. And I've seen my share of troubles. You're not the only one who knows what it's like to lose somebody... So, it looks like neither of us has led a charmed life, exactly, have we? Still, we're not all that bad off. At least you and I have been lucky enough to find new comrades to help fill the void.

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Jirobo: Man, it's no wonder you never had a boyfriend. You're such a-
Tayuya: Shut it, fatso.

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Shikamaru: [Whispers] Hey! Dad.
Shikaku: What is it?
Shikamaru: What on earth made you want to marry such a crabby woman like mom?
Shikaku: [Ponders for a moment] That's a good question. Even a crab like your mom can be gentle sometimes. She has her moments.
Shikamaru: [Slightly frustrated] That's the reason?

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Kiba: Okay, those guys need to be stopped. Naruto and I can handle that. Meanwhile, you head back at your own pace. Be careful. Your leg is still injured so don't push it.
Hinata: [Nods] I won't overdo it.
Naruto: Here's the plan. Head home at your own pace but be careful. That leg is still hurt, you know.
Kiba: Didn't I just tell her that? Were you paying attention?!
Naruto: What's that? I zoned out.
Hinata: [Blushes] Thanks, Naruto.
Kiba: [Grunts] Come on, idea boy. [Pulls Naruto by his collar]

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Jiraiya: [As a child] The Touton No Jutsu [Sight No Jutsu] I use when I'm peeking is really good too! I still haven't been caught before!
Sarutobi: Really.. This Touton No Jutsu you speak of.. I'll go with you next time and see how good it is!
Jiraiya: [Thinking] Sarutobi-Sensei is a pervert too.

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