Navy NCIS - Naval Criminal Investigative Service Quotes
Gibbs: Ducky. I'm not interested in what happened to him after he died.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well I'm surprised to hear you say that, Gibbs. You know post-mortem details can be extremely revealing. Remember that case, four years ago, where the young Marine was buried in an anthill up to his neck?
Gibbs: Ducky. Eight years ago.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: No, it can't be eight years. No, I know it wasn't. Four years ago, your third wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat, and I distinctly remember the ant-eaten Marine on that table there while I stitched you up.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well I'm surprised to hear you say that, Gibbs. You know post-mortem details can be extremely revealing. Remember that case, four years ago, where the young Marine was buried in an anthill up to his neck?
Gibbs: Ducky. Eight years ago.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: No, it can't be eight years. No, I know it wasn't. Four years ago, your third wife hit you over the head with a baseball bat, and I distinctly remember the ant-eaten Marine on that table there while I stitched you up.
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Jimmy Palmer: You have captured his essence pefectly. His... anger. His intent. Uh, his bloodlust.
Abby Sciuto: His likeness? It's his likeness. That's kind of the point here. You know what? Let's just start over. Okay, he was a white guy, right?
Abby Sciuto: His likeness? It's his likeness. That's kind of the point here. You know what? Let's just start over. Okay, he was a white guy, right?
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Marine Col. Stacey Radcliffe: I think we're done here! [starts to leave]
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: The hell we are! [the Colonel and Bourdais stop]
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: NCIS is conducting an investigation into the murder of a United States Marine. And I can assure you, I will bring down the full weight of this Service, if you do not give me your utmost co-operation! Do I make myself understood?
Marine Col. Stacey Radcliffe: Yes, ma'am.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Now where *exactly* did you lose them, Colonel?
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: The hell we are! [the Colonel and Bourdais stop]
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: NCIS is conducting an investigation into the murder of a United States Marine. And I can assure you, I will bring down the full weight of this Service, if you do not give me your utmost co-operation! Do I make myself understood?
Marine Col. Stacey Radcliffe: Yes, ma'am.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Now where *exactly* did you lose them, Colonel?
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Motorcycle Rider: My bike was stolen, you gotta help me.
Agent Caitlin Todd: Who stole it?
Motorcycle Rider: Two guys. Their truck went off the road, I was helping them find their dog.
Agent Caitlin Todd: They had a dog?
Motorcycle Rider: A Shih Tzu named Kate.
Agent Caitlin Todd: [annoyed] They had a dog named Kate?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's a Shih Tzu?
Agent Caitlin Todd: It's a little, annoying dog. Did they describe it?
Motorcycle Rider: Yeah, they said it had long, brown, hair, kinda mangey.
Agent Caitlin Todd: I'm going to shoot him.
Agent Caitlin Todd: Who stole it?
Motorcycle Rider: Two guys. Their truck went off the road, I was helping them find their dog.
Agent Caitlin Todd: They had a dog?
Motorcycle Rider: A Shih Tzu named Kate.
Agent Caitlin Todd: [annoyed] They had a dog named Kate?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's a Shih Tzu?
Agent Caitlin Todd: It's a little, annoying dog. Did they describe it?
Motorcycle Rider: Yeah, they said it had long, brown, hair, kinda mangey.
Agent Caitlin Todd: I'm going to shoot him.
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I know what you have to do, Jethro, and I won't stop you. But officially, I am suspending you from investigating this further, and I am turning it over to the FBI.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I know... One request.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I'll see that Fornell runs the investigation. I always could read your mind.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs flashes back] Not always, Jen.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I know... One request.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I'll see that Fornell runs the investigation. I always could read your mind.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs flashes back] Not always, Jen.
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Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Make any sudden moves, I shoot. Do we understand each other?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Okay, relax, Quick-draw. We're feds.
Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Yeah? What agency?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Officer Ziva David: NCIS.
Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Never heard of it.
Officer Ziva David: Naval Criminal Investigative Ser...
Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Never-heard-of-it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [sighs] You never actually get used to that. You think you will, but you never do.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Okay, relax, Quick-draw. We're feds.
Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Yeah? What agency?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Officer Ziva David: NCIS.
Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Never heard of it.
Officer Ziva David: Naval Criminal Investigative Ser...
Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Never-heard-of-it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [sighs] You never actually get used to that. You think you will, but you never do.
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