NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service Quotes

[about laws changing over time]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Politicians have their time table, I have mine.

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[repeated line]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You think, DiNozzo?

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[repeated line]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [making fun of Gibbs to a co-worker, who doesn't respond] He's standing right behind me, isn't he.

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[Tony's nicknames for Agent McGee]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McCheat - McChittyChat - McContrary - McCranky - McDetail - McEgghead - McFlabby - McFlowerPower - McFreaky - McGarnagle - McGecko - McGeek - McGiggles - McGnome - McGoo - McGoogle - McGPS - McGruff - McGullable - McKilljoy - McLawyer - McLovin' - McMuse - McMotherboard - McNerd - McProbious - McRomeo - McScout - McShipmate - McSnapper - McSneaky - McSofty - McTardy - McTim - McZero
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Probie - Probalicious - Probie-Wan Kanobie - Daniel McBoone - The Great McOz - Elf Lord

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs, do you have him?
Abby Sciuto: [smug] Are you seriously asking me that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [deadpan] No, I called to flirt.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ducky. Got some good news for me?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: That depends on your definition of good news.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not the answer I was looking for.

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Abby Sciuto: I am the Energizer bunny of forensic science: I never sleep and I never give up.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or do you just have that effect on them?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'd like to think it's me

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs? What did Ducky look like when he was younger?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [straight-faced] Illya Kuryakin.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You think he knows more than he's telling us?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: C'mon, Kate, this is Gibbs we're talking about. Of course he does.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Are you finished?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, I haven't even started yet.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What are you McDoing, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Working on Kales phone records.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thought you already McDid-That?

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Officer Ziva David: Well, you know what they say. You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few legs
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's never making me breakfast.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, Ziva, it's 'without breaking a few eggs.'

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