Never the Twain Quotes
Lyn Smallbridge: [Oliver tells Lyn about Veronica's porcelain figures] Has she accepted your offer?
Oliver Smallbridge: Haven't made it yet!
Oliver Smallbridge: Haven't made it yet!
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Oliver Smallbridge: [Oliver is looking in the wall mirror] I don't look a day over 39... not in a certain light.
Oliver Smallbridge: [standing behind Oliver] It's called a total eclipse. What's her name?
Oliver Smallbridge: Veronica Barton. How did you know?
Lyn Smallbridge: You've been pulling your stomach in ever since you came home.
Oliver Smallbridge: [standing behind Oliver] It's called a total eclipse. What's her name?
Oliver Smallbridge: Veronica Barton. How did you know?
Lyn Smallbridge: You've been pulling your stomach in ever since you came home.
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Oliver Smallbridge: I started at the bottom, you need brains there.
Simon Peel: Well, your brains are in your bottom!
Simon Peel: Well, your brains are in your bottom!
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Simon Peel: Things have changed since my day you konw. [spotting something in the newspaper]
Simon Peel: I say, exhibition of local antiques.
David Peel: Oh, you're not that old, Dad.
Simon Peel: I say, exhibition of local antiques.
David Peel: Oh, you're not that old, Dad.
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Simon Peel: There are certain things in life that are more important than money. There's friendship, respect...
David Peel: Nookie!
Simon Peel: ...Nookie. We don't all have your priorities, you know.
David Peel: Nookie!
Simon Peel: ...Nookie. We don't all have your priorities, you know.
Movie: Never the Twain
[Simon has lit a bonfire to blow smoke over Oliver's garden]
David Peel: Dad, aren't you being a bit juvenile?
Simon Peel: Certainly not. It's a privilege of middle age. Only children aren't allowed to be juvenile.
David Peel: Dad, aren't you being a bit juvenile?
Simon Peel: Certainly not. It's a privilege of middle age. Only children aren't allowed to be juvenile.
Movie: Never the Twain