Nip Tuck Quotes
Sean: Have you ever done twins?
Christian: [In a Sean Connery impression] Mother and daughter once but never twins.
Christian: [In a Sean Connery impression] Mother and daughter once but never twins.
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Sean: Check out this bombshell. We’re getting ready this morning, and Julia tells me she wants her breasts done.
Christian: If you’re thinking conflict of interest, I’d like to volunteer my services.
Sean: Still have a crush on the missus, do we?
Christian: Let the records show that I dated her first and passed off my sloppy seconds to you.
Christian: If you’re thinking conflict of interest, I’d like to volunteer my services.
Sean: Still have a crush on the missus, do we?
Christian: Let the records show that I dated her first and passed off my sloppy seconds to you.
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Christian: You wanna talk about the real reason you breezed into town? And do me a favour, Mr. Perez, when you answer, drop the 'no hablo English' bullshit. It doesn’t add to my confusion about your predicament, it only highlights your own. I’m a doctor; what you tell me during consultation is confidential.
Silvio Perez: I prefer to let my money talk. [puts a large briefcase on the table]
Christian Troy: Nice alligator.
Silvio Perez: Twenty thousand dollars, according to your website. That’s your fee.
Christian: Funny, isn’t it? How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma that can stink up a room. Coffee, for instance, and of course there’s the cartel money.
Silvio Perez: I’m not Colombian. My brother and I, we are Argentinean.
Christian: Mr. Perez, if you were Argentinean, I wouldn’t have to recommend porcelain veneers. It’s the only South American country with fluoride in the water. One last time, why are you running?
Silvio Perez: I was with the boss’ girl.
Christian: Mr. Perez, you cad.
Silvio Perez: I prefer to let my money talk. [puts a large briefcase on the table]
Christian Troy: Nice alligator.
Silvio Perez: Twenty thousand dollars, according to your website. That’s your fee.
Christian: Funny, isn’t it? How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma that can stink up a room. Coffee, for instance, and of course there’s the cartel money.
Silvio Perez: I’m not Colombian. My brother and I, we are Argentinean.
Christian: Mr. Perez, if you were Argentinean, I wouldn’t have to recommend porcelain veneers. It’s the only South American country with fluoride in the water. One last time, why are you running?
Silvio Perez: I was with the boss’ girl.
Christian: Mr. Perez, you cad.
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Christian: Can I buy you a drink?
Kimber: I don't drink.
Christian: Can I buy you an appetizer?
Kimber: I don't eat. I'm a model.
[Christian gives up and is ready to leave]
Bartender: Another one before you hit the road?
Christian: No, I have to operate tomorrow.
Kimber: Are you a doctor?
Christian: [flashes smile] Plastic surgeon.
Kimber: I don't drink.
Christian: Can I buy you an appetizer?
Kimber: I don't eat. I'm a model.
[Christian gives up and is ready to leave]
Bartender: Another one before you hit the road?
Christian: No, I have to operate tomorrow.
Kimber: Are you a doctor?
Christian: [flashes smile] Plastic surgeon.
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Christian: Let your shortcomings and imperfections fuel you. [Edit] When you stop striving for perfection you might as well be dead.
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Sean: [to Kimber, about Christian] Ms. Henry, I think you're confusing Dr. Troy's pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions.
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Christian: We're in the vanity business, Sean. It's what we do. Appearance is everything to a kid. It's how you fit in. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. How cool is fatherhood?
Sean: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here.
Sean: I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here.
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Christian: What is it that we’re doing, Sean, other than make people feel good about themselves?
Sean: What we do is let people externalize the hatred they feel about themselves.
Sean: What we do is let people externalize the hatred they feel about themselves.
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Christian: Sean, do you know why we just bought twelves packs of ham?
Sean: Because alligators are finicky eaters.
Sean: Because alligators are finicky eaters.
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Julia: I should be back by 10. Dinner is in the fridge. Heat it up for five minutes at 350º. And, Matt, don't show Annie The Exorcist again.
Matt: She needs to know that evil exists.
Matt: She needs to know that evil exists.
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Christian: [after Julia had walked in on him in bed with the twins] I'm sorry. I didn't mean for you to catch me in the middle of a DoubleMint moment right there.
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Julia: Why haven’t I had an orgasm in two years?!?
Sean: Because I didn’t want to work that hard.
Sean: Because I didn’t want to work that hard.
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Sean: Did she indicate that if you slept with her she’d drop the lawsuit?
Christian: Are you actually telling me to stick my dick in the crypt keeper to make your mistake go away?
Christian: Are you actually telling me to stick my dick in the crypt keeper to make your mistake go away?
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Christian: [referring to the threat of a malpractice lawsuit] I don't know what our options are, Sean. I've worked too hard to end up at 40 saying, "Hi, welcome to Cinnabon. How may I help you?"
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Christian: [to Sean, referring to Dr. Grace Santiago] You're listening to the concern of Salsa Spice over the judgment of your partner?
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Christian: Are you saying I have no ethics?
Sean: I'm saying you have a history of liking your money.
Christian: I have a discriminating eye, Sean. I turned down Michael Jackson today.
Sean: I'm saying you have a history of liking your money.
Christian: I have a discriminating eye, Sean. I turned down Michael Jackson today.
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Liz: [to Christian] You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick.
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Christian: You´re beautiful, Mrs. Grubman. Unfortunately, we live in a world where only one kind of beauty is recognized. But I´m telling you, tonight, the way you worked that room, the way you flirted with those rich guys, batted your eyes and walked away with a $100,000 check for a cause that needs you that was beautiful to me.
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Christian: The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?
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Christian: [refering to Merrill, who is dressed in a white suit] You look like a Q-Tip.
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Sean: You´re the one who inspired me to be a surgeon. I wanted to be you.
Dr. Grayson: You´re gonna be me, Sean. You´re in my path. You´re a success now. Forty is when it starts. The dutiful wife gets tired of your hours and your lack of emotional intelligence. She´ll stay around for another five years if you´re lucky. Mine left when I was 50, but she´ll leave. When Father´s Day comes around, and Christmas, and Thanksgiving, and you sit alone with your diplomas, and the thoughts of all these people whose lives you´ve saved except your own.
Dr. Grayson: You´re gonna be me, Sean. You´re in my path. You´re a success now. Forty is when it starts. The dutiful wife gets tired of your hours and your lack of emotional intelligence. She´ll stay around for another five years if you´re lucky. Mine left when I was 50, but she´ll leave. When Father´s Day comes around, and Christmas, and Thanksgiving, and you sit alone with your diplomas, and the thoughts of all these people whose lives you´ve saved except your own.
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Sean: I’m afraid ‘pro-bono’ is out of the question for this type of operation. That’s usually reserved for people who have suffered accidents or birth defects.
Sophia: Being one gender on the inside and another on the outside is a birth defect.
Sophia: Being one gender on the inside and another on the outside is a birth defect.
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Man at bar: After you commit, it doesn't matter what you wash with. Women smell infidelity like cat piss.
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Christian: Dr. Santiago, have you ever been sued for malpractice?
Grace: As a matter of fact, I haven't.
Christian: Of course not. That would be silly. That’s like suing a witch doctor for a spell that didn’t work.
Grace: As a matter of fact, I haven't.
Christian: Of course not. That would be silly. That’s like suing a witch doctor for a spell that didn’t work.
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