Nip Tuck Quote
Patient: [in examination] Dr. Troy, you are the only man I want handling my penis.
Christian: You are the only man who's ever said that to me.
Patient: Is the scar really gone? My fiance doesn't like going down.
Christian: And you're gonna marry that bitch?
Patient: Just don't tell my girlfriend.
[Both men laugh]
Patient: So the cream will help it all go away in two weeks?
Christian: Or your money back.
Christian: You are the only man who's ever said that to me.
Patient: Is the scar really gone? My fiance doesn't like going down.
Christian: And you're gonna marry that bitch?
Patient: Just don't tell my girlfriend.
[Both men laugh]
Patient: So the cream will help it all go away in two weeks?
Christian: Or your money back.
TV Show: Nip Tuck
