Nip Tuck Quotes
Abby Mays: Just because I am ugly, doesn't mean I'm attracted to ugly, Dr. Troy. I get all the magazines. I watch MTV. I'm as affected by the media as anyone else.
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Natalie: [to Julia] Ma's O-negative. She said, 'The best part about being a universal donor was that she could never be so broke that she couldn't give something to the needy.'
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Julia: Your mom's a baseball fan?
Natalie: Nah. She's just an ex-Catholic who believes God speaks to us through the Red Sox.
Julia: What's God trying to say?
Natalie: Miracles happen. Believe in someone enough and they'll surprise you.
Natalie: Nah. She's just an ex-Catholic who believes God speaks to us through the Red Sox.
Julia: What's God trying to say?
Natalie: Miracles happen. Believe in someone enough and they'll surprise you.
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Sean: You're a remarkable person, Jules. Every time I look at you in there, so capable, strong, not afraid of any of it. You'd have made a much better doctor than I am. I always thought I was the one who could handle anything. Who wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty, could deal with all the shit that's just part of life. I never wanted to know about Matt because I couldn't live with the truth. I never asked about you and Christian. I couldn't deal with all the questions I'd have to ask about us.
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Sean: There's a reason I'm a plastic surgeon. If something's ugly, I fix it. What's imperfect, I make perfect, wipe away the mess, make it all nice. I couldn't do what these guys do. Life and death. Losing more than you save and moving on to the next, just one after the other.
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Julia: [talking to the body identified as Erica] I forgive you for not loving me. It's Okay. I didn't love you either. I just craved your approval like it was somehow possible to get. I saved a life tonight, Mother. Well, two lives actually. A stranger's and my own.
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Quentin: Sometimes people misinterpret me until they get to know me.
Julia: I know you. I know you're someone who can only be big by making others feel small. I know I don't need people like you in my life anymore. And I know you're fired.
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Quentin: You are a bitch.
Julia: At least I am not yours.
Julia: I know you. I know you're someone who can only be big by making others feel small. I know I don't need people like you in my life anymore. And I know you're fired.
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Quentin: You are a bitch.
Julia: At least I am not yours.
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Joy Kringle: With childhood obesity rates the way they are today, fat is not an image we want to promote any more. [Edit] It's our sincere hope that by the time your kids have kids, Doctor, Santa will no longer be thought of as the fat man. He'll be trim, tight and a little bit sexy.
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Christian Troy: What about the elves? I always thought it was indentured servitude. Are you going to do something about that?
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Christian: The Messiah? Liz, I thought you were an athiest.
Liz: I kinda go on the wagon around the holidays. You miss out on too much good music if you don't.
Liz: I kinda go on the wagon around the holidays. You miss out on too much good music if you don't.
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Matt: You're not supposed to take it literally. The story is for kids. Jesus is Santa Claus for adults.
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Christian: Not a bad way to spend the holidays.
Matt: Two single men, watching football, eating Chinese. That's America.
Matt: Two single men, watching football, eating Chinese. That's America.
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Sean: To our profession. The only field of medicine dedicated to both the fixing of what isn't broken and rebuilding of the unrepairable.
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Kimber: He wouldn't have hurt me if you hadn't given me all those surgeries. You made me think that I needed them for you to love me. It's true. Beauty is a curse on the world.
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Kimber: On our first date, you said that I was an eight. You were honest with me. I need you to tell me what I am now as honestly as you did then. From one to ten.
[Christian draws the curtain and sees Kimber who has been carved. The Carver has reversed all her surgeries.]
Christian: I'll make you a ten again, sweetheart, I promise. I'll make you a ten again.
[Christian draws the curtain and sees Kimber who has been carved. The Carver has reversed all her surgeries.]
Christian: I'll make you a ten again, sweetheart, I promise. I'll make you a ten again.
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Kimber: I can't do this anymore, Christian. I can't be this beautiful couple who spends six hundred dollars a month on tanning salons, who takes an hour to get ready just to go to the gym, who measure people's worth by their body fat percentage.
Christian: This is perfectly normal. It's called Stockholm Syndrome. Kidnapping victims sympathise with their captors. It's a survival strategy.
Kimber: He wasn't my captor. You were. Porn was. He was just the man holding up the mirror to our beautiful, superficial lives showing me how grotesque they were. It's just ugliness hidden behind a perfect mask. How am I supposed to be with you when your job is to give everyone those masks?
Christian: This is perfectly normal. It's called Stockholm Syndrome. Kidnapping victims sympathise with their captors. It's a survival strategy.
Kimber: He wasn't my captor. You were. Porn was. He was just the man holding up the mirror to our beautiful, superficial lives showing me how grotesque they were. It's just ugliness hidden behind a perfect mask. How am I supposed to be with you when your job is to give everyone those masks?
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Quentin: Kit, if you want to catch this guy, may I recommend that you expand the scope of your suspects beyond those who know whether you're shaved, waxed or natural
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Gina: [to Christian, who is repairing her carved face] Don't screw this up, asshole. I'm planning to get a book-deal out of this and I don't want to look like the Joker on my dust jacket.
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Kit: I just want to know what it's like for someone like you. An out lesbian working in a male-dominated field helping women stuff their bodies with silicone? Holding strong to those feminist beliefs must be awfully frustrating at times.
Liz: Let me save you the trouble, OK? I am not some bitter femmy Nazi trying to get back at the world. And I certainly didn't carve my bosses as payback for who they are. And beauty is not a curse, it's a commodity. And I've never had any illusions about what I do.
Liz: Let me save you the trouble, OK? I am not some bitter femmy Nazi trying to get back at the world. And I certainly didn't carve my bosses as payback for who they are. And beauty is not a curse, it's a commodity. And I've never had any illusions about what I do.
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Dr. Faith Wolper: Have you ever had any loving adult relationships?
Christian: Yeah, sure.
Dr. Faith Wolper: What happened?
Christian: One of them married Sean and the other... Well, it just didn’t work out. It wasn’t my fault. Even Sean couldn’t make it work with her.
Christian: Yeah, sure.
Dr. Faith Wolper: What happened?
Christian: One of them married Sean and the other... Well, it just didn’t work out. It wasn’t my fault. Even Sean couldn’t make it work with her.
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Mother of the mother-daughter duo in Christian's bedroom: Do you know what kind of women accept not being kissed? Whores. We’re not whores.
Christian: No, you’re the goddamn Mother of the Year.
Christian: No, you’re the goddamn Mother of the Year.
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Burt Landau: My balls are no longer proportionate to my wang. [Edit] Feels like I got an SUV riding around on training wheels down there.
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Burt Landau: Brains, brains can help you recognise an opportunity but it is balls that make you a risk-taker.
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Sean: Buy us? We are not for sale!
Christian: We are at this price. [Edit] This man eats paper planes and shits out space shuttles.
Christian: We are at this price. [Edit] This man eats paper planes and shits out space shuttles.
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Christian: Think about it, Sean. Look at what your 70-hour work week did to Matt.
Sean: Your genes are as responsible for that as are my work habits.
Sean: Your genes are as responsible for that as are my work habits.
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Liz: His-and-her facelifts. If this is indicative of the state of relationships in the 21st century, then I'm staying single.
Christian: And cocker spaniels all over south Florida howl in relief.
Christian: And cocker spaniels all over south Florida howl in relief.
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Sean: Where is Christian?
Liz: I'm sure his spirits are here, but his body is still in the tanning booth.
Liz: I'm sure his spirits are here, but his body is still in the tanning booth.
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Sean: I was in the neighborhood driving by and decided to see my partner. ...Why is there a statue of a cock in the living room?
Christian: It's abstract art, Sean.
Christian: It's abstract art, Sean.
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Christian: Sweetheart, everything I need to know about you is bouncing around in front of my face.
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