Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding Quote
[about his mother]
Chris Titus: Without her I don't exist. Without her, I wouldn't be doing this for a living. Without her, in four states, it would still be legal to kill a man with a cappuccino machine. She touched a lot of lives. Diagnosed manic depressive schizophreinc. Actually, it was pretty cool as a kid, 'cause I never really knew *who* was coming to dinner. But I was pretty sure they were going to be bummed out. It used to piss my teachers off. All my permission slips had different signatures on them. [Laughter]
Chris Titus: Okay, Mr. Smart Ass, why don't you stand up? Who's this one supposed to be? [as a whining kid]
Chris Titus: It's my mom. [Laughs]
Chris Titus: Call her. But let me listen, let me listen, let me listen! I'll bet my lunch money she's Wheezy Jefferson today.
Chris Titus: Without her I don't exist. Without her, I wouldn't be doing this for a living. Without her, in four states, it would still be legal to kill a man with a cappuccino machine. She touched a lot of lives. Diagnosed manic depressive schizophreinc. Actually, it was pretty cool as a kid, 'cause I never really knew *who* was coming to dinner. But I was pretty sure they were going to be bummed out. It used to piss my teachers off. All my permission slips had different signatures on them. [Laughter]
Chris Titus: Okay, Mr. Smart Ass, why don't you stand up? Who's this one supposed to be? [as a whining kid]
Chris Titus: It's my mom. [Laughs]
Chris Titus: Call her. But let me listen, let me listen, let me listen! I'll bet my lunch money she's Wheezy Jefferson today.
TV Show: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding
