Nowhere Quote

Bouncer: Empty your pockets please, sir [Max empties pockets onto desk]
Bouncer: Afro comb!
Max: [turns to Paddy] You never know! You never know!
Bouncer: Pound-coin holder! Empty! One key attached to one keyring [reads from keyring]
Bouncer: "I've stroked a beaver at Drayton Manor"! Have you now? [Max nods]
Bouncer: sign here please!
Max: [signs document] What do i do now?
Bouncer: just through there please, sir [Max leaves making Paddy first in line]
Bouncer: Name?
Paddy: Patrick O'Shay!
Bouncer: Empty your pockets please, sir [Paddy empties pockets onto desk]
Bouncer: one pornographic magazine, the Finger Club! One pack of condoms, ripped for the lady's pleasure. Flavour: Biscuit.

Movie: Nowhere

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