Numb3rs Quotes
Charlie Eppes: Larry, is everything all right?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Everything? Well, I'm not sure that I can account for the state of all matter, but …
Charlie Eppes: You know exactly what I'm talking about! Stop trying to Fleinhardt your way around answering me!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Everything? Well, I'm not sure that I can account for the state of all matter, but …
Charlie Eppes: You know exactly what I'm talking about! Stop trying to Fleinhardt your way around answering me!
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Don Eppes: You decided that maybe you were too old to be making out in the backseat of a car?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Also … car … no backseat.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Also … car … no backseat.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Actually, I may have before me a problem that cannot be drummed away.
Charlie Eppes: Megan?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: She's … she's exiting and she's beautiful, and this thing that is between us, it's beginning to affect my work!
Charlie Eppes: What is going on between you two?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [stresses every single word] I have not the slightest idea!
Charlie Eppes: Well, you never worked well with emotionally uncertainty!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You think that's it? You think that a emotional uncertainty lies at the heart of all this?
Charlie Eppes: Really, I'm not as familiar with that side of you.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [sighs] No … nor, it seems, am I.
Charlie Eppes: Megan?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: She's … she's exiting and she's beautiful, and this thing that is between us, it's beginning to affect my work!
Charlie Eppes: What is going on between you two?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [stresses every single word] I have not the slightest idea!
Charlie Eppes: Well, you never worked well with emotionally uncertainty!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You think that's it? You think that a emotional uncertainty lies at the heart of all this?
Charlie Eppes: Really, I'm not as familiar with that side of you.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [sighs] No … nor, it seems, am I.
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[Larry and Charlie are arguing]
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Tighten it.
Charlie Eppes: [slaps Larry's hand] Don't touch it.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Hey. Play nice.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Tighten it.
Charlie Eppes: [slaps Larry's hand] Don't touch it.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Hey. Play nice.
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Megan Reeves: Twenty minutes ago I was on the couch, watching Blazing Saddles in my pajamas. This better be good.
Charlie Eppes: Oh, this is better than good.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Your red cowgirl PJs?
Megan Reeves: [grins] Mmm-hmm.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Oh … [stares into space, apparently contemplating the scene]
Charlie Eppes: Oh, this is better than good.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Your red cowgirl PJs?
Megan Reeves: [grins] Mmm-hmm.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Oh … [stares into space, apparently contemplating the scene]
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Colby Granger: You know what this place kinda reminds me of?
David Sinclair: Let me guess, Blade Runner.
Colby Granger: Yeah, exactly. I think Ridley Scott knew what the future was going to look like.
David Sinclair: Let me guess, Blade Runner.
Colby Granger: Yeah, exactly. I think Ridley Scott knew what the future was going to look like.
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Oswald Kittner: I get shot at, and you guys respond to it by doing math?
Charlie Eppes: That's how we roll at CalSci.
Charlie Eppes: That's how we roll at CalSci.
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Oswald Kittner: Are the numbers supposed to be glowing at some point?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I have noticed that some expressions have a certain shimmering quality to them.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I have noticed that some expressions have a certain shimmering quality to them.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Change is inevitable, and those who adapt most quickly are the most likely to survive.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Were I in a less ebullient frame of mind, I might very well just bop you in the nose.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I believe that's my copy of the Quarterly Review of Cosmology?
Charlie Eppes: Yeah, it is …
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Why are we engaged in combat over it?
Charlie Eppes: Yeah, it is …
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Why are we engaged in combat over it?
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Colby Granger: A = B = C = D. It's like one of Charlie's equations … I can't believe I just said that.
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[Murderer wants to commit suicide by jumping off a roof]
David Sinclair: Look at me, look at me. Carlos, look at me! I don't wanna do anything. Just wanna talk to you, okay? Give me two minutes, [then] go on you do whatever you got to do, okay?
Carlos: [looks at him] Just talk?
David Sinclair: Just wanna talk!
[Colby dashes after Carlos from the other side and pulls him back]
Carlos: You lied to me!
Colby Granger: David, apologize to the man for saving his life!
David Sinclair: Look at me, look at me. Carlos, look at me! I don't wanna do anything. Just wanna talk to you, okay? Give me two minutes, [then] go on you do whatever you got to do, okay?
Carlos: [looks at him] Just talk?
David Sinclair: Just wanna talk!
[Colby dashes after Carlos from the other side and pulls him back]
Carlos: You lied to me!
Colby Granger: David, apologize to the man for saving his life!
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Don Eppes: [to CIA agent] I just shot a man tonight! [referring to Brutus test subject]
CIA Agent: [to Don] Yes, and your country thanks you. [sticks hand for shake]
[Eppes punches CIA Agent in the face]
Megan Reeves: I'd stay down unless you wanna get hit again.
CIA Agent: [to Don] Yes, and your country thanks you. [sticks hand for shake]
[Eppes punches CIA Agent in the face]
Megan Reeves: I'd stay down unless you wanna get hit again.
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[After giving Larry back his lucky T-shirt]
Charlie Eppes: You're rocketing into space, Larry. There's no downside in packing a lucky shirt.
Charlie Eppes: You're rocketing into space, Larry. There's no downside in packing a lucky shirt.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, it's only six months, though I will be traveling two hundred and fifty miles above the Earth at eighteen thousand miles an hour. It's only a phone call away … albeit a very expensive phone call.
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Charlie Eppes: Hey … so, we're gonna be back sometime Sunday night.
Alan Eppes: In time for dinner?
Charlie Eppes: Well, it is a math conference at Stanford … so chances are we may be a little late.
Alan Eppes: In time for dinner?
Charlie Eppes: Well, it is a math conference at Stanford … so chances are we may be a little late.
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Don Eppes: What's he want with this little girl?
Rachel: Most likely, his 73rd wife.
Rachel: Most likely, his 73rd wife.
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Charlie Eppes: I gotta tell ya, from a mathematical standpoint the designs for this yacht are absolutley amazing. It almost has me thinking about getting back into my fluid dynamics work again.
Alan Eppes: Oh. I mean, abandon your cognitive emergence theory.
Charlie Eppes: I said "almost".
Alan Eppes: Oh, good, because I remember the damage some of those fluid dynamics experiments did on the pond in the backyard.
Charlie Eppes: Oh, all the koi lived.
Alan Eppes: Oh. I mean, abandon your cognitive emergence theory.
Charlie Eppes: I said "almost".
Alan Eppes: Oh, good, because I remember the damage some of those fluid dynamics experiments did on the pond in the backyard.
Charlie Eppes: Oh, all the koi lived.
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Don Eppes: Do you think I need help?
Megan Reeves: I don't think they've made the person yet who doesn't.
Megan Reeves: I don't think they've made the person yet who doesn't.
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Megan Reeves: So where's all the money go?
Amita Ramanujan: Most of the money stays in Mexico.
Charlie Eppes: Death Squad Retirement fund.
Amita Ramanujan: Most of the money stays in Mexico.
Charlie Eppes: Death Squad Retirement fund.
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Don Eppes: [seeing Charlie in his tux] Nice. Very … ah …
Charlie Eppes: James Bond?
Colby Granger: No.
Charlie Eppes: Yeah, no, I didn't think so either.
Charlie Eppes: James Bond?
Colby Granger: No.
Charlie Eppes: Yeah, no, I didn't think so either.
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Dr. Mildred Finch: In Antarctica we were used to doing everything very quietly. It's like a big library … with penguins.
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Alan Eppes: You save all the dirty jobs for yourself.
Don Eppes: I do what has to be done – it's not like I like doing the dirty work.
Don Eppes: I do what has to be done – it's not like I like doing the dirty work.
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