Numb3rs Quotes
Megan Reeves: It's hard to believe people line up to get into this place.
David Sinclair: Lots more line up to get turned away. Don't ever say I don't take you to the hottest places.
David Sinclair: Lots more line up to get turned away. Don't ever say I don't take you to the hottest places.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [in reference to darts] Unfortunately, my bird keeps trying to nest in the hallway.
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Alan Eppes: Look at this workload of mine. How do these kids do it?
Charlie Eppes: They're kids.
Charlie Eppes: They're kids.
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David Sinclair: Manager says he's a model tenant. Quiet, pays his rent on time.
Colby Granger: Yeah, and the Son of Sam's the Employee of the Month.
Colby Granger: Yeah, and the Son of Sam's the Employee of the Month.
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Colby Granger: Not to diss his decorating sense, but I've definitely seen obsession done better.
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Don Eppes: I told you they got me seeing a therapist?
Lt. Gary Walker: Who isn't these days?
Lt. Gary Walker: Who isn't these days?
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Lt. Gary Walker: I've gotten used to not understanding what the hell you're talking about.
Charlie Eppes: It's great to see you too, Lieutenant.
Charlie Eppes: It's great to see you too, Lieutenant.
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Charlie Eppes: The two great adult influences in my life are heading off to blow up pumpkins.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I'm the only one here who has visitors. Even the vow of silence guys are grumbling.
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Amita Ramanujan: I got it! I stole his mojo bag!
Charlie Eppes: [to Megan and Colby via phone] She just stole his mojo.
Charlie Eppes: [to Megan and Colby via phone] She just stole his mojo.
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: I sense a big hairy "but" coming. Ooh, pardon my terrible pun.
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Charlie Eppes: I know how to trap this guy.
Colby Granger: Yeah? Does it involve your deceptive upper body strength?
Colby Granger: Yeah? Does it involve your deceptive upper body strength?
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [to Alan] You can move in with me, but I don't live anywhere.
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Charlie Eppes: I have the willpower of a field mouse!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: But in that field you are a very popular mouse!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: But in that field you are a very popular mouse!
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Don Eppes: Let me ask you something not about this.
David Sinclair: About Liz?
Don Eppes: Yeah, how did you know?
David Sinclair: You asked permission to ask.
David Sinclair: About Liz?
Don Eppes: Yeah, how did you know?
David Sinclair: You asked permission to ask.
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Amita Ramanujan: If we had a DTMF decoder … that's a Dual-tone multi-frequency. It's touchtone.
David Sinclair: Why couldn't you have just said that to begin with?
Amita Ramanujan: Yeah, but it wouldn't have been as much fun.
David Sinclair: Why couldn't you have just said that to begin with?
Amita Ramanujan: Yeah, but it wouldn't have been as much fun.
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Charlie Eppes: Knocking on the door from 300 miles above Earth.
David Sinclair: Well, we're about to knock a lot harder.
David Sinclair: Well, we're about to knock a lot harder.
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Charlie Eppes: Galactus? That's the guy who ate planets.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, but he was stellar Darwinism. He was necessary to the survival of the universe.
Charlie Eppes: What?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: He was the third four, along with eternity and death.
Charlie Eppes: Larry, he wanted to eat the Earth.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, but he was stellar Darwinism. He was necessary to the survival of the universe.
Charlie Eppes: What?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: He was the third four, along with eternity and death.
Charlie Eppes: Larry, he wanted to eat the Earth.
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