Numb3rs Quotes
Alan Eppes: Charlie sees math as beautiful, and he wants everyone else to love it the way he does.
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Don Eppes: You gotta give up on this one, buddy.
Charlie Eppes: I didn't get where I am by giving up on being right.
Charlie Eppes: I didn't get where I am by giving up on being right.
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Charlie Eppes: [watching the elevators] If we were to stand here for several hours …
Alan Eppes: Saved by the bell!
Alan Eppes: Saved by the bell!
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Charlie Eppes: He's Warspying.
Liz Warner: Just when I'm convinced you can't come up with something new.
Liz Warner: Just when I'm convinced you can't come up with something new.
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Alan Eppes: What? So we'll just wait?
Charlie Eppes: Until they need me.
Alan Eppes: What are they gonna need you for?
Charlie Eppes: There's always something.
Charlie Eppes: Until they need me.
Alan Eppes: What are they gonna need you for?
Charlie Eppes: There's always something.
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Charlie Eppes: There is nothing wrong with my driving.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: So the chorus of car horns that follows in your wake … what is that? A spontaneous phenomenon?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: So the chorus of car horns that follows in your wake … what is that? A spontaneous phenomenon?
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Charlie Eppes: Dad, you called a tenured university professor to come fix the koi pond?
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Amita Ramanujan: Charlie, you really can't be too careful.
Charlie Eppes: You're wrong. This is proof right here you can be too careful.
Charlie Eppes: You're wrong. This is proof right here you can be too careful.
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Colby Granger: You can't just keep going around telling everybody you're fine.
Charlie Eppes: Well, obviously, I'm not fine.
Colby Granger: That's why you got to do something about it. It doesn't matter how scared you were. It doesn't matter if you wet your pants, man. There's nobody out here who's gonna hear it.
Charlie Eppes: Well, obviously, I'm not fine.
Colby Granger: That's why you got to do something about it. It doesn't matter how scared you were. It doesn't matter if you wet your pants, man. There's nobody out here who's gonna hear it.
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Alan Eppes: Oh, come on, no. The house is fine – it's old, but it works … you know, mostly … I mean, it's a lot like me.
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Ray Galuski: No offense, but if you got to get a FBI bodyguard, why not get that hot one we worked with, Agent Reeves? Pretty sure she was diggin' me!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You know, actually, Ray – Agent Reeves – or Megan – and I, we're kind of involved.
Ray Galuski: [laughs] … You're serious?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, I am. And a little less incredulity on your part would be appreciated.
Ray Galuski: No, Larry, sorry. It's just that how often do women like that get involved with guys like us? Nice going!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Okay, well – thank you!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You know, actually, Ray – Agent Reeves – or Megan – and I, we're kind of involved.
Ray Galuski: [laughs] … You're serious?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Yeah, I am. And a little less incredulity on your part would be appreciated.
Ray Galuski: No, Larry, sorry. It's just that how often do women like that get involved with guys like us? Nice going!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Okay, well – thank you!
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Alan Eppes: [to Don, about Charlie] He's not one of your agents! You know that, right?
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Rapist: It's just sex, guys.
Colby Granger: We'll see how you feel when you become someone's cell block bitch.
Colby Granger: We'll see how you feel when you become someone's cell block bitch.
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[David asks Colby to climb up the trellis]
Colby Granger: Yeah. Colby, go down the elevator shaft. Colby, jump in the bay. Hey, Colby, climb the Sixth Street Bridge.
David Sinclair: I went out on the bridge with you, okay?
Colby Granger: Yeah. Colby, go down the elevator shaft. Colby, jump in the bay. Hey, Colby, climb the Sixth Street Bridge.
David Sinclair: I went out on the bridge with you, okay?
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David Sinclair: What's the deal with the waffles, man?
Amita Ramanujan: I think it's Charlie's way of saying that your family is whoever you want to eat waffles with.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: That's a worthy sentiment.
Megan Reeves: And one that's even better with syrup.
Amita Ramanujan: I think it's Charlie's way of saying that your family is whoever you want to eat waffles with.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: That's a worthy sentiment.
Megan Reeves: And one that's even better with syrup.
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David Sinclair: [talking to Colby] You, my friend, are a prisoner of high standards and low social skills.
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Robin Brooks: You can be a real bastard sometimes.
Don Eppes: Yeah! My shrink said something like that!
Robin Brooks: This shrink – has he taught you how to say "I was wrong" yet?
Don Eppes: Yeah! My shrink said something like that!
Robin Brooks: This shrink – has he taught you how to say "I was wrong" yet?
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Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: When I'm stuck, I've always found the work pattern of a certain Englishman to be inspirational.
Amita Ramanujan: Sir Isaac Newton?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: No, Sherlock Holmes.
Amita Ramanujan: Sir Isaac Newton?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: No, Sherlock Holmes.
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Charlie Eppes: According to my instructor, in the event of a firefight my best course of action is to get into a fetal position and call for my mama.
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Megan Reeves: At least it's not porn.
David Sinclair: That would be Granger's computer.
Colby Granger: Only on Saturday nights.
David Sinclair: That would be Granger's computer.
Colby Granger: Only on Saturday nights.
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Don Eppes: All right, so where is the "I told you so"?
Liz Warner: You made the call you thought was right. It sucks being the boss. But you know what? It's not a democracy.
Liz Warner: You made the call you thought was right. It sucks being the boss. But you know what? It's not a democracy.
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Liz Warner: Okay, so you're thinking if Ferraro and Porter are trained to act in a certain way, we'll be able to predict what their next move will be?
Colby Granger: Yeah. Maybe Charlie will be able to slap it into one of those algorithmic, geo-profiling, hot-zone hot-pocket deals.
Don Eppes: Put it just like that when you ask him.
Colby Granger: Yeah. Maybe Charlie will be able to slap it into one of those algorithmic, geo-profiling, hot-zone hot-pocket deals.
Don Eppes: Put it just like that when you ask him.
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Alan Eppes: [to Larry] Not everyone has the emotional and intellectual resource to search for God in a supercollider.
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David Sinclair: I hate to break this up, but I was about to pass out from the marker fumes.
Amita Ramanujan: Ah, yes, that would be the lemon. I told you it was too much.
Charlie Eppes: [sniffing the pen] I like it.
David Sinclair: It smells like a urinal cake.
Amita Ramanujan: Ah, yes, that would be the lemon. I told you it was too much.
Charlie Eppes: [sniffing the pen] I like it.
David Sinclair: It smells like a urinal cake.
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Charlie Eppes: Oh boy, that's the fourth security camera we passed since they buzzed us through the gate.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Extremist in Orwellian paranoia as well as stunted religious beliefs.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Extremist in Orwellian paranoia as well as stunted religious beliefs.
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M.E. Ridenhour: We all have normal levels of heavy metal like arsenic or mercury in our bodies. Hair shows abnormal dosages.
David Sinclair: Even a year later?
M.E. Ridenhour: They dug up Napoleon and it worked on him, so yeah, I think we still got a window here.
David Sinclair: Even a year later?
M.E. Ridenhour: They dug up Napoleon and it worked on him, so yeah, I think we still got a window here.
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David Sinclair: "Was gonna wait for the fire department to get here, but uh Granger made me look bad by running in there."
Don Eppes: "Ah."
Colby Granger: "Right the reluctant hero, hey, at least you got to carry the girl."
Don Eppes: "Ah."
Colby Granger: "Right the reluctant hero, hey, at least you got to carry the girl."
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