One A.M. Quote

Det. Barzak: You're new around here. What's your name?

Malcolm: Malcolm.

Det. Barzak: Malcolm?

Malcolm: Yeah. What are you - welcome wagon?

Det. Barzak: Yeah. I've seen you oozing around the street. What is your scam?

Malcolm: Who me? Uh, I sell Amway products. Ha ha...

Det. Barzak: Yeah, ha ha. I catch you dealing any soap flakes in this neighborhood, I will cripple you.

Malcolm: I ain't afraid of no jive-ass cop, man. I KNOW my rights.
[turns to leave]

Det. Barzak: [puts him in a painful wrist lock] Malcolm: I am NOT your normal jive-ass cop, all right? And around here, you GOT no rights!

Malcolm: Oww! You must be 'Berzerk'!

Det. Barzak: You don't know the half of it, baby.
[throws him into a garbage pile]

Malcolm: [grunting in pain & cluthching his wrist] Aah...

Det. Barzak: Hey! Malcolm: have a nice day.

Movie: One A.M.

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