Only Fools and Horses Quote
DCI Roy Slater: Remember Del? All us lads down the river playing pirates. You were Dan Tempest. Boycie was the first mate. Trigger was Long John Silver... What part did I play Del?"
Del Boy: You was the bloke what walked the plank.
DCI Roy Slater: Yeah, that's right... I was always the bloke that walked the plank. I was in and out of that water more times than a duck's head! I always wanted to be Bluebeard!
Del Boy: Well you should have asked.
DCI Roy Slater: "I did... Lots of times but you never let me!
Del Boy: I did once.
DCI Roy Slater: Oh yeah, I remember now, that was the day Bluebeard had to walk the plank!
Del Boy: You was the bloke what walked the plank.
DCI Roy Slater: Yeah, that's right... I was always the bloke that walked the plank. I was in and out of that water more times than a duck's head! I always wanted to be Bluebeard!
Del Boy: Well you should have asked.
DCI Roy Slater: "I did... Lots of times but you never let me!
Del Boy: I did once.
DCI Roy Slater: Oh yeah, I remember now, that was the day Bluebeard had to walk the plank!
TV Show: Only Fools and Horses
