Only Fools and Horses Quote

Del Boy: What are you up to, Mickey?
Mickey Pearce: I've just come back from evening school. I'm learning aikido.
Del Boy: Really? Go on then, say something.
Mickey Pearce: Eh?
Del Boy: Say something in Aikido.
Mickey Pearce: No, it's not a language Del. It's a martial art! I had a fight with five blokes last night!
Del Boy: What was it, a pillow fight? Leave it out you ain't got a mark on you son!
Mickey Pearce: That's because I wiped 'em out with Aikido.
Del Boy: Can you smell that? What is that? Sheep is it? It's cows? No, no, I know what it is. It's bullshit!

TV Show: Only Fools and Horses

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