Only Fools and Horses Quote
Del Boy: Morning unc.
Uncle Albert: Morning son.
Del Boy: What's it like out?
Uncle Albert: Oh it's parky Del.
Del Boy: Nice thick frost is there?
Uncle Albert: Bit slippery under foot.
Del Boy: Good. Lovely little flecks of snow?
Uncle Albert: Bit of sleet yeah.
Del Boy: Cushty. Nice brisk northerly wind howling in from the Urals is there?
Uncle Albert: Cuts right through yer, Del.
Del Boy: Lovely. Cos you see today Uncle Albert, owing to young Rodney's forsight and GCEs, while all them other plonkers down the market are selling woolly hats and thermal underwear, we are gonna make a right killing. Do you know why we're gonna make a killing? We ain't got woolly underwear. We've got SUN TAN LOTION! And we ain't just a little drop of sun tan lotion...We've got 500 bloody quids worth of the stuff!
Rodney: I told you before, I bought it as an investment.
Del Boy: An investment!? Menage a trois! In the middle of the worst winter for two million years, with the weathermen laying odds on a new ice age, this dipstick goes out and buys up Ambre Solaire!
Rodney: The weathermen are also forecasting a boiling hot summer! So come May or June, we can sell all that, or swap it for something else!
Del Boy: Like 50 or 60 anoraks, maybe!...That £500 you squandered on this stuff was the last of the company's capital!
Rodney: Oh, and how was I supposed to know that?
Del Boy: [incredulous] How were you supposed to know that!? YOU'RE THE FIRM'S ACCOUNTANT, YOU WALLY!!!
Uncle Albert: Morning son.
Del Boy: What's it like out?
Uncle Albert: Oh it's parky Del.
Del Boy: Nice thick frost is there?
Uncle Albert: Bit slippery under foot.
Del Boy: Good. Lovely little flecks of snow?
Uncle Albert: Bit of sleet yeah.
Del Boy: Cushty. Nice brisk northerly wind howling in from the Urals is there?
Uncle Albert: Cuts right through yer, Del.
Del Boy: Lovely. Cos you see today Uncle Albert, owing to young Rodney's forsight and GCEs, while all them other plonkers down the market are selling woolly hats and thermal underwear, we are gonna make a right killing. Do you know why we're gonna make a killing? We ain't got woolly underwear. We've got SUN TAN LOTION! And we ain't just a little drop of sun tan lotion...We've got 500 bloody quids worth of the stuff!
Rodney: I told you before, I bought it as an investment.
Del Boy: An investment!? Menage a trois! In the middle of the worst winter for two million years, with the weathermen laying odds on a new ice age, this dipstick goes out and buys up Ambre Solaire!
Rodney: The weathermen are also forecasting a boiling hot summer! So come May or June, we can sell all that, or swap it for something else!
Del Boy: Like 50 or 60 anoraks, maybe!...That £500 you squandered on this stuff was the last of the company's capital!
Rodney: Oh, and how was I supposed to know that?
Del Boy: [incredulous] How were you supposed to know that!? YOU'RE THE FIRM'S ACCOUNTANT, YOU WALLY!!!
TV Show: Only Fools and Horses
