Ouran High School Host Club Quotes
Haruhi(sees Hikaru dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against a pillar): Mr. Cat... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar) Um...
Kaoru: Over here. (Haruhi turns around and sees Kaoru also dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against another pillar) Surprised?
Haruhi: Uh... Yeah.
Kaoru(slinking around the pillar): I am able to disappear...
Hikaru(coming out from behind another pillar): ...and reappear like this.
Haruhi: That's amazing. (Hikaru chuckles) So, there's something I'd like to ask. Which way do I go?
Hikaru(slinking around the pillar): That depends...
Kaoru(coming out from the opposite pillar): ...on where you want to go.
Haruhi: I want to go home. Back to where I was before. (Kaoru disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru appears from the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: Going home without having an audience with the Queen... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar)
Kaoru(appearing from the opposite pillar): ...is not allowed in this place. (he disappears behind the pillar)
Haruhi: Who is the Queen? (Haruhi stays for a few seconds and walks away; Hikaru whirls around a pillar)
Hikaru: The Queen... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...is the one who... (disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: ...you might say... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...rules this world. (disappears behind the pillar; Haruhi stops walking)
Haruhi: I can't talk to you when you won't stand still, so both of you come on out together. (Hikaru peaks out of the pillar)
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Kaoru: Over here. (Haruhi turns around and sees Kaoru also dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against another pillar) Surprised?
Haruhi: Uh... Yeah.
Kaoru(slinking around the pillar): I am able to disappear...
Hikaru(coming out from behind another pillar): ...and reappear like this.
Haruhi: That's amazing. (Hikaru chuckles) So, there's something I'd like to ask. Which way do I go?
Hikaru(slinking around the pillar): That depends...
Kaoru(coming out from the opposite pillar): ...on where you want to go.
Haruhi: I want to go home. Back to where I was before. (Kaoru disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru appears from the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: Going home without having an audience with the Queen... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar)
Kaoru(appearing from the opposite pillar): ...is not allowed in this place. (he disappears behind the pillar)
Haruhi: Who is the Queen? (Haruhi stays for a few seconds and walks away; Hikaru whirls around a pillar)
Hikaru: The Queen... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...is the one who... (disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: ...you might say... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...rules this world. (disappears behind the pillar; Haruhi stops walking)
Haruhi: I can't talk to you when you won't stand still, so both of you come on out together. (Hikaru peaks out of the pillar)
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Haruhi(sees Hikaru dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against a pillar): Mr. Cat... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar) Wait!
Kaoru: Over here. (Haruhi turns around and sees Kaoru also dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against another pillar) Pretty neat, huh?
Haruhi: Um... Sure, I guess.
Kaoru(slinking around the pillar): I can disappear...
Hikaru(coming out from behind another pillar): ...and reappear anywhere.
Haruhi: That's great. (Hikaru chuckles) So listen, I'm a little turned around. Do you mind telling me the best way to get out of here?
Hikaru(slinking around the pillar): That all depends...
Kaoru(coming out from the opposite pillar): ...on where it is you're trying to go.
Haruhi: Home, of course. Back to where I was before. (Kaoru disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru appears from the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: I'm afraid leaving here without having an audience with the Queen... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar)
Kaoru(appearing from the opposite pillar): ...is strictly forbiden. (he disappears behind the pillar)
Haruhi: An audience with the Queen? (Haruhi stays for a few seconds and walks away; Hikaru whirls around a pillar)
Hikaru: You might say... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...that the Queen... (disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: ...keeps close tabs... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...on all her subjects. (disappears behind the pillar; Haruhi stops walking)
Haruhi: This is ridiculous. If you wanna talk, come on and
Kaoru: Over here. (Haruhi turns around and sees Kaoru also dressed as the Cheshire Cat leaning against another pillar) Pretty neat, huh?
Haruhi: Um... Sure, I guess.
Kaoru(slinking around the pillar): I can disappear...
Hikaru(coming out from behind another pillar): ...and reappear anywhere.
Haruhi: That's great. (Hikaru chuckles) So listen, I'm a little turned around. Do you mind telling me the best way to get out of here?
Hikaru(slinking around the pillar): That all depends...
Kaoru(coming out from the opposite pillar): ...on where it is you're trying to go.
Haruhi: Home, of course. Back to where I was before. (Kaoru disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru appears from the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: I'm afraid leaving here without having an audience with the Queen... (Hikaru disappears behind the pillar)
Kaoru(appearing from the opposite pillar): ...is strictly forbiden. (he disappears behind the pillar)
Haruhi: An audience with the Queen? (Haruhi stays for a few seconds and walks away; Hikaru whirls around a pillar)
Hikaru: You might say... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...that the Queen... (disappears behind the pillar; Hikaru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Hikaru: ...keeps close tabs... (disappears behind the pillar; Kaoru whirls around the opposite pillar)
Kaoru: ...on all her subjects. (disappears behind the pillar; Haruhi stops walking)
Haruhi: This is ridiculous. If you wanna talk, come on and
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Hikaru: (about Tamaki and Haruhi)Are you sure it's a good idea--
Kaoru: --to leave the two of them alone?
Kyoya: She's with our prince, Tamaki. What could possibly go wrong?
Hikaru and Kaoru: (Opening the door to the room Tamaki and Haruhi are in) Hey, Boss! We're coming in!
Kaoru: --to leave the two of them alone?
Kyoya: She's with our prince, Tamaki. What could possibly go wrong?
Hikaru and Kaoru: (Opening the door to the room Tamaki and Haruhi are in) Hey, Boss! We're coming in!
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Tamaki: With the blindfold on you can't see anything, and the earplugs help muffle any sound!
Haruhi: Wow! You're right!
Hikaru: ...You nasty pervert
Tamaki: AH!!
Kaoru: What kind of foreplay is that?!
Tamaki: It's...not like that! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Haruhi: Wow! You're right!
Hikaru: ...You nasty pervert
Tamaki: AH!!
Kaoru: What kind of foreplay is that?!
Tamaki: It's...not like that! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!
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Hikaru: You better watch your back Haruhi.
Kaoru: I never would have pegged the boss as an S&M pervert.
Tamaki: I told you! It wasn't like that at all!
Haruhi: (Sitting in the car) I see. Well, now I know what S&M is. (While rolling up the window) I can't believe I almost let you get away with it.
Tamaki: I wasn't doing anything freaky! I was trying to help you.
Kyoya: Let's go.
Kaoru: I never would have pegged the boss as an S&M pervert.
Tamaki: I told you! It wasn't like that at all!
Haruhi: (Sitting in the car) I see. Well, now I know what S&M is. (While rolling up the window) I can't believe I almost let you get away with it.
Tamaki: I wasn't doing anything freaky! I was trying to help you.
Kyoya: Let's go.
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Tamaki: What good are dreams, if all you do is work? There's more to life than hitting the books, I hope you know.
Haruhi: But I have to study to do well.
Tamaki: That's all fine but what about having a good time?
Haruhi: Having a good time?
Tamaki: Having a good time.
Honey: Having a good time.
Mori: Having a good time.
Haruhi: ...Having a...good time...
Haruhi: But I have to study to do well.
Tamaki: That's all fine but what about having a good time?
Haruhi: Having a good time?
Tamaki: Having a good time.
Honey: Having a good time.
Mori: Having a good time.
Haruhi: ...Having a...good time...
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Hikaru: And another thing, how come this stupid script portrays Kaoru as the pitcher?
Kaoru: Yeah...
Haruhi: What does that mean?
Hikaru and Kaoru: If you don't know, nevermind.
Kaoru: Yeah...
Haruhi: What does that mean?
Hikaru and Kaoru: If you don't know, nevermind.
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Hikaru and Kaoru: You're a big ol' perve!
Tamaki: Shut up before I beat both of your faces in!
Tamaki: Shut up before I beat both of your faces in!
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Nekozawa: But I thought you were against the occult.
Renge: It's okay for fiction. It's NOT okay for fashion.
Renge: It's okay for fiction. It's NOT okay for fashion.
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Hikaru: Sex Pixie!
Kaoru: Sicko!
Hikaru and Kaoru: YOUR MOMMA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE-UP! THAT'S IT! WE'RE OVER!
Kaoru: Sicko!
Hikaru and Kaoru: YOUR MOMMA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE-UP! THAT'S IT! WE'RE OVER!
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Tamaki Suou: And? Why does a human weapon like you want to be Mori-senpai's apprentice?
Kasanoda: No. I'm not a human weapon. I was just born with this scary-looking face.
Hitachiin Twins: So you're aware of it, Casanova.
Kasanoda: It's Kasanoda!
Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: Bossa-Nova?
Kasanoda: [eyes glow red as he makes evil, scary face] I said it's KASANODA, damn it! You guys wanna die or something?
Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: [Tamaki and the Twins cower behind sofa] That is a pretty scary face...
Kasanoda: No. I'm not a human weapon. I was just born with this scary-looking face.
Hitachiin Twins: So you're aware of it, Casanova.
Kasanoda: It's Kasanoda!
Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: Bossa-Nova?
Kasanoda: [eyes glow red as he makes evil, scary face] I said it's KASANODA, damn it! You guys wanna die or something?
Hitachiin Twins, Tamaki Suou: [Tamaki and the Twins cower behind sofa] That is a pretty scary face...
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Host Club: Haruhi-chan! Please come out to play!
Ranka: (opens door, no make up on, obviously annoyed at having been woken up)
Host Club: (run away)
Tamaki?: Sorry. Wrong house.
Ranka: (opens door, no make up on, obviously annoyed at having been woken up)
Host Club: (run away)
Tamaki?: Sorry. Wrong house.
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Tamaki: Kyouya, do you have any lotion? This sun burn is- (sees Kyouya shirtless and Haruhi on the bed, screams like a maniac)
Kyouya: Here. Use as much as you want, you big goof.
Kyouya: Here. Use as much as you want, you big goof.
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