Out West Quotes
Oliver: That reminds me, you said that if we didn't get the deed back, you'd eat my hat.
Stan: Oh, now you're taking me illiterally.
Oliver: Nevertheless, I'm going to teach you not to make such rash promises. Eat the hat.
Stan: Whoever heard of anybody eating a hat?
Oliver: Whoever heard of anybody doing *that*. [making as if to light his thumb like a cigarette lighter]
Oliver: Eat the hat!
Stan: I won't do it.
Oliver: If you don't eat that hat, I'll tie you to a tree and let the buzzards get you!
Stan: Would you do that?
Oliver: I certainly would.
Stan: Oh, now you're taking me illiterally.
Oliver: Nevertheless, I'm going to teach you not to make such rash promises. Eat the hat.
Stan: Whoever heard of anybody eating a hat?
Oliver: Whoever heard of anybody doing *that*. [making as if to light his thumb like a cigarette lighter]
Oliver: Eat the hat!
Stan: I won't do it.
Oliver: If you don't eat that hat, I'll tie you to a tree and let the buzzards get you!
Stan: Would you do that?
Oliver: I certainly would.
Movie: Out West
Stan: That's the first mistake we've made since that fellow sold us the Brooklyn Bridge.
Oliver: Buying that bridge was no mistake. That's going to be worth a lot of money to us some day.
Oliver: Buying that bridge was no mistake. That's going to be worth a lot of money to us some day.
Movie: Out West
Tom Lawrence, aka The Falcon: There are three things one can never be sure about - horses, the weather, and women.
Movie: Out West