Outnumbered Quote
[Pete and Jake are being questioned by a man opposing speed bumps in the local area, who has hasselled them many times before]
Man: [to Pete] So can we assume your support? It's just, you're not entirely clear as to your exact position.
Pete: My exact position? Ah yes, now, let me see... I would say, erm, that... Well, given that my child is currently in the hospital, having been hit by a speeding car -
Jake: You don't actually know that, dad.
Pete: [ignoring him] I would say, on balance, erm, that my exact position is that, in order to slow down all the, erm... Shrivel-cocked Jeremy Clarkson wannabes - such as your good self - who seem to feel that any speed restriction is an abuse of their basic human rights to drive like a pillock, I would be in favour of any speed bumps.
Jake: Dad!
Pete: [angrily] And, as a further traffic calming measure, I'd also be in favour of rocket-propelled grenades targeted to disappear up their stupid, complacent little arses!
Man: [to Pete] So can we assume your support? It's just, you're not entirely clear as to your exact position.
Pete: My exact position? Ah yes, now, let me see... I would say, erm, that... Well, given that my child is currently in the hospital, having been hit by a speeding car -
Jake: You don't actually know that, dad.
Pete: [ignoring him] I would say, on balance, erm, that my exact position is that, in order to slow down all the, erm... Shrivel-cocked Jeremy Clarkson wannabes - such as your good self - who seem to feel that any speed restriction is an abuse of their basic human rights to drive like a pillock, I would be in favour of any speed bumps.
Jake: Dad!
Pete: [angrily] And, as a further traffic calming measure, I'd also be in favour of rocket-propelled grenades targeted to disappear up their stupid, complacent little arses!
TV Show: Outnumbered
