Oz Quotes
Cowardly Lion: I'd be brave as a blizzard...
Tin Woodsman: I'd be gentle as a lizard...
Scarecrow: I'd be clever as a gizzard...
Dorothy: If the Wizard is a wizard who will serve.
Scarecrow: Then I'm sure to get a brain...
Tin Woodsman: A heart...
Dorothy: A home...
Cowardly Lion: The nerve!
Tin Woodsman: I'd be gentle as a lizard...
Scarecrow: I'd be clever as a gizzard...
Dorothy: If the Wizard is a wizard who will serve.
Scarecrow: Then I'm sure to get a brain...
Tin Woodsman: A heart...
Dorothy: A home...
Cowardly Lion: The nerve!
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Tin Woodsman: What have you learned, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Well, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em - and it's that - if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?
Dorothy: Well, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em - and it's that - if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?
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Wizard of Oz: You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.
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Wizard of Oz: [speaking in a booming voice into microphone] I am the great and powerful... [then, realizing that it is useless to continue his masquerade, moves away from microphone, speaks in a normal voice]
Wizard of Oz: ... Wizard of Oz.
Wizard of Oz: ... Wizard of Oz.
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Hill: Oz, that's the name on the street for the Oswald Maximum Security Penitentiary. Oz is retro, Oz is retribution. You wanna punish a man? Separate him from his family, separate him from himself, cage him up with his own kind.
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Schillinger: Like my tattoos? I'm going to get you one.
Beecher: No, thanks.
Schillinger: Oh, yeah, I'm going to brand you myself.
Beecher: Livestock gets branded.
Schillinger: Yeah, livestock, that's what you are... my livestock. Because now, Tobias, your ass belongs to me.
Beecher: No, thanks.
Schillinger: Oh, yeah, I'm going to brand you myself.
Beecher: Livestock gets branded.
Schillinger: Yeah, livestock, that's what you are... my livestock. Because now, Tobias, your ass belongs to me.
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Sister Pete: Tim, we gotta talk.
McManus: About what?
Sister Pete: About sex.
McManus: Sister, you're insatiable.
McManus: About what?
Sister Pete: About sex.
McManus: Sister, you're insatiable.
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Joey: He ate his mother.
Nino: Get the fuck out of here!
Joey: So I heard. He killed her, then he broiled her head. Smothered it in onions.
Dino: What, no garlic?
Nino: Get the fuck out of here!
Joey: So I heard. He killed her, then he broiled her head. Smothered it in onions.
Dino: What, no garlic?
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Burrano: Donald Groves. You killed your parents and ate them, right?
Groves: I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving.
Burrano: That's festive.
Groves: I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving.
Burrano: That's festive.
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Groves: I saw 'em carry him out. Looked like a roasted, broiled chicken. His flesh was all brown and crispy. He looked good enough to eat.
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Burrano: No? He's ordering you around all day, "boy do this, boy do that", it never pissed you off?
Keane: He never called me "boy".
Keane: He never called me "boy".
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Hill: God made sunsets full of color and God made race horses that run in a flash. God made the orange, the apple and strawberries, but God's greatest creation is pussy. I don't mean to be crude or nothing but... you can have all the sunsets, horses and fruit there is, just give me all the pussy in the world. Fuck, I don't need all the pussy, just one a day. Every day.
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Rebadow: God comes to visit me every once in a while. Actually, he comes more often than I'd like but it's God. What can I say? That I'm busy, that I'm in the shower? He knows.
Burrano: We talking about a burning bush here?
Rebadow: No, it's more like a strobe. A little too flashy, a little cheesy for my taste.
Burrano: We talking about a burning bush here?
Rebadow: No, it's more like a strobe. A little too flashy, a little cheesy for my taste.
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Adebisi: (while signing up for conjecal visits, he hears that wheelchair-bound Hill never knows when he has an erection) You don't know if you're hard?
Hill: I got no sensation down there, so I don't know when I'm hard, I don't know when I cum. My wife's gotta tell me.
Adebisi: You don't know if you're hard? You don't know if you've cum? You don't get any pleasure at all? What the fuck are you doing it for?
Hill: For her.
Hill: I got no sensation down there, so I don't know when I'm hard, I don't know when I cum. My wife's gotta tell me.
Adebisi: You don't know if you're hard? You don't know if you've cum? You don't get any pleasure at all? What the fuck are you doing it for?
Hill: For her.
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Hill: And love? Well, if sex is sweet and death is bitter, love is both. Love will always and forever break your heart.
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Groves: Wait, Father, maybe I'm a convert.
Mukada: You can't become a Catholic just to get out of the hole. Come on.
Groves: No, no, wait. I've been reading a lot since I got here about different faiths and yours is pretty nifty.
Mukada: Catholicism is nifty?
Groves: You have that whole mystical transabstentiation bit going.
Mukada: That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.
Groves: So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.
Mukada: That's right.
Groves: Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?
Mukada: You can't become a Catholic just to get out of the hole. Come on.
Groves: No, no, wait. I've been reading a lot since I got here about different faiths and yours is pretty nifty.
Mukada: Catholicism is nifty?
Groves: You have that whole mystical transabstentiation bit going.
Mukada: That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.
Groves: So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.
Mukada: That's right.
Groves: Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?
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Schillinger: Hey there, sweet pea. How was church? You feeling all sanctified and pure? Get undressed. We're taking a shower.
Beecher: I already had a shower.
Schillinger: Oh, that's all right. When I'm done with you, you'll need another one.
Beecher: I already had a shower.
Schillinger: Oh, that's all right. When I'm done with you, you'll need another one.
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Hill: Clememcy. Thats a fancy word for mercy. The Governor can commute a death sentence. He has the power to pick up the phone and just say No. But to me, the only time the Governor shows clemency is when he don't make that call. Life in prison without parole is a shitload worse than death. Death is parole. Death is mercy
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Kenny: Yo Markstram, man. What if Keane didn't kill Martinez? What if they got the wrong guy?
Markstram: He did it, Kenny.
Kenny: Look, I know he did it! I'm just saying, what if he didn't?
Joey: All I'm saying, Nino, is you gotta wonder what the guy's doing; what the guy's thinking sitting on Death Row knowing he's gonna die!
Nino: The only difference between you and him, Joey, is he knows the exact date he'll die!
Schillinger: The state's gonna let Keane pick his method of execution. Me, I'd pick hanging.
Mack: What about lethal injection?
Schillinger: That's for pussies.
Groves: They say lethal injection causes no pain. How do they know? Did someone come back from the dead and say they didn't feel anything?
Markstram: He did it, Kenny.
Kenny: Look, I know he did it! I'm just saying, what if he didn't?
Joey: All I'm saying, Nino, is you gotta wonder what the guy's doing; what the guy's thinking sitting on Death Row knowing he's gonna die!
Nino: The only difference between you and him, Joey, is he knows the exact date he'll die!
Schillinger: The state's gonna let Keane pick his method of execution. Me, I'd pick hanging.
Mack: What about lethal injection?
Schillinger: That's for pussies.
Groves: They say lethal injection causes no pain. How do they know? Did someone come back from the dead and say they didn't feel anything?
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Hill: Its rare when You say goodbye to someone that You know its going to be the last Time.You can try and say all those things You should have said before.Or You can hold on and hope that the moment will last a Lifetime
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Keane: (Last Words) I wanna tell my family that I love them and I believe that this punishes them more than it does me. I am so sorry for the three murders I did and I wish that, by killing me today, you could bring them back. My time in this world has been far too short. Too short to get it all done right. So I am ready to move on. All praise to Allah. All praise.
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Alvarez: Father, where was God when my son died?
Mukada: Same place He was when His own son died.
Mukada: Same place He was when His own son died.
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Schillinger: [upon seeing Beecher dressed in drag] My God! You're even prettier than I thought you'd be!
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