People Places Things Quotes

Charlie: Maybe happiness is not a sustainable condition.

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Will Henry: Everything is going to be okay.
Charlie: How do you know?
Will Henry: I don't, but it just helps sometimes to say that.

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Kat: Uh, Mr. Henry...
Will Henry: Yeah?
Kat: Are you okay?
Will Henry: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life. It'll be over eventually.

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Diane: What went wrong?
Will Henry: I guess she just she stopped talking. And I enjoyed the silence too much.

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Charlie: This is your fault.
Will Henry: How's it my... how's it my fault?
Charlie: You make them kites, you take them camping, you show more initiative now than you ever showed in our relationship.
Will Henry: I don't know. I think I just got comfortable with you taking the lead.
Charlie: Yeah, well, I never wanted to be the leader.

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Will Henry: I kissed Charlie.
Diane: Oh.
Will Henry: I'm sorry. You said, no bullshit.
Diane: Yeah, no, I meant like, don't fuck me if you still have feelings for your ex, but I appreciate your candor.

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Will Henry: What happened with you and your ex?
Diane: Oh, it's not that interesting. He was just a fucking asshole.

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Will Henry: I didn't mean to hurt you.
Diane: No, I know. You're a good guy.
Will Henry: Don't say that.
Diane: What do you want me to say?
Will Henry: I don't know. Shouldn't you get mad, slap me or something. [Diane slaps Will in the face]
Will Henry: Ow... Ow...
Diane: You told me to do it.
Will Henry: But I said, or something
Diane: I didn't hear that part. You want some ice.
Will Henry: No. I'm gonna let it sting.

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Will Henry: Do you know one of the first things I liked about you was?
Diane: What?
Will Henry: Your tits.
Diane: That's so nice. Please touch them.

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Will Henry: There are people looking for you.
Charlie: And only you know where to find me.
Will Henry: It kind of helped that you texted me where you were.

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Kat: Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting up?
Will Henry: Yes, please tell me.
Kat: They split up.
Will Henry: That's a beautiful story.
Kat: Thank you, it's my life, so...

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Diane: Nice meeting you.
Will Henry: Yeah, thank you for the pork cutlets. Delicious.
Diane: Hmm... It was swordfish.

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Diane: You asked my daughter to skip your class so that she could baby-sit your kids!
Will Henry: I'm sorry, I was in a desperate situation this morning.
Diane: But you didn't think to ask any of your male students for help?
Will Henry: Are you kidding? My male students are idiots.
Diane: Oh! So, the idiots get to go to class while the bright girl stays at home and takes care of your kids? What kind of message does that send to Kat? Or to your daughters, for that matter?

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Will Henry: Hey, how do you know where I live?
Kat: What, dude! Come on, I'm 19. I know everything about everything.

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[Will finds Charlie to comfort her and get her back in time for her wedding ceremony to another man] Charlie: I'm afraid I'm making another mistake.
Will Henry: I don't think of what we did as a mistake.
Charlie: It didn't work out.
Will Henry: It did. And then it didn't. [... ]
Charlie: Are we friends?
Will Henry: We're more than that.
Charlie: What are we?
Will Henry: We're parents.

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[first lines] Colette: Dad, I made this flower for you.
Will Henry: [she pins it in his hair]Oh, thank you. Exactly what I needed.
Will Henry: [now to Clio]Hey, don't think about eating that cake yet, Clio, please.
Clio: Oh, please!
Will Henry: Thank you. Have you seen your mother?
Colette
Clio: [in unison]No!

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Charlie: [Gary's shirt is off]It's not what you think.
Will Henry: I think you've been having sex.
Charlie: Okay... It *is* what you think...

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Will Henry: So, what did you guys do at school today?
Clio: I don't know, kid stuff.
Will Henry: Just kid stuff? I just did grown up stuff.
Colette: What kind of grown-up stuff?
Will Henry: You know, like, just walking around, doing a job, talking in the serious voice... Like this... [in a monotone]
Will Henry: Hello.

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Will Henry: I'm going to punch you.
Gary St. Gray: Oh? No, I, uh... I understand. I think you should.
Will Henry: I don't care what you think.
Will Henry: Stop nodding.
Gary St. Gray: Right, sorry. Oh. I just did it again. Um... What should I... What should I do?
Will Henry: You could either fight back, or you could close your eyes.
Gary St. Gray: I... I think I'm... I choose closing my eyes.
Gary St. Gray: I'm just... Please don't hit me in the face.
Will Henry: I'll punch you wherever I like.
Gary St. Gray: That's fair.
Will Henry: Stop agreeing with me.
Gary St. Gray: Sorry. You're right. Just whenever you're...
Will Henry: [takes a hit and doubles over]Ow! Jesus! Ow!

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