Petunia Quotes
Felicia Petunia: Well, uh, I sure would like Adrian to find somebody. Although, god knows, marriage is like committing suicide every single day of your life.
Percy Petunia: Here, here!
Percy Petunia: Here, here!
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Charlie Petunia: Well, aren't you hungry?
Robin McDougal: Starving. But it's a... it's a detox. It's a cleanse. It's a rebirth.
Charlie Petunia: It's morally condoned anorexia. Why not just work out?
Robin McDougal: Starving. But it's a... it's a detox. It's a cleanse. It's a rebirth.
Charlie Petunia: It's morally condoned anorexia. Why not just work out?
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Michael Petunia: I'm just ready for this wedding to be over, and the marriage to start.
Adrian Petunia: The wedding's supposed to be the easy part.
Adrian Petunia: The wedding's supposed to be the easy part.
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[George finds out that Charlie's apartment is just above his]George McDougal: Oh, you're right on top of me.
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Felicia Petunia: Ambition is great. I mean, if there was no ambition, there would be no special Olympics.
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Dr. Markowitz: I think with a few simple procedures, we could have you *easily* not look a day over 55.
Felicia Petunia: Hmm, but I a... am 55.
Dr. Markowitz: Then we right the wrongs of time.
Felicia Petunia: Hmm, but I a... am 55.
Dr. Markowitz: Then we right the wrongs of time.
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Vivian Petunia: I think I like you more than him.
Adrian Petunia: You're supposed to like me more than him. You're married to him.
Adrian Petunia: You're supposed to like me more than him. You're married to him.
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Vivian Petunia: You know, if it wasn't you, it'd probably be somebody else.
Adrian Petunia: Yeah, I guess it's better to keep it in the family. [Vivian controls her laughter]
Adrian Petunia: Yeah, I guess it's better to keep it in the family. [Vivian controls her laughter]
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Charlie Petunia: Vivian, you can't drink with the baby!
Vivian Petunia: Charlie, that's a partial myth.
Charlie Petunia: No, it's not. You'll get the baby drunk.
Vivian Petunia: Hmm... lucky him.
Vivian Petunia: Charlie, that's a partial myth.
Charlie Petunia: No, it's not. You'll get the baby drunk.
Vivian Petunia: Hmm... lucky him.
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Charlie Petunia: This is messed up. She doesn't know whether it's yours or his.
Adrian Petunia: It will look the same either way.
Adrian Petunia: It will look the same either way.
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