Phil the Alien Quotes

Madame Madame: [Phil is unresponsive to Madame Madame's advances] Does the possibility of sex with me terrify you that much?

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Phil the Alien: I must preach the gospel of... We're going to Niagara Falls. Get your shit.

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[last lines]
Phil the Alien: Dave?
Dave: Yeah Phil?
Phil the Alien: C'mon let's go... you drive...
Dave: Really?
Phil the Alien: [holds up keys] Really...

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