Phineas and Ferb Quotes
"Various adult "inspectors": Aren't you too young to...?
Phineas: Yes... Yes we are/Yes I am
Phineas: Yes... Yes we are/Yes I am
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Candace: [as the crowd cheer Phineas and Ferb] Oh no! No, no, no, no! You can't just tear up the town with your chariots and expect to get away with it!
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Phineas: [looking out the windows] It's mom's car. We're saved! Ferb, toss me the starter remote.
Candace: What's a starter remote?
Phineas: Well legally we're to young to start a car. we get away with it by using a starter remote. But 'you', Candace have your learner's permit. Looks like you'll be doing the jump starting.
Candace: What? No no no no no! Can't you guys find some old nuts and bolts lying around and jury-rig up some kind of meachiny-dealy bob and get us out of this situation?
Ferb: [just looks at her] ... Candace, we are just kids.
Candace: What's a starter remote?
Phineas: Well legally we're to young to start a car. we get away with it by using a starter remote. But 'you', Candace have your learner's permit. Looks like you'll be doing the jump starting.
Candace: What? No no no no no! Can't you guys find some old nuts and bolts lying around and jury-rig up some kind of meachiny-dealy bob and get us out of this situation?
Ferb: [just looks at her] ... Candace, we are just kids.
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Phineas: [with Ferb searching the movie theater basement] Who knew looking for mummies would be so much fun?
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Phineas: [seeing the car fly by them] Now how is she passing us?
Candace: Phineas, what are you doing?
Candace: Phineas, what are you doing?
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Phineas: [excited] Grandpa Fletcher, we should have a medieval tournament, like the knights did in days of yore! We can have jousting, a catapult, and not bathing!
Grandpa Reg: Way ahead of you on the not bathing.
Grandpa Reg: Way ahead of you on the not bathing.
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Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Evil Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Candace: Mom! Mom!
Isabella: Hey Phineas. Whatcha' doin'?.
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.
Candace: [at the end of the theme song] Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
(whoever): Aren't you a little young to...(insert occupation here)Phineas: Yes. Yes I am.
Evil Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Candace: Mom! Mom!
Isabella: Hey Phineas. Whatcha' doin'?.
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.
Candace: [at the end of the theme song] Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
(whoever): Aren't you a little young to...(insert occupation here)Phineas: Yes. Yes I am.
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[First lines of the series]
Phineas: So, Ferb, what do you want to do today? [Ferb shrugs] How about Perry? What does he want to do? [Perry makes a noise] Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put! The first thing they're going to ask us when we get back to school is 'what did we do over summer?' I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster! And I mean a good rollercoaster, not like that one we rode at the state fair. [a flashback is shown of Phineas and Ferb riding a rollercoaster that consists of one short drop]
State Fair Employee: Please exit to the left. [flashback ends]
Phineas: Man, that was lame! Why, if I built a rollercoaster I would... that's it! I know what we're going to do today!
Mom: Phineas, Ferb, I'm going to go pick up a few things, you boys stay out of trouble, okay?
Phineas: Okay Mom. [Mom leaves] We're gonna build a rollercoaster!
Phineas: So, Ferb, what do you want to do today? [Ferb shrugs] How about Perry? What does he want to do? [Perry makes a noise] Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put! The first thing they're going to ask us when we get back to school is 'what did we do over summer?' I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster! And I mean a good rollercoaster, not like that one we rode at the state fair. [a flashback is shown of Phineas and Ferb riding a rollercoaster that consists of one short drop]
State Fair Employee: Please exit to the left. [flashback ends]
Phineas: Man, that was lame! Why, if I built a rollercoaster I would... that's it! I know what we're going to do today!
Mom: Phineas, Ferb, I'm going to go pick up a few things, you boys stay out of trouble, okay?
Phineas: Okay Mom. [Mom leaves] We're gonna build a rollercoaster!
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Computer Voice: Hub is overheating... Hub is overheating.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [seeing the magma] The molten lava at the Earth's core completely slipped my mind.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [seeing the magma] The molten lava at the Earth's core completely slipped my mind.
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Isabella: Okay, girls. We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch, fully-blown V8, with hypo lifters, radical cam and a limited slip differential.
Gretchen: Would that be electronically fuel-injected?
Gretchen: Would that be electronically fuel-injected?
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Radio announcer: And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!
Ferb: [Referring to lawn gnomes scattered though air as part of Doofenshmirtz's plot] With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
Ferb: [Referring to lawn gnomes scattered though air as part of Doofenshmirtz's plot] With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
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Candace: [walking to the car, all torn up] Grrrrr!
Mom: [surprised] Candace, are you okay, sweetie?
Candace: [super annoyed] I soo don't want to talk about it.
Mom: Alright. Get in the car, snappy-pants. (to the kids) What was that about?
Ferb: I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folks.
Mom: [surprised] Candace, are you okay, sweetie?
Candace: [super annoyed] I soo don't want to talk about it.
Mom: Alright. Get in the car, snappy-pants. (to the kids) What was that about?
Ferb: I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folks.
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Isabella: Hey Phineas.
Phineas: Hey Isabella.
Isabella: Watcha doin'?
Phineas: We're making S'Winter.
Isabella: S'Winter?
Ferb: It's a unique and logic defying amalgam of Winter and Summer.
Phineas: Why have snow when it's too cold to enjoy it?
Phineas: Hey Isabella.
Isabella: Watcha doin'?
Phineas: We're making S'Winter.
Isabella: S'Winter?
Ferb: It's a unique and logic defying amalgam of Winter and Summer.
Phineas: Why have snow when it's too cold to enjoy it?
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Phineas: (washing up on the sidewalk outside with Ferb and Candace) Hey Candace, you missed all the fun! Allow me to introduce our mummy.[turning to see only banages] Hey, where's our mummy? Mummy? MUMMY?!?
Mr. Flynn/Dad: Well, Mummy has supper waiting for us at home. (seeing her look dishevled) Candace, why are you all wet?
Candace: (growling and grinding her teeth) Grrr!
(all in the car, on the way home)
Ferb: You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.
Candace: (still fuming) The lucky ones!
Mr. Flynn/Dad: Well, Mummy has supper waiting for us at home. (seeing her look dishevled) Candace, why are you all wet?
Candace: (growling and grinding her teeth) Grrr!
(all in the car, on the way home)
Ferb: You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.
Candace: (still fuming) The lucky ones!
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Phineas: I say bow chika bow wow- [points to Candace] Candace! [the spotlight hits Candace]
Candace: [silent for a few seconds then becomes angry] Wait a minute! [turns to Phineas] What are you doing?!
Phineas: I'm cuing you.
Candace: How did you get a hit single?
Phineas': Well it wasn't easy. It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls. But if you're willing to put in the work-
Candace: That's it! I'm going to tell mom.
Phineas: Okay, tell her what?
Candace: [silent for a few seconds then becomes angry] Wait a minute! [turns to Phineas] What are you doing?!
Phineas: I'm cuing you.
Candace: How did you get a hit single?
Phineas': Well it wasn't easy. It took most of the morning and half a dozen phone calls. But if you're willing to put in the work-
Candace: That's it! I'm going to tell mom.
Phineas: Okay, tell her what?
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Buford: So, same thing tomorrow?
Phineas: Nah, I like to keep moving forward.
Ferb: Sharks have to keep moving forward or they'll drown.
Buford: You callin' me a shark?!?
[Ferb pinches pressure point on the neck and Buford falls down]
Phineas: Ferb!
Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face.
Buford: "ahh,what happend"
Phineas: Nah, I like to keep moving forward.
Ferb: Sharks have to keep moving forward or they'll drown.
Buford: You callin' me a shark?!?
[Ferb pinches pressure point on the neck and Buford falls down]
Phineas: Ferb!
Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face.
Buford: "ahh,what happend"
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Phineas: Okay, Candace. This is a very dramatic scene. It is nothing less than the emotional backbone of the whole film. Oh, and the vilagers are coming at you with everything they've got.
Candace: Phineas, what do you mean the villag--
Phineas: Action! [Ferb throws miniature bullets at Candace] The Air Force! [Ferb throws miniature planes at Candace] The Space Aramada from the planet Plumbing Supplies! [Ferb throws plumbing supplies at Candace] Beautiful!!! Thats a Print! [Ginger tells Phineas that he had the cap on the camera the entire time] Oh, that's a little embarrassing. All right people, nice rehearsal, let's take it from the top. [Candace has a very angry look on her face]
Candace: Phineas, what do you mean the villag--
Phineas: Action! [Ferb throws miniature bullets at Candace] The Air Force! [Ferb throws miniature planes at Candace] The Space Aramada from the planet Plumbing Supplies! [Ferb throws plumbing supplies at Candace] Beautiful!!! Thats a Print! [Ginger tells Phineas that he had the cap on the camera the entire time] Oh, that's a little embarrassing. All right people, nice rehearsal, let's take it from the top. [Candace has a very angry look on her face]
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (upon seeing Perry) Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise! And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected--what are you doing here? This is my week off.
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Phineas: Well Mom, you know what they say. [Candace and Stacy hit him with a water balloon]
Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the treehouse. [gets hit by a water balloon]
Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the treehouse. [gets hit by a water balloon]
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Candace: [almost crying] Oohhh! I can't believe I am just stuck here. I can't believe I'll never get to get my driver's license or wear my dream dress to the prom. [sitting down and drawing in the mud] But most of all, I can't believe I'll never see Jeremy again. How long are we supposed to just sit here?
Phineas: I don't know. Ferb and I have decided to use this time as an opportunity to practice patience.
Candace: [despairingly] Lovely. Well I suppose things can't get any worse. [it starts to rain] Oh look, the world's first bad hair day... [seeing the T-Rex right over them] So Phineas, where's this rescue party you sent for?
Phineas: Hmm. It occurs to me I may have misspelled "time machine" in the plans.
Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.
Phineas: I don't know. Ferb and I have decided to use this time as an opportunity to practice patience.
Candace: [despairingly] Lovely. Well I suppose things can't get any worse. [it starts to rain] Oh look, the world's first bad hair day... [seeing the T-Rex right over them] So Phineas, where's this rescue party you sent for?
Phineas: Hmm. It occurs to me I may have misspelled "time machine" in the plans.
Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.
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Isabella: Whatcha doin'?
Phineas: We're fixing this time machine.
Isabella: Isn't that impossible?
Phineas: That's a possibility.
Phineas: We're fixing this time machine.
Isabella: Isn't that impossible?
Phineas: That's a possibility.
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Buford: Hey twerp, I brought the props for my act.
Phineas: Buford, what exactly is your act?
Buford: I fly into mud, with a paper bag on my head.
Phineas: [pauses] Okay then.
Buford: The people are gonna love it.
Phineas: Buford, what exactly is your act?
Buford: I fly into mud, with a paper bag on my head.
Phineas: [pauses] Okay then.
Buford: The people are gonna love it.
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Phineas: Wait a minute, this is a toy factory. How did this chocolate river get here? Who the heck are you guys?
Ba-dink-a-dinks: We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks!
A ba-dink-a-dink: You set us free when you remodeled the factory. We'd been trapped in the basement for years, making foam peanuts and snipping the tabs off of plastic.
Ba-dink-a-dinks: We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!
Phineas: ...Okay, then. Carry on.
Ba-dink-a-dinks: We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks!
A ba-dink-a-dink: You set us free when you remodeled the factory. We'd been trapped in the basement for years, making foam peanuts and snipping the tabs off of plastic.
Ba-dink-a-dinks: We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!
Phineas: ...Okay, then. Carry on.
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Candace: PHINEAS! The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my DEAD BODY!
Phineas: [in a mad scientist voice] That's the idea! Haha!
Candace: That's it, you little psycho. I'm calling Mom! [walks inside, but then pokes her head out the door] And I am NOT using the banana this time!
Phineas: ...You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me?
Phineas: [in a mad scientist voice] That's the idea! Haha!
Candace: That's it, you little psycho. I'm calling Mom! [walks inside, but then pokes her head out the door] And I am NOT using the banana this time!
Phineas: ...You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me?
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Isabella: [to Candace] I got to spend the whole day being showered with undivided attention from Phineas! It was wonderful.
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Perry: [mouthing a CD recording] Upon an evil winter's heart, the heavy hand of regret infrequently alights. The malevolent part is one charm without the cumbersome shackles are sentimental intro [the CD begins skipping] spect spect spect spect spect spect spect spect spect spect [Perry whacks the CD player with the book]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, that's funny. I don't remember you saying "spect" so many times. [Perry explodes out of his disguise] Dr. Wexler, you're a platypus? [Perry puts on his hat] Perry the Platypus!?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hmm, that's funny. I don't remember you saying "spect" so many times. [Perry explodes out of his disguise] Dr. Wexler, you're a platypus? [Perry puts on his hat] Perry the Platypus!?
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Phineas: So this is how it ends, Ferb... defeated by our own dopplegangers. If only we had some sort of device that could stop them from... [Ferb holds up a small remote that makes the Phineandroids and Ferbots work or dance] Heh, heh. I know, I'm just messing with ya.
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Candace: Wait a minute! I can still give Mom the one thing the boys can't, the gift of music! Played on my friend: the bass. [Doofenshmirtz's Shrinkspheria shrinks the bass as she begins to play it] Huh, oh well, it's a good thing I play the banjo! [the banjo shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bassoon! [the bassoon shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bugle! [the bugle shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bongos! [the bongos shrink]
Narrator: Five minutes later...
Candace: [frantically] It's a good thing I play the balailaka! [the balailaka shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bagpipes! [the bagpipes shrink] I should have manned the omelette station!
Narrator: Five minutes later...
Candace: [frantically] It's a good thing I play the balailaka! [the balailaka shrinks] It's a good thing I play the bagpipes! [the bagpipes shrink] I should have manned the omelette station!
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Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.
Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.
Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.
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