Phineas and Ferb Quotes

Stacy: [talking about the Phineas and Ferb "Summer All the Time Collection"] Well, nice talking to you, Candace, but I gotta run. A store's getting a fresh shipment and I want to get there before they sell out. Oh, and by the way, that Gaston stuff is so 42 seconds ago.

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Phineas: Ferb, you're usually so focused; how did you get those plans confused?
[Ferb flashes back to the plans shop when Vanessa walked in; from his view, Vanessa is surrounded by flowers and dreamy music plays.]
Vanessa: Hey, how's it going?
[Back in the present]
Phineas: Hey Ferb, snap out of it. What happened back there?
Ferb: I...was weak.

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Dad: [opening the window after hearing an engine and a loud horn] Oh, hey boys.
Phineas: Dad, you might want to wipe the queen off your face.
Dad: Oh, yeah. Thanks... Crickey! A monster truck!
Phineas: Yeah! Isn't it sweet? It's to help Candace how to parallel park and stuff. We figured if she learned how to drive one of these monsters, she'd have the confidence to drive anything.
Lawrence: Oh yeah, brilliant, but I'd better check with Mom about this... [calls Linda on his cellphone] Hello honey. Yes, yes. I love you too, darling. Are you aware that the boys have a monster truck in the backyard?
Linda: [at a cooking class] Honestly, you're as bad as Candace.
Lawrence: Okay, okay, just checking. [hangs up the phone] It's a go boys! I'll get your sister!

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Grandpa Clyde: Time for our nature walk to Badbeard Lake.
Phineas: Why do they call it "Badbeard Lake"?
Grandpa Clyde: Well, It's a body of fresh water surrounded by land.
Phineas: No, the "Badbeard" part.

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Phineas: Pardon me, would your name be Swampy, ex-drummer for the band Love Händel?
Sherman: That, my friend, was a past life. The name's Sherman. Why ya askin'?
Phineas: Because they're reforming for one night only! It's a celebration of our parents anniversary.
Sherman: Well, that sounds charming, boys, but I haven't played drums since the accident. Fell asleep in a metronome factory; when I woke I completely lost my sense of rhythm. I've been hanging out here ever since. [backing a beat with a library stamp and books].

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Danny: Alright boys, let's blow the roof off this place.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No! It's going to blow the roof off this place!

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Betty Band Member: Now you can go clean the toilet.
Candace: No way! We are not your personal slaves! Right, Stacy?
Stacy: [cleaning a toilet] Yay, a Betty Bowl Brush!

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Reginald: I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.
Phineas: Translate?
Ferb: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

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[After the sergeant falls over the cliff]
Candace: Do you think he'll be...
Phineas: [juggling corn dogs with Ferb] Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy!
Candace: Okay. Where did you get the-- Mom! Dad! Thank goodness! The strangest thing just happened.
Mom: [in Baljeet's voice] Fear not. Your parents are here now.
Candace: Huh?
[Camera zooms out to show Mom and Dad are puppets being controlled by a giant Baljeet]
Baljeet: The real shock is you're just noticing this now.
Candace: What?
[Camera zooms out even further to show Baljeet is actually a puppet controlled by the zebra from "The Ballad of Badbeard"]
Zebra: I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.
Jeremy: Candace, since I have no idea what will happen next, I need to tell you something. I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?
Candace: Oh, Jeremy! I always dreamt-- Wait a minute. That's it - I'm dreaming!!
Jeremy: That would explain the talking zebra.
Candace: Nah, I see him all the time.

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Phineas: Hey, Ferb! We should build a device that projects your dreams like a movie! I'd love to see what Perry dreams about.
Candace: Oooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.
Ferb: Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.

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Phineas: (after explaining the race course) Any questions?
Baljeet: Yes. Should we not establish the rules first?
Buford: This is a chariot race. There are not rules!
Isabella: No rules? Well, if those are the rules.

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Candace: [to Mom as the ferris wheel is carted away] Now tell me you don't see a giant enormous ferris wheel in the back yard.
Mom: [only seeing the boys] Okay. I don't see a giant enormous ferris wheel in the back yard.

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Candace: Mom, come on, come on! The boys built a giant roller rink in the back yard! [the rink is turned into a giant loaf of bread] Uhh, giant loaf of bread?
Phineas: [shrugs] I dunno.
Candace: Mom! Mom! The boys built a giant loaf of bread in the backyard!
Linda: What? I thought you said it was a roller rink.
Candace: It was, but now it's a loaf of bread!! Come on, come on! See? [A flock of magpies eat the loaf]
Linda: Candace, what are you talking about?
Candace: B-b-but....
Linda: Boys, I think she's finally lost it.

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Candace: Well, if they really are doing nothing, I guess I've got some time to go about my personal business. Let's see, what do I usually do? I know! I'll call Stacy and tell her how I'm busting Phineas and Ferb for... Yeah. Can't do that 'cause they're not doing anything. Wait a minute! I know! [runs off and comes back with a camera] I'll put this camera in just the right spot so when Phineas and Ferb are... Ugh! [setting up a rope trap] And then when Phineas and Ferb will bite off... Doh! [putting on lipstick] Well, if there's one thing I know, I'm gonna look so good when I bust them for... Auugh! Face it. You can't do anything unless you're trying to bust them for doing something! And if they're doing nothing, then... who is Candace??

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Phineas: They say if you love something, let it go.
Ferb: Especially if it is a caveman.
Phineas: Yeah, especially if it's a caveman.

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Isabella: Hi, Buford...Are you...sweating through your eyes?
Buford: ...NO, I'M JUST CRYING! [sobs]

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Candace: [talking on the cell phone to Stacy] Focus.
Phineas: [Stacy hits the golf ball beautifully] What great focus! [a sound comes from the cell phone]
Stacy: What's that?
Phineas: Sounds like the crowds going wild.
Candace: [shows Candace lying sick in bed] Aaaaaaah! [makes a small airy scream that sounds like the crowd going wild]

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[Perry, in Candace's body, enters his headquarters]
Major Monogram: There's a teenage girl in here.
Carl: A teenage girl?
[A fedora drops on Perry's head]
Major Monogram: Agent P, brilliant disguise.
Carl: Man! I thought it was a real girl.

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Mom: Candace, not this again.
Candace: But I have proof!
[Mom leaves; Phineas and Ferb enter]
Phineas: We're gonna pencil her in for 7: 30--
Mom: [from the hallway] Nine!
Phineas: Make that 9: 00.

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Candace: Just wait 'til Mom hears about-- Then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-R-Ama, then she'll have to believe me!
[In Candace's fantasy]
Mom: Oh, Candace! You were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you.
Dad: And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have our permission to ruin us financially.
Jeremy: Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me?
[Back in reality]
Phineas: So you wanna give it a try?
Candace: I do, Jeremy! I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.

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Random Troubled Man: Finally, my irrational fear that a giant platypus will see me in my underwear is cured! [The Platypus Monster stomps past his house while the man is in his underwear] ...It's even worse than I thought...

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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No more annoying songs about moons!
Dr. Gevaarlijk: I do find moon songs annoying. Continue.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: It only has enough power to fire once, but don't worry [leans on ray gun] I've got it planned out. [fires laser]
[Laser hits a dam; dam floods the river]
Dr. Doofenshmritz: No more annoying songs about dams?
Dr. Gevaarlijk: Oh, but I like a good toe-tapping dam song.

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Isabella: So, you two have built a portal to Mars and you didn't even go through it yourselves?
Phineas: Oh, we did...
Ferb: But that's another story.

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Phineas: Ferb speaks Martian!
Candace: Tell them I want to walk alone.
Ferb: Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.
Martians: Arrabata Dutch!
Ferb: They say fine, but not without them.

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Isabella: Hey Phineas, can I ask you something? Will you go to the dance--
Katie: 'Scuse me, Phineas. Can I get you to sign some liability waivers?
Phineas: Sure thing! Hold that thought, Isabella.
Isabella: Sure. No prob.

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Isabella: Hey Phineas. You guys were great!
Phineas: Thanks. You weren't too bad yourselves.
Isabella: Oh, [giggle] thanks. So, would you like to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice dance tonight?
Phineas: Sounds like fun.
Isabella: Really?
Phineas: Ferb, what's our schedule like? [Ferb gives a thumbs-up] Okay, we'll be there.
Isabella: Both of you?
Phineas: Yeah. Why don't you come by and we'll all walk over together.
Isabella: Sure. No prob.

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Isabella: Well, Buford that was a great game. (holding out her hand) Come on. Be a good sport.
Buford: Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. (starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly) What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Woowho, the F-Games rock. (leaving)
Ferb: That was completely out of character.

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Phineas: Ferb and I are gonna put on a laser light show. And as a grand finale, we're gonna laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73½ years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.
Isabella: You had me at "our grandchildren".
Phineas: What?
Isabella: Steaks!!! You, you had me at "steaks". (smiles cheesily at Phineas)

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Candace: Oh, this is just out of control. (takes out her cellphone) Mom, Mom!
Mrs. Flynn's voicemail message: Hi, this is Mom. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys after the beep.
Candace: Uhhh! Mom, come home, quick! There's a giant mob, I'm a superfiend, I'm roasting them with laser vision, and... hey, what do you mean psychotic rant?!

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Ferb: (after Perry accidentally hits a self-destruct button the Rainbowinator) You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.

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