Phineas and Ferb Quotes
Candace: Quick kid, run as fast as your little legs can carry you. Follow the train tracks north, you should hit Acreton by sundown. London, it's a college town. There, get a retail job and save up enough for a bus ticket to the Canadian border. Someone will get in touch with you when the coast is clear.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Look here, I wrote "big laundry" and I don't even remember what the reason was. I guess I assumed I'd remember, like it was some big genius idea... Big laundry, BIG LAUNDRY! It's crazy, I'm a crazy person.
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Isabella: OK, we've got 78 complaints about food quantity, 42 requests for belly rubs, and we're still trying to explain TV to Pinky.
Milly: Again, forget the idea of little people in there.
Milly: Again, forget the idea of little people in there.
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Lawrence: Look, Linda, I can see this, let's see... 24 cross, 5 letters, where's blank?
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ugh, that stupid carnival is so loud I can't hear my own evil jingle! [turns to a quartet in a sound recording booth] Alright boys, take it from the top. And louder.
Evil Jingle Singers: [singing] Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpora—
Evil Jingle Singers: [singing] Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorpora—
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A banjo-playing platypus? [Perry puts on his hat]Perry the banjo-playing platypus?!
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You see, back before I was evil, I was something a little less than evil: I was a bratwurst street vendor!
Jingle singer: [singing sarcastically over a flashback of said job] Doofenshmirtz's Quality Bratwurst. [awkward pause]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What? They had those!
Jingle singer: [singing sarcastically over a flashback of said job] Doofenshmirtz's Quality Bratwurst. [awkward pause]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What? They had those!
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: As I get older and older, I find it harder and harder to read my small little wristwatch. So I will launch Big Ben into space, and fly it all the way to the Tri-State area! ["flies" Big Ben over to his model of the Tri-State area] La, lala, lala, here I am, I just woke up and I want to know what time it is. [flings the model of himself across the room.] Woohoo! Yes! I'm a genius!
Agent Double O-O: Wha - That's it?! That's your whole plan?!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, in a nutshell, yes! What do you think?
Agent Double O-O: [glances at Perry, pauses] Am I on one of those hidden-camera shows? You realize you could just buy a bigger watch? Or maybe a wall clock?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, but then I'd have to drive to the store and find a parking space, and I'd have to choose from like - dozens of styles ... It just seemed like so much work. This would be much less complicated.
Agent Double O-O: Wha - That's it?! That's your whole plan?!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, in a nutshell, yes! What do you think?
Agent Double O-O: [glances at Perry, pauses] Am I on one of those hidden-camera shows? You realize you could just buy a bigger watch? Or maybe a wall clock?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, but then I'd have to drive to the store and find a parking space, and I'd have to choose from like - dozens of styles ... It just seemed like so much work. This would be much less complicated.
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Phineas: What's that noise? Is that your stomach?
[Ferb nods]
Phineas: Yeah, I'm hungry too. That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.
[flashback to last night]
Phineas: Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée. You know, because it's so small?
Lawrence: [holding his glasses] Yes, I think we got that.
[Ferb nods]
Phineas: Yeah, I'm hungry too. That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.
[flashback to last night]
Phineas: Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée. You know, because it's so small?
Lawrence: [holding his glasses] Yes, I think we got that.
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Ferb: That's not just any bird. That's a rare whale song singing Double Breasted Angle Hooper. [the bird begins pecking at Candace, wearing a platypus suit] The natural enemy of the platypus in the wild.
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Isabella: [To Giant] Hey You!
Phineas: Isabella, NO!
Giant: *Roars*
Isabella: Leave My friends alone!!
Giant: *Roars and gets his fists out ready to punch Isabella*
Phineas: NOO!!
Isabella(pulls out camera): Smile.
Phineas: Isabella, NO!
Giant: *Roars*
Isabella: Leave My friends alone!!
Giant: *Roars and gets his fists out ready to punch Isabella*
Phineas: NOO!!
Isabella(pulls out camera): Smile.
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Phineas: Wow Isabella, how did you know?
Isabella: You know what they say: The bigger they are, the harder they depixelate.
Isabella: You know what they say: The bigger they are, the harder they depixelate.
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Phineas: It's pulling us in! Maybe it's the space authorities. Did we do something wrong?
Ferb: Well, it occurs to me that perhaps all the modifications I've made aren't technically be "street legal."
Ferb: Well, it occurs to me that perhaps all the modifications I've made aren't technically be "street legal."
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Phineas: Hmm. I'm having trouble picking up [Meap's] cute signal.
Isabella: Phineas, since you obviously won't figure this out on your own, I think I'm the one causing the cute interference.
Phineas: Don't be silly, Isabella! I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute meter settings accordingly from the beginning. See, look what happens when I change it back to normal. [the cute meter overloads and shorts out] Oops. So much for finding Meap.
Isabella: Phineas, since you obviously won't figure this out on your own, I think I'm the one causing the cute interference.
Phineas: Don't be silly, Isabella! I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute meter settings accordingly from the beginning. See, look what happens when I change it back to normal. [the cute meter overloads and shorts out] Oops. So much for finding Meap.
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Phineas: Candace, we don't build stuff to compete, we do it for fun.
Ferb: And for the ladies. [makes cat noise]
Ferb: And for the ladies. [makes cat noise]
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[Baljeet walks over to Buford, carrying a plate of peanut bags]
Buford: That better not be insignificant bags of peanuts!
Baljeet: No, no, of course not sir. [he leaves; ripping and clinking noises are heard, then reappears with a plate of peanuts shaped like a cooked chicken] Here, sir. Try our Deluxe Peanut Chicken! Our motto is "so peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken!"
Jingle Singers: [singing] So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken!
Buford: I better not taste any chicken then, loser! [takes bite] Alright, you survive. For now.
Baljeet: Oh, thank you sir!
Buford: That better not be insignificant bags of peanuts!
Baljeet: No, no, of course not sir. [he leaves; ripping and clinking noises are heard, then reappears with a plate of peanuts shaped like a cooked chicken] Here, sir. Try our Deluxe Peanut Chicken! Our motto is "so peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken!"
Jingle Singers: [singing] So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken!
Buford: I better not taste any chicken then, loser! [takes bite] Alright, you survive. For now.
Baljeet: Oh, thank you sir!
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Buford: Pocket lint!
Candace: Laminate!
Buford: Dolomite!
Candace: Porpoise!
Buford: Tralfazz!
Candace: Tralfazz? ["TRALFAZZ?!" appears on her podium]
Buford: That's right, Tralfazz! ["TRALFAZZ!!!" appears on his podium]
Candace: Fine, tralfazz!
Candace: Laminate!
Buford: Dolomite!
Candace: Porpoise!
Buford: Tralfazz!
Candace: Tralfazz? ["TRALFAZZ?!" appears on her podium]
Buford: That's right, Tralfazz! ["TRALFAZZ!!!" appears on his podium]
Candace: Fine, tralfazz!
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Phineas: We're gonna make the best dang car wash in the dang tristate area, dangit! ...I can't really pull that off, can I?
Ferb: You're not very street.
Ferb: You're not very street.
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Candace: [singing] I'm gonna move to the prairie, and change my name to Larry!
Phineas: Larry?!
Candace: I ran out of rhymes, all right?
Phineas: Larry?!
Candace: I ran out of rhymes, all right?
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[Ferb is showering a monkey]
Candace: You're giving a monkey a shower?
Ferb: Yep, had to be done.
Candace: You're giving a monkey a shower?
Ferb: Yep, had to be done.
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Irving: Hey, can I say the Perry thing?
Phineas: What?
Irving: You know, when you say, "Where's Perry?"
Phineas: Okay...?
Irving: Where's Perry? Wait! Wait! I can do better! Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went. Ooh! Where is that platypus? Where the P-man at?
Phineas: What?
Irving: You know, when you say, "Where's Perry?"
Phineas: Okay...?
Irving: Where's Perry? Wait! Wait! I can do better! Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went. Ooh! Where is that platypus? Where the P-man at?
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Phineas: Do i know romance or what?
Isabella: (Irritated at Phineas when she realises that the cruise was meant for Baljeet and his friend from India, Mishti) What.
Phineas(oblivious to Isabella's irritation): I said, do I know romance -
Isabella: I heard you.
Isabella: (Irritated at Phineas when she realises that the cruise was meant for Baljeet and his friend from India, Mishti) What.
Phineas(oblivious to Isabella's irritation): I said, do I know romance -
Isabella: I heard you.
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Phineas: Is everything okay?
Baljeet: If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.
Phineas: That's not at all what I meant by 'okay!'
Baljeet: If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.
Phineas: That's not at all what I meant by 'okay!'
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Linda: Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?
Ferb: [vacuuming through the ball pit] Yes, yes I am.
Linda: Okay, then.
Vanessa: Your name is Ferb?
Ferb: Well, yes. It's short for— [retrieves Pizzazium Infinionite rod with the vacuum] Oh, here it is.
Ferb: [vacuuming through the ball pit] Yes, yes I am.
Linda: Okay, then.
Vanessa: Your name is Ferb?
Ferb: Well, yes. It's short for— [retrieves Pizzazium Infinionite rod with the vacuum] Oh, here it is.
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Candace: Do you know what this is?
Phineas: Uh, is it not a rabbit?
Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.
Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu?
Candace: He likes it! [to the rabbit] Don't worry, Mr. Cutie-Patootie, they're just jealous.
Phineas: Uh, is it not a rabbit?
Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.
Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu?
Candace: He likes it! [to the rabbit] Don't worry, Mr. Cutie-Patootie, they're just jealous.
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Stacy: [to Candace] Look, the way I see it, you prevented me from going to the spa, almost killed me with a jackhammer, dropped a wall on me, I've got gypsum in my hair, and basically wasted my whole day, but you did it for love, so it's ok!
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Isabella: Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella! That means I'm gonna marry Phineas!
Candace: : Or Ferb. [Ferb winks]
Candace: : Or Ferb. [Ferb winks]
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