Phineas and Ferb Quotes
Amanda: (to Xavier and Fred, who are in bumper cars) What are you doing?
Xavier: Nothing...
Amanda: See, Mom? They never do anything!
Future Candace: Give it a rest, Amanda.
Xavier: Nothing...
Amanda: See, Mom? They never do anything!
Future Candace: Give it a rest, Amanda.
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Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
Ferb: He's doing a special appearance on a musical clip show.
Phineas: Hmm... Well, good for him!
Ferb: He's doing a special appearance on a musical clip show.
Phineas: Hmm... Well, good for him!
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Major Monogram: Avert your ears, Agent P! Avert your ears!
[Perry takes out a rocket launcher with a missile shaped like a finger and launches it at the Eject button of Doofenshmirtz's "Music Video Mind Control-inator", stopping the music]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No no no no! Get back in there! [pushes the CD tray back in, but it comes back out again] Wait, why is it— [cut to Perry, who is repeatedly hitting the eject button] Perry the Platypus!? I swear, out of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative.
[Perry takes out a rocket launcher with a missile shaped like a finger and launches it at the Eject button of Doofenshmirtz's "Music Video Mind Control-inator", stopping the music]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No no no no! Get back in there! [pushes the CD tray back in, but it comes back out again] Wait, why is it— [cut to Perry, who is repeatedly hitting the eject button] Perry the Platypus!? I swear, out of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative.
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Isabella: Hey guys, whatcha doin'?
Baljeet: Making changes to my schedu—
Phineas: We're building a machine to make the biggest, most durable bubble ever!
Baljeet: Ugh! Right, nobody ever asks Baljeet what he is doing.
Baljeet: Making changes to my schedu—
Phineas: We're building a machine to make the biggest, most durable bubble ever!
Baljeet: Ugh! Right, nobody ever asks Baljeet what he is doing.
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Isabella: Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'?
Phineas: [in Isabella's fantasy] Well, to be perfectly honest, I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know what I've been doing, always getting so wrapped in these projects I don't care about— it's you I care about, Isabella! [turns into a centaur that Isabella rides away on] Can we be together forever and ever?
Isabella: Yeah, we can definitely do that!
Phineas: [back in reality] Great! While they're getting that, we can finish our designs on the transponder! See ya girls back at the field!
Isabella: Okay! [turns to Fireside Girls] Oh no! What did he say? What does he need? [sighs] I was in Phineasland again.
Phineas: [in Isabella's fantasy] Well, to be perfectly honest, I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know what I've been doing, always getting so wrapped in these projects I don't care about— it's you I care about, Isabella! [turns into a centaur that Isabella rides away on] Can we be together forever and ever?
Isabella: Yeah, we can definitely do that!
Phineas: [back in reality] Great! While they're getting that, we can finish our designs on the transponder! See ya girls back at the field!
Isabella: Okay! [turns to Fireside Girls] Oh no! What did he say? What does he need? [sighs] I was in Phineasland again.
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Phineas: Candace has a great sense of humor. Remember the time she got her face caught in the sink?
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Baljeet: [reading from a card] "Should a nerd save a bully's life, the bully is the nerd's slave for life." "Should" is misspelled.
Buford: Duh! It was written by bullies.
Buford: Duh! It was written by bullies.
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Candace: Detectives. Perfect. I know what you're gonna do today. Track down my little Mary McGuffin!
Phineas: Piece of cake. (Ferb gives him a piece of chocolate cake) Ooh, chocolate! Thanks, Ferb. (to Candace) We'll have your little Mary McGuffin back here faster than you can say-hey, where's Perry?
Phineas: Piece of cake. (Ferb gives him a piece of chocolate cake) Ooh, chocolate! Thanks, Ferb. (to Candace) We'll have your little Mary McGuffin back here faster than you can say-hey, where's Perry?
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I still think you should have added more green onions.
Norm: Well next time, you can do all the cooking, and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail. [awkward silence]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wow, cutting deep man.
Norm: Well next time, you can do all the cooking, and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail. [awkward silence]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wow, cutting deep man.
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Phineas: All right, Ferb, let's get that skateboard before Grandpa breaks his neck.
[targets bottom of picture with machine, laser activates]
[in England]Grandpa Fletcher: [as the skateboard disappears while he was riding it; he goes tumbling backwards] What in blazes?
[back in Danville]Phineas: Yes, it worked! [notices that the picture wasn't cropped well enough and Grandpa's feet were transported too] Oops!
[in England]Grandpa Fletcher: I say, that's peculiar, my bloomin' feet have gone missing!
Grandma Fletcher: [pulls nose plugs out of nose and inhales deeply] I can breathe again! I smell lupines!
[back in Danville]Phineas: Better send his feet back.
[back in England]Grandpa Fletcher: [Phineas and Ferb send his feet back, only they reappear backwards] They're back! Egad, they're facing behind me! [begins to walk, and naturally starts walking backwards] I say, I could get the hang of this. Now I can finally see where I've been! Crackin'!
[targets bottom of picture with machine, laser activates]
[in England]Grandpa Fletcher: [as the skateboard disappears while he was riding it; he goes tumbling backwards] What in blazes?
[back in Danville]Phineas: Yes, it worked! [notices that the picture wasn't cropped well enough and Grandpa's feet were transported too] Oops!
[in England]Grandpa Fletcher: I say, that's peculiar, my bloomin' feet have gone missing!
Grandma Fletcher: [pulls nose plugs out of nose and inhales deeply] I can breathe again! I smell lupines!
[back in Danville]Phineas: Better send his feet back.
[back in England]Grandpa Fletcher: [Phineas and Ferb send his feet back, only they reappear backwards] They're back! Egad, they're facing behind me! [begins to walk, and naturally starts walking backwards] I say, I could get the hang of this. Now I can finally see where I've been! Crackin'!
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, I just...a golf course! A golf course has lots of traps! I should have said that one first.
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Isabella: Aww, seahorses!
Baljeet: Now you can get your underwater equestrian patch!
Isabella: Uh, Baljeet, I was just kidding. They're way too small to ride.
Buford: Not if you round up a whole bunch of 'em! [gathers the seahorses together and rides them] Yeehaw!
Baljeet: Now you can get your underwater equestrian patch!
Isabella: Uh, Baljeet, I was just kidding. They're way too small to ride.
Buford: Not if you round up a whole bunch of 'em! [gathers the seahorses together and rides them] Yeehaw!
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Major Monogram: Uh, is that all [the robot Lawrence] can say?
Carl: The kit originally came with one default phrase.
Robot Lawrence: Lovely windmill, isn't it?
Carl: Oh, those kooky Dutch!
Carl: The kit originally came with one default phrase.
Robot Lawrence: Lovely windmill, isn't it?
Carl: Oh, those kooky Dutch!
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Suzy: So, Candace, are you ready to have some fun?
Candace: Oh, no. I'm good. I hate fun.
Suzy: [threateningly] I've got a little game we can play!
Candace: [stuttering] G-g-g-game?
Suzy: It's called making...
Candace: [stuttering] M-m-making?
Suzy: Paper...
Candace: [stuttering] P-p-p-paper?
Suzy: [unhurls a set of paper dolls] Dolls!
Candace: Paper dolls?!?! Wait, what?
Candace: Oh, no. I'm good. I hate fun.
Suzy: [threateningly] I've got a little game we can play!
Candace: [stuttering] G-g-g-game?
Suzy: It's called making...
Candace: [stuttering] M-m-making?
Suzy: Paper...
Candace: [stuttering] P-p-p-paper?
Suzy: [unhurls a set of paper dolls] Dolls!
Candace: Paper dolls?!?! Wait, what?
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Carolers: [singing to We Wish You a Merry Christmas] We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some, so bring some right here!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wha-what...are-are you threatening me? How dare you! No one barges into my home and demands desserts! What sort of plan is that anyway, "Let's go to a stranger's house and in song form, refuse to leave unless he hands over a food dish no one's prepared since the 16th century?!"
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wha-what...are-are you threatening me? How dare you! No one barges into my home and demands desserts! What sort of plan is that anyway, "Let's go to a stranger's house and in song form, refuse to leave unless he hands over a food dish no one's prepared since the 16th century?!"
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Phineas: You know Ferb, just think of all of the wonderful things Santa does for us. And he never asks for anything in return. Wait, that's it! Ferb, are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Ferb hands him a blueprint] As usual, we're— OH! Ugh! Man, no! That's not at all what I was thinking! OH, dude! [Ferb flips around the blueprint to the right side] Oh, yeah. That's it.
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Carl: But wait listen to this. It's a seemingly innocent voice recording of Phineas.
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Carl: But if you play all those syllables backwards in a random order you get.
Phineas: Let's help Doofernshmirtz destroy the Tri-State Area.
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Carl: But if you play all those syllables backwards in a random order you get.
Phineas: Let's help Doofernshmirtz destroy the Tri-State Area.
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Buford: Yeah, well blood's thicker than water!! [stomps away]
Baljeet: Mango chutney is thicker than blood!
Baljeet: Mango chutney is thicker than blood!
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Baljeet: Ugh! It takes you one day to build a roller coaster, but it takes 10 minutes to pump a tire?!
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Phineas: Wow, [Candace's] good. I gotta have her do my wedding. Ferb, make a note.
Isabella: I got it!
Isabella: I got it!
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Linda-bot: [whispering to a raw chicken] Go, go! You're free, little skin bird-
Candace: MOM!!
Linda-bot: Ooh! Candace, you scared the bagabbers outta me.
Candace: MOM!!
Linda-bot: Ooh! Candace, you scared the bagabbers outta me.
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Linda: I want you to pick up some nice back-to-school clothes. [walks in and walks right back out with Phineas and Ferb] Wow. That was fast.
Phineas: Well, we do have a signature look.
Phineas: Well, we do have a signature look.
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Doofenwitch: Give me those boots!
Good Witch Isabella: She doesn't have to give you anything. You have no real power in this part of Odd.
Doofenwitch: Wrong! I have the power of positive thinking! True, it doesn't really help me in this instance, but you can't stay in Patchkinland forever!
Good Witch Isabella: She doesn't have to give you anything. You have no real power in this part of Odd.
Doofenwitch: Wrong! I have the power of positive thinking! True, it doesn't really help me in this instance, but you can't stay in Patchkinland forever!
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Suzy: [buried under Candace's house] Seriously could somebody get a jack or something?!
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Isabella: Whoah! Phineas is The Beak?!?
Candace: You just earned your Uh-Durr patch!
Candace: You just earned your Uh-Durr patch!
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Isabella: Hi, Phineas.
Phineas: Hey, Isabella. What's up with the getup?
Isabella: I'm going for my Intrepid Reporter patch. Can I report on what you guys are doing?
Phineas: Sure.
Isabella: Cool. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, The Fireside Girl Gazette. Whatcha doin'?
Phineas: Ferb and I built the ultimate extreme skate track obstacle course.
Phineas: Hey, Isabella. What's up with the getup?
Isabella: I'm going for my Intrepid Reporter patch. Can I report on what you guys are doing?
Phineas: Sure.
Isabella: Cool. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, The Fireside Girl Gazette. Whatcha doin'?
Phineas: Ferb and I built the ultimate extreme skate track obstacle course.
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Baljeet: Ah, we are ready. (both he and Buford are dressed as Phineas)
Irving: WHAT? No! No no no, you can't BOTH be Phineas!
Baljeet: That is what I told him, but he would not listen!
Buford: (takes off Phineas mask) But Phineas gets all the lines!
Irving: WHAT? No! No no no, you can't BOTH be Phineas!
Baljeet: That is what I told him, but he would not listen!
Buford: (takes off Phineas mask) But Phineas gets all the lines!
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Isabella: Do you know how I earned this mountain-moving patch?
Candace: By mindlessly repeating a flawed busting strategy?
Isabella: No, through teamwork. See that mountain over there? It used to be over there. With a little teamwork, you can do anything.
Candace: By mindlessly repeating a flawed busting strategy?
Isabella: No, through teamwork. See that mountain over there? It used to be over there. With a little teamwork, you can do anything.
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