Phineas and Ferb Quotes
Isabella: There's no way we can catch him. He moves too fast. Maybe we should just give up.
Ferb: Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers— and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!
Ferb: Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers— and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!
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Candace: I must repress my basic urges to bust.
Stacy: Repressing basic urges to bust is pretty responsible, isn't it?
Candace: Is it ever? Just look at my Mom!
Linda: (in the kitchen, staring at a cake) Cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food!
Stacy: Repressing basic urges to bust is pretty responsible, isn't it?
Candace: Is it ever? Just look at my Mom!
Linda: (in the kitchen, staring at a cake) Cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food!
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Candace: Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?
Phineas: Candace, We're too young to drive.
Buford and Isabella: Duh!
Phineas: Candace, We're too young to drive.
Buford and Isabella: Duh!
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Candace: Yeah, sure, Jenny, but what have whales ever done for me?
Albert: Well, hello. (Albert hits himself on the head with the thing)
Candace: If that's the way you feel, I'll get someone else to bust my brothers.
Albert: I'll help you.
Candace: Are you talking to me?
Albert: As a damsel in distress, I have to help you, milady, as part of my medieval knight's code.
Candace: I'm outta here.
Albert: But don't you wanna bust your brothers? (Brakes heard, Candace walks back)
Candace: I'm listening.
Albert: Well, have you considered applying the manly science of spy cameras to your problem?
Candace: Spy Cameras? Wouldn't it be easier to just show my mom what Phineas and Ferb make?
Albert: I don't know. Is that easier?
Candace: No! No it's not easy! It's never easy! I need help.
Albert: And manly technological surveillance.
Candace: I need nerd help, will you help me?
Albert: You have my word. My nerd word.
Albert: Well, hello. (Albert hits himself on the head with the thing)
Candace: If that's the way you feel, I'll get someone else to bust my brothers.
Albert: I'll help you.
Candace: Are you talking to me?
Albert: As a damsel in distress, I have to help you, milady, as part of my medieval knight's code.
Candace: I'm outta here.
Albert: But don't you wanna bust your brothers? (Brakes heard, Candace walks back)
Candace: I'm listening.
Albert: Well, have you considered applying the manly science of spy cameras to your problem?
Candace: Spy Cameras? Wouldn't it be easier to just show my mom what Phineas and Ferb make?
Albert: I don't know. Is that easier?
Candace: No! No it's not easy! It's never easy! I need help.
Albert: And manly technological surveillance.
Candace: I need nerd help, will you help me?
Albert: You have my word. My nerd word.
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Lawrence: Well, I am a little rusty on my Hawaiian, but here goes. Buenas dias, señor. Me llamo Lawrence. (Spanish for 'Good day, sir. My name is Lawrence.')
Hotel Manager: Oh, no no. That's not necessary. We speak in English here. Hawaii is part of the United States.
Lawrence: Is it really? How remarkable.
Hotel Manager: Oh, no no. That's not necessary. We speak in English here. Hawaii is part of the United States.
Lawrence: Is it really? How remarkable.
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Candace: I'm cursed. Phineas, Ferb, I need your help getting rid of this tiki charm.
Phineas: Um, personally, I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.
Candace: What? ugh. You know, after the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.
Phineas: Um, personally, I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.
Candace: What? ugh. You know, after the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.
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Phineas: Well guys, we did it. A 100% historically accurate old-timey pioneer town.
Baljeet: Yes. Complete with hitching posts -
Buford: And snake bites -
Baljeet: And deer ticks -
Buford: And various sores I'll be nursing for months.
Phineas: Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.
Ferb: Let's never do that again.
Phineas: Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.
Isabella: And air conditioning.
Buford: And indoor toilets.
Baljeet: Yes. Complete with hitching posts -
Buford: And snake bites -
Baljeet: And deer ticks -
Buford: And various sores I'll be nursing for months.
Phineas: Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.
Ferb: Let's never do that again.
Phineas: Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.
Isabella: And air conditioning.
Buford: And indoor toilets.
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Stacy: Candace, I am tired of taking the back seat to the totally unlikely chance that you'll bust your brothers. I want a b?st friend I can count on, so you're gonna have to choose: It's me or busting.
Candace: You're making me choose? You wouldn't dare!
Stacy: Ya-huh.
Candace: Ya-nothing! A real best friend would never do that to me.
Stacy: A real best friend wouldn't make m? do that to her.
Candace: Then I guess you're not my best friend.
Stacy: Not anymore.
Candace: Fine! (slams door)
Stacy: Fine!
Candace: Fine!
Stacy: Fine!
Candace: FINE! (Scene quickly change to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Finally, the plumber!
Candace: You're making me choose? You wouldn't dare!
Stacy: Ya-huh.
Candace: Ya-nothing! A real best friend would never do that to me.
Stacy: A real best friend wouldn't make m? do that to her.
Candace: Then I guess you're not my best friend.
Stacy: Not anymore.
Candace: Fine! (slams door)
Stacy: Fine!
Candace: Fine!
Stacy: Fine!
Candace: FINE! (Scene quickly change to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Finally, the plumber!
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Vanessa: Oh, this can't be good. [gets hit by the water balloon and starts flying]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No! Vanessa! NO!
Vanessa: [falling and screaming then luckily lands on Phineas and Ferb's plane]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, they caught her! They caught her!
Vanessa: [sees Ferb and surprised] Ferb?
Ferb: Vanessa?
Phineas: No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No! Vanessa! NO!
Vanessa: [falling and screaming then luckily lands on Phineas and Ferb's plane]
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, they caught her! They caught her!
Vanessa: [sees Ferb and surprised] Ferb?
Ferb: Vanessa?
Phineas: No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Major Monobrow and Perry the Platypus helped me find you.
Major Monogram: Monobrow...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, come on. You got that whole thing up here. It's one straight line, for crying out loud.
Major Monogram: That's it, I'm getting my tweezers back from Carl.
Major Monogram: Monobrow...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, come on. You got that whole thing up here. It's one straight line, for crying out loud.
Major Monogram: That's it, I'm getting my tweezers back from Carl.
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Phineas: Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?
Ferb: She went off with someone else.
Phineas: That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion!
Isabella" [snaps her pencil in fury]
Phineas: Isabella, did you say something?
Isabella: I need new pencil.
Ferb: She went off with someone else.
Phineas: That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion!
Isabella" [snaps her pencil in fury]
Phineas: Isabella, did you say something?
Isabella: I need new pencil.
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Phineas: Oh, hey, Candace! So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?
Candace: Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.
Phineas: Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of-
Candace: Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.
Phineas: Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of-
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Phineas: ISABELLA!! Isabella, are you okay?
Isabella: (annoyed) Peachy.
Isabella: (crying in sadness) I just feel like giving up, and look at him?
Phineas: Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! Ah! Oh no, That's ridiculous!
Isabella: (still crying) It's as if I don't exist. I would give anything if he would just sit down with me and enjoy this beautiful sunset.
Phineas: We- we could- we- we could- we could dig a tunnel under the ocean or we could- we could- we can- we can... we- we can't. I can't- I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off this... (Sighs) I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.
Isabella: (annoyed) Peachy.
Isabella: (crying in sadness) I just feel like giving up, and look at him?
Phineas: Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! Ah! Oh no, That's ridiculous!
Isabella: (still crying) It's as if I don't exist. I would give anything if he would just sit down with me and enjoy this beautiful sunset.
Phineas: We- we could- we- we could- we could dig a tunnel under the ocean or we could- we could- we can- we can... we- we can't. I can't- I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off this... (Sighs) I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.
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Isabella: No.
Phineas: What?
Isabella: (gets up and talks in a defensive voice) No, you aren't going to enjoy this beautiful sunset.
Phineas: I'm not?
Isabella: You built a roller-coaster through downtown, you built giant tree-house robots, you traveled through time for crying out loud, twice!
Phineas: But Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!
Isabella: Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn I fell in... to this situation with.
Phineas: What?
Isabella: (gets up and talks in a defensive voice) No, you aren't going to enjoy this beautiful sunset.
Phineas: I'm not?
Isabella: You built a roller-coaster through downtown, you built giant tree-house robots, you traveled through time for crying out loud, twice!
Phineas: But Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!
Isabella: Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn I fell in... to this situation with.
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Candace: Phineas, I'm not gonna get on this silly little tricycle.
Phineas: Candace, we're in a hurry! Just get on the trike and we'll...
Candace: There's no way I'm gonna-
Phineas: (shouting)Get on the trike!
Phineas: Candace, we're in a hurry! Just get on the trike and we'll...
Candace: There's no way I'm gonna-
Phineas: (shouting)Get on the trike!
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Candace: Whoaaa, trippy! I'm having one of those lucid dreams where I know I'm dreaming so I can control it-
Zebra: [floating by with a campaign design of Candace] I voted for you, Kevin!
Zebra: [floating by with a campaign design of Candace] I voted for you, Kevin!
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Candace: Oh, This is just great! I thought you're gonna save us, I thought you were supposed to be the perfect Firefighter Girl.
Isabella: Fireside Girl!
Candace: That's what I said.
Isabella: Fireside Girl!
Candace: That's what I said.
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Narrator: This week, we ask "Where they go?" about Pop Stars from the 80's... First up, this perky pop-star stole a One Wonder Hit by declaring I'm Lindana and I wanna have Fun.
Candace: She looks familiar...
Narrator: Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-state area.
Candace: What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!
Phineas: I can’t believe she didn't know that. (Candace then runs to Linda)
Candace: Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!
Linda: Oh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.
Candace: But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!
Linda: Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.
Candace: She looks familiar...
Narrator: Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-state area.
Candace: What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!
Phineas: I can’t believe she didn't know that. (Candace then runs to Linda)
Candace: Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!
Linda: Oh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.
Candace: But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!
Linda: Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.
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Jeremy: Hi Candace.
Candace obsessed with busting: Have you seen Candace?
Jeremy: Well I'm seeing you now.
Candace obsessed with busting: No, no, no, me, the other me, but not me.
Jeremy: (Confused) Uh...
Candace obsessed with busting: You know, bla-bla-bla-bla, hearts, I love Jeremy, unicorns, rainbows...
Jeremy: (Confused) I can say yes...
Candace obsessed with busting: Where?
Jeremy: (Scared) I don't know or maybe!
Candace obsessed with busting: Well if I got back and if I have a flower in my hair, tell it to Me! Find Candace and Mom, you'll see!
Candace obsessed with busting: Have you seen Candace?
Jeremy: Well I'm seeing you now.
Candace obsessed with busting: No, no, no, me, the other me, but not me.
Jeremy: (Confused) Uh...
Candace obsessed with busting: You know, bla-bla-bla-bla, hearts, I love Jeremy, unicorns, rainbows...
Jeremy: (Confused) I can say yes...
Candace obsessed with busting: Where?
Jeremy: (Scared) I don't know or maybe!
Candace obsessed with busting: Well if I got back and if I have a flower in my hair, tell it to Me! Find Candace and Mom, you'll see!
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Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Hi Jeremy!
Jeremy: Hi Candace, you have a flower on your hair.
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Yeah, I know!
Jeremy: You're scaring me...
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: I can be seeing you the whole day...
Jeremy: Well... I need to keep working now, What if I go to your house later?
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Okay, but, what about something to remember?
Jeremy: Hi Candace, you have a flower on your hair.
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Yeah, I know!
Jeremy: You're scaring me...
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: I can be seeing you the whole day...
Jeremy: Well... I need to keep working now, What if I go to your house later?
Candace obsessed with Jeremy: Okay, but, what about something to remember?
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Buford: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Phineas: Ferb controls his right foot.
Baljeet: And I move him back and forth.
Phineas: What we need to do?
Buford: It’s the same, lets hit that pharmacist!
Phineas: Ferb controls his right foot.
Baljeet: And I move him back and forth.
Phineas: What we need to do?
Buford: It’s the same, lets hit that pharmacist!
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(at the beginning of the episode)
Phineas: You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever had was when we built that roller coaster. We should do it again! But this time, as a musical! Whad'ya say? We'll do all the same things, except we'll break in a spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source!
Ferb: Hmmm. What assurance would we have that everyone else would also break into song and do the same thing?
Phineas: I don't know. I think they probably will.
Ferb: Fair enough. I'm in.
Phineas: You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever had was when we built that roller coaster. We should do it again! But this time, as a musical! Whad'ya say? We'll do all the same things, except we'll break in a spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source!
Ferb: Hmmm. What assurance would we have that everyone else would also break into song and do the same thing?
Phineas: I don't know. I think they probably will.
Ferb: Fair enough. I'm in.
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Monogram: My whole world is the screen... (the episode ends) OH COME ON!!!
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Princess Baldegoon: Maybe, we live.
Candace: Okay, you can go now. (running in barefoot, record scratches) Wow. I've been giving all this power and help i chosen to use it run to gold coins barefoot. I'm ama genuis! Hahaha!
Candace: Okay, you can go now. (running in barefoot, record scratches) Wow. I've been giving all this power and help i chosen to use it run to gold coins barefoot. I'm ama genuis! Hahaha!
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Stacy: By the way, the best part was when you used him as a table. (closes curtain) BUSTED!
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Candace: (Angrily) Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something?
Phineas: What is she talking about? Hey, have you seen Perry around?
Phineas: What is she talking about? Hey, have you seen Perry around?
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