Pinky and the Brain Quotes
Elmyra: And didn't you just make a fun movie-woovie?
Pinky: Why, yes I did! It's called The Great Pinky Adventure, starring me! Perhaps you could run a clip and I'll explain what all about it.
Elmyra: (pantomiming with a paper drawing) "Look out! I'm falling from a plane! What will happen to me?" "My name is Pinky Bignose. (crumples up the paper) This is scary! Narf! Zort!"
Pinky: Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that's not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y'see?
Elmyra: It's MY show, Pinkly-winkly! [raspberry]
Pinky: Yes, but it's my movie.
Elmyra: Elmyra's Funtime Show is MY show, and I get to be in charge all the time!
Pinky: Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!
Pinky: Why, yes I did! It's called The Great Pinky Adventure, starring me! Perhaps you could run a clip and I'll explain what all about it.
Elmyra: (pantomiming with a paper drawing) "Look out! I'm falling from a plane! What will happen to me?" "My name is Pinky Bignose. (crumples up the paper) This is scary! Narf! Zort!"
Pinky: Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that's not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y'see?
Elmyra: It's MY show, Pinkly-winkly! [raspberry]
Pinky: Yes, but it's my movie.
Elmyra: Elmyra's Funtime Show is MY show, and I get to be in charge all the time!
Pinky: Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!
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Brain: Pinky? What are you doing? You're supposed to be with Elmyra!
Pinky: In all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra's head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!
Brain: A rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It's all inside her drum-like head.
Pinky: Honestly, Brain, if you're going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] ...I just don't care to listen!
Pinky: In all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra's head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!
Brain: A rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It's all inside her drum-like head.
Pinky: Honestly, Brain, if you're going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] ...I just don't care to listen!
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Pinky: Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?
Brain: No, I don't think we did.
Pinky: Whew! That's a relief.
Brain: No, I don't think we did.
Pinky: Whew! That's a relief.
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Rudy: Oh, it's you. Hey, wanna go push that Humpty Dumpty guy off his wall?
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Mrs. Antebbe: Well, party crashers! That does it. Everybody, it's time to go wee-wee-wee all the way home.
Pinky: Narf! That sounds unsanitary, Cranky Mouseykin.
Pinky: Narf! That sounds unsanitary, Cranky Mouseykin.
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Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?
[Later]
Brain: It was an end title.
Pinky: What?
Brain: Fred Flintstone doesn't order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot everytime. It's called an end title.
Pinky: Just one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?
[Later]
Brain: It was an end title.
Pinky: What?
Brain: Fred Flintstone doesn't order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot everytime. It's called an end title.
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Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one. How come Elton John gets older and older but his hair gets younger and younger?
[Later]
Brain: It might be a weave.
Pinky: What?
Brain: Elton John's Hair, I think it might be a weave.
Pinky: Just one. How come Elton John gets older and older but his hair gets younger and younger?
[Later]
Brain: It might be a weave.
Pinky: What?
Brain: Elton John's Hair, I think it might be a weave.
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Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?
[Later]
Brain: Particles of a white material with a slight negative buoyance relative to to the water in which they are suspended.
Pinky: How's that?
Brain: Those souvenir globes, thats how they get the snow to fall in them.
Pinky: Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?
[Later]
Brain: Particles of a white material with a slight negative buoyance relative to to the water in which they are suspended.
Pinky: How's that?
Brain: Those souvenir globes, thats how they get the snow to fall in them.
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Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one. On Sabrina the Teenage Witch, her pet cat looks so real, how do they make it talk?
[Later]
Brain: It's a puppet.
Pinky: What?
Brain: The cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch; it's a puppet. That's how they make it talk.
Pinky: Just one. On Sabrina the Teenage Witch, her pet cat looks so real, how do they make it talk?
[Later]
Brain: It's a puppet.
Pinky: What?
Brain: The cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch; it's a puppet. That's how they make it talk.
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Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath?
[Later]
Brain: You don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath.
Pinky: How's that?
Brain: A turkish bath is nothing more then a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.
Pinky: Just one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath?
[Later]
Brain: You don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath.
Pinky: How's that?
Brain: A turkish bath is nothing more then a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.
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Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Yes, do you know the way to San Jose?
[Later]
Brain: Make a right at Oxnard.
Pinky: Come again?
Brain: It's the way to San Jose. You get to Oxnard and make a right.
Pinky: Yes, do you know the way to San Jose?
[Later]
Brain: Make a right at Oxnard.
Pinky: Come again?
Brain: It's the way to San Jose. You get to Oxnard and make a right.
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Brain: Ah, our first caller! Hello, you're on Brain's World.
Pinky: Hi. This is famous TV star, eh... Byron Allen! I watch you all the time.
Brain: You have any questions?
Pinky: Just one. Who's Byron Allen?
[Later]
Brain: He was on Real People.
Pinky: Huh?
Brain: Byron Allen. he was the co-host of Real People, a pioneering infotainment show of the early 80s.
Pinky: Ohhh, that explains it then.
Pinky: Hi. This is famous TV star, eh... Byron Allen! I watch you all the time.
Brain: You have any questions?
Pinky: Just one. Who's Byron Allen?
[Later]
Brain: He was on Real People.
Pinky: Huh?
Brain: Byron Allen. he was the co-host of Real People, a pioneering infotainment show of the early 80s.
Pinky: Ohhh, that explains it then.
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Brain: [regarding Rudy's room] What a landfill! There are probably germs in here the size of a nickel.
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Pinky: Egad! That cat hates us meeces to pieces! Doesn't he, Mr. Pixie?
Brain: Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn't funny, it's sick!
Brain: Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn't funny, it's sick!
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Brain: And do you know why [everyone in Fairyland has problems]?
Pinky: Um... is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?
Pinky: Um... is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?
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Brain: [Referring to Pinky’s comic book] Pinky, who would want to read about two lab mice trying to take over the world? Who would want to read about my failures?
Pinky: Oh, believe me, Brain, to a human, our nightly exploits would be a humorous diversion that would magically transmute the dreary workaday world into a fanciful realm of zany hijinks!
Pinky: Oh, believe me, Brain, to a human, our nightly exploits would be a humorous diversion that would magically transmute the dreary workaday world into a fanciful realm of zany hijinks!
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Brain: It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications!
Pinky: But, Brain, I thought elves made shoes.
Brain: Kathie Lee Gifford hired them all, so I settled for second best.
Pinky: But, Brain, I thought elves made shoes.
Brain: Kathie Lee Gifford hired them all, so I settled for second best.
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Pinky: Feel strange... my body, growing... Argh! I'm becoming the Incredible Hu--oh, wait, no, I'm just becoming normal Pinky again. Zort!
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Verminator: Hear me now, and listen laater. You are maaking me very aaangry. I don't need any fancy veapons. I vill destroy you vith my bare haands.
Pinky: Oh no, Brain, what'll we do? He has a bear named Hans!
Pinky: Oh no, Brain, what'll we do? He has a bear named Hans!
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Brain: The show must go on…
Pinky: I believe it's coming down, Brain.
Brain: Another comment like that, Pinky, and I swear I'll put the alligator scene back in.
Pinky: I believe it's coming down, Brain.
Brain: Another comment like that, Pinky, and I swear I'll put the alligator scene back in.
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Brain: Pinky, my laughing gas is designed to make humans laugh to the point of freezing, under certain conditions. Do you know what those conditions are, Pinky?
Pinky: Ummm... Suzanne Somers must be riding a horse and singing "Don't Fence Me In"?
Pinky: Ummm... Suzanne Somers must be riding a horse and singing "Don't Fence Me In"?
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.
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Brain: [in response to the outfits Pinky has him try on; as Wilma Flintstone] Too old-fashioned. [as the Mona Lisa] How passé. [as Princess Leia] Where are we, Pinky? Outer space? [as Marge Simpson]D'oh!
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Brain: I'll chase [Snowball] 'round Cape Hope, and 'round the Horn, and 'round the Norway Maelstrom, and 'round Perdition's Flames before I give up!
Pinky: Just don't forget to turn left at Albuquerque, Brain! Poit!
Pinky: Just don't forget to turn left at Albuquerque, Brain! Poit!
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Pinky: But Brain, why the toga? No one's worn those in years. Except for that one really strange man in Lancaster-Shire.
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Brain: Rise and shine, people of Earth. I am your new sun.
Pinky: Brain, what are you doing up there?
Brain: If I can't take over the world, I shall shine over it! Everyone will have to look up to me, the Brain.
Pinky: Are you sure you're not up there to visually illustrate that on weekends, we're on first thing as well as our regular time?
Brain: Pinky, if I had arms, and wasn't a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you.
Pinky: Brain, what are you doing up there?
Brain: If I can't take over the world, I shall shine over it! Everyone will have to look up to me, the Brain.
Pinky: Are you sure you're not up there to visually illustrate that on weekends, we're on first thing as well as our regular time?
Brain: Pinky, if I had arms, and wasn't a ball of glowing hydrogen, I would hurt you.
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[Crossing over with Pokémon]
Misty: Hey, what kind of Pokémon is that?
Ash: I dunno, but I'm gonna catch it!
Pinky: Brain, we're not Pokémon!
Brain: Be quiet. If we catch them all, we'll be able to rule the world! Bring it on!
Ash: I choose you! Charmeleon!
Brain: Yaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! [is tail-whipped by Charmeleon] Aaaaah!
Announcer: Discover all-new Pokémon!...
Brain: [gets roasted by Charmeleon] Gotta catch 'em all...
Announcer: ...and Pinky and the Brain! This weekend on Kids' WB!
Misty: Hey, what kind of Pokémon is that?
Ash: I dunno, but I'm gonna catch it!
Pinky: Brain, we're not Pokémon!
Brain: Be quiet. If we catch them all, we'll be able to rule the world! Bring it on!
Ash: I choose you! Charmeleon!
Brain: Yaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! [is tail-whipped by Charmeleon] Aaaaah!
Announcer: Discover all-new Pokémon!...
Brain: [gets roasted by Charmeleon] Gotta catch 'em all...
Announcer: ...and Pinky and the Brain! This weekend on Kids' WB!
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Brain: Pinky, if I can teach you that Tiny Toon Adventures and Animaniacs come on weekday mornings, Kids' WB! will pay me big money, and then...
Pinky: We can buy a puppy!
Brain: No, I use that money to take over the world! Say it with me: Tiny Toons.
Pinky: Tiny Toons...
Brain: Yes, that's right. Then?
Pinky: Then, we, uh... buy a puppy!
Pinky: We can buy a puppy!
Brain: No, I use that money to take over the world! Say it with me: Tiny Toons.
Pinky: Tiny Toons...
Brain: Yes, that's right. Then?
Pinky: Then, we, uh... buy a puppy!
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