Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Quotes

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Jack Sparrow and Barbossa embark on a quest to find the elusive fountain of youth, only to discover that Blackbeard and his daughter are after it too.

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PG-13 | 2h 16min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy | 20 May 2011 (USA)

Jack Sparrow: You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump... [looks over the cliff, as if considering jumping, then comes back to reality]
Jack Sparrow: I don't have it.

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Angelica: [Jack turns to leave]Wait! I am with child... yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.

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Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.

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[last lines]Gibbs: I don't get it, Jack. You had the chalices, the tear, the water - you could have lived forever!
Jack Sparrow: Who's to say I won't live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I've no say in it, Gibbs. It's a pirate's life for me. [winks]
Jack Sparrow: Savvy?

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Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?
Angelica: You know exactly how!
Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it?

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Salaman: You're either with us or against us!
Philip: I'm not with you, neither am I against you!
Salaman: [to Jack]Can he do that?
Jack Sparrow: He's religious, I believe it's required.

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Captain Teague: I heard where you're headed. The Fountain.
Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow: ...Depends on the light.

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[after being addressed as Jack Sparrow]Jack Sparrow: There should be a Captain in there somewhere.

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Jack Sparrow: [after the mutiny is victorious]The ship is ours!
Blackbeard: [comes out of his quarters and glares at Sparrow]Gentlemen. I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?
Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.
Blackbeard: [holding his hand to his ear]Again?
Angelica: Mutiny!
Blackbeard: Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG! [raises his enchanted sword, making the sails drop, and the rigging ensnare all the mutineers]
Jack Sparrow: [hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard]Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Blackbeard: Perfect.

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Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
Angelica: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: That's very good, may I use that?

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Jack Sparrow: I may have had... briefly, mind you... stirrings.
Gibbs: Stirrings?
Jack Sparrow: Stirrings.
Gibbs: What, like feelings, you mean?
Jack Sparrow: No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... All right feelings, damn you.

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Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.

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[Barbossa fiddles with his pegleg and and removes it]Jack Sparrow: Oh! A knife?
Barbossa: Better! [Reveals his pegleg is a flask and takes a drink]
Jack Sparrow: I want one of those.

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Syrena: Philip, I can save you. You need only ask.
Philip: I seek but one thing.
Syrena: And what is that?
Philip: Forgiveness. If not for me, you would never have been captured.
Syrena: Ask.
Philip: Forgive me. [they kiss]

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Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the goody-goodies get to go. Savvy?

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Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

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Gibbs: So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?
Jack Sparrow: We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this.
Gibbs: I know a man with a goat.
Jack Sparrow: Good. I can go like this.

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Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.

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Jack Sparrow: The crime in which you have been found guilty of, is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.

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Angelica: I love you.
Jack Sparrow: As do I. Always have, always will.

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Blackbeard: Aha. Dead end. Dead. End. Dead end!
Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.
Jack Sparrow: It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

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The Spaniard: [after shooting the English soldier]Someone make a note of that man's bravery.

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Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

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Jack Sparrow: Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle?

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Angelica: How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?

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Angelica: Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural.
Jack Sparrow: Oh no, no, I've seen a thing or two.

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Barbossa: [to Jack, about how he lost the battle against Blackbeard]Taken, not lost. We were off the coast of Hispanola when we came under attack. No provocation, nor warning or offer of parley. We were peppered with cannon fire. And then the sea beneath the Pearl began to roil. The Pearl was pitching and yawing so violently and every rail and spar all at once began to creak - the rigging had come to life! Our own ship turned against us. Tangling the crew, wrapping them like snakes... and wrapping around my leg! But my arms were free and my sword was still in my hand. I am the master of my ship, not Blackbeard. I am the master of my fate, not Blackbeard! So I did what needed done... I survived.

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Blackbeard: Bring the mermaid!
Philip: You're killing her.
Blackbeard: I'm a bad man.

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[Jack sneaks up to Angelica sleeping and slowly gets in bed next to her]Angelica: [half asleep]Jack, if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... If it's not...
Jack Sparrow: It's a dream.

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Blackbeard: In faith, there is light enough to see, but darkness enough to blind.

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