Pizza Quotes
Matt Firenze: Coffee for you.
Cara-Ethyl: I'm perfectly sober! [under her breath]
Cara-Ethyl: Sobriety is for aardvarks, you ass.
Cara-Ethyl: I'm perfectly sober! [under her breath]
Cara-Ethyl: Sobriety is for aardvarks, you ass.
Movie: Pizza
Pauly Falzoni: I need a couple o' bucks t' ...
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: Jus' give me two bucks.
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: 50 cents.
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: Can I use the toilet without paying?
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: Jus' give me two bucks.
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: 50 cents.
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: Well, can I just get a drink from the fridge, like... ?
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Pauly Falzoni: Can I use the toilet without paying?
Bobo Gigliotti: No!
Movie: Pizza
Pete: Berg, you can't sleep in my bed, people talk enough as it is. Go sleep on the couch.
Berg: I can't sleep on the couch. Last week I spilled milk on it and for some reason it smells bad.
Pete: So go sleep on the floor!
Berg: I can't sleep on the floor.
Pete: Why not?
Berg: For some reason there's a trail of ants leading to the couch.
Berg: I can't sleep on the couch. Last week I spilled milk on it and for some reason it smells bad.
Pete: So go sleep on the floor!
Berg: I can't sleep on the floor.
Pete: Why not?
Berg: For some reason there's a trail of ants leading to the couch.
Movie: Pizza
Phat Pizza employee: [in store, rapping into microphone with heavy Indian accent and background tabla music] Okay. Come on. What's the word? The very special word? My favourite word. It's... pussy.
Movie: Pizza
Taliban customer: [subtitles over Arabic based vocals] Last week I ordered a pizza, I said no bacon! You lied, it had heaps of bacon!
Bobo Gigliotti: [pulling out and starting up chainsaw] Aaah! AAAH!
Taliban customer: [subtitle over Arabic based vocals as he and his sidekicks flee] Back to the cave!
Bobo Gigliotti: [pulling out and starting up chainsaw] Aaah! AAAH!
Taliban customer: [subtitle over Arabic based vocals as he and his sidekicks flee] Back to the cave!
Movie: Pizza