Pokémon Quotes
Ash Ketchum: But Diane, we're not really magicians.
Jessie: Yeah, yeah, sure and, we're not really clowns.
Jessie: Yeah, yeah, sure and, we're not really clowns.
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Meowth: I said I had nothin' to do with it!
James: MAMA!
Jessie: It was their idea!
James: MAMA!
Jessie: It was their idea!
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Narrator: So the story continues
James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.
Narrator: That's right James.
James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.
Narrator: That's right James.
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Rocket Grunt: What are your orders, sir?
Dr. Nanba: The same thing I always order! Fish sticks!
Rocket Grunt: No, I mean what do you want us to do regarding the mysterious Pokémon?
Dr. Nanba: The same thing I always order! Fish sticks!
Rocket Grunt: No, I mean what do you want us to do regarding the mysterious Pokémon?
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James: The people of Viridian City will be sorry they ever saw this face!
Meowth: We're all sorry to see your face!
Meowth: We're all sorry to see your face!
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James: Why didn't we do this in the first place?
Jessie: We have to fill a half-hour!
Jessie: We have to fill a half-hour!
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James: The boss even gave us a new mission!
Jessie: Yeah I don't know where this Antarctica place is but it sounds really beautiful!
Jessie: Yeah I don't know where this Antarctica place is but it sounds really beautiful!
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Meowth: What's a Passport?
James: Well, I have no idea what kind of pass he's talking about, but Meowth, please stop calling me sport.
James: Well, I have no idea what kind of pass he's talking about, but Meowth, please stop calling me sport.
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Ash: Gee, that Magnemite is following Pikachu around like some sort of streaker.
Brock: Um, Ash, you mean 'stalker'.
Brock: Um, Ash, you mean 'stalker'.
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Misty: Bugs are one of the three most DISGUSTING things in the world!
Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
Misty: Very funny.
Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
Misty: Very funny.
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Misty: If we follow these eggs, they'll lead us right to Team Rocket.
Ash: Hehe, they're pretty dumb, aren't they?
Brock: If they're so dumb, how come they have the egg?
Ash: I guess you have a point there.
Ash: Hehe, they're pretty dumb, aren't they?
Brock: If they're so dumb, how come they have the egg?
Ash: I guess you have a point there.
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Jessie and James: HEY! DON'T SIT THERE IGNORING US!
Misty: This show is pretty boring.
Ash: It'll get canceled pretty soon.
Misty: This show is pretty boring.
Ash: It'll get canceled pretty soon.
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Brock: I could write a book about the secrets of love and heartache!
Misty: I guess then that book would be your autobiography?
Misty: I guess then that book would be your autobiography?
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Jessie: Prepare for trouble! (Sometimes changed to match situation/costumes)
James: And make it double! (Sometimes changed to match situation/costumes)
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all people within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Me-owth! Dat's right!
Wobbuffet: Wooooooooobbuffet!
Chimecho: Chime, Chime!
James: And make it double! (Sometimes changed to match situation/costumes)
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all people within our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Me-owth! Dat's right!
Wobbuffet: Wooooooooobbuffet!
Chimecho: Chime, Chime!
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Jessie: Prepare for trouble from the skies!
James: From beyond the stars, a nasty surprise!
Jessie: An evil as old as the galaxy!
James: Sent here to fulfill our destiny!
Meowth: Plus, there's me!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
James: Jessie!
Jessie: James!
Meowth: And Meowth are da names!
Jessie: Anywhere there's peace in the universe,
James: Team Rocket...
Meowth: Will be there...
All: To make everything worse!
Wobbuffet: Wob-buffet!
Chimecho: Chime chime!
Mime Jr: Mime mime mime!
James: From beyond the stars, a nasty surprise!
Jessie: An evil as old as the galaxy!
James: Sent here to fulfill our destiny!
Meowth: Plus, there's me!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
James: Jessie!
Jessie: James!
Meowth: And Meowth are da names!
Jessie: Anywhere there's peace in the universe,
James: Team Rocket...
Meowth: Will be there...
All: To make everything worse!
Wobbuffet: Wob-buffet!
Chimecho: Chime chime!
Mime Jr: Mime mime mime!
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Jessie: Cut the drama and rustle up some breakfast!
James: But Jessie - the bread is all toasted!
Jessie: Then butter it!
James: We're all out of butter!
Jessie: Then steal some!
James: Your expectations are too high!
James: But Jessie - the bread is all toasted!
Jessie: Then butter it!
James: We're all out of butter!
Jessie: Then steal some!
James: Your expectations are too high!
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Jessie: Listen, is that a voice I hear?
James: It sounds to me loud and clear.
Jessie: On the wind!
James: Past the stars!
Meowth: Right in your ears!
Jessie: Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace!
James: Dashing all hope, putting fear in its place!
Jessie: A rose by any other name is just as sweet...
James: When everything's worse, our work is complete!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Meowth: An' Meowth, now that's a name!
Jessie: Putting all the do-gooders in their place...
James: We're Team Rocket...
All: In your face!
Wobbuffet: Wo-bbuffet!
Mime Jr.: Mime mime mime!
James: It sounds to me loud and clear.
Jessie: On the wind!
James: Past the stars!
Meowth: Right in your ears!
Jessie: Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace!
James: Dashing all hope, putting fear in its place!
Jessie: A rose by any other name is just as sweet...
James: When everything's worse, our work is complete!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Meowth: An' Meowth, now that's a name!
Jessie: Putting all the do-gooders in their place...
James: We're Team Rocket...
All: In your face!
Wobbuffet: Wo-bbuffet!
Mime Jr.: Mime mime mime!
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Jessie: To protect us from all of this chafing and itching.
James: Maybe it'll stop all of Jessie's...complaining.
James: Maybe it'll stop all of Jessie's...complaining.
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Meowth: My nose feels like it's on fire!
Jessie: Meowth, you don't have a nose.
Meowth: Huh? My nose! What happened? The stink dissolved it off my face! ...Oh yeah. I almost forgot - da cartoonist never gave me a nose.
Jessie: Meowth, you don't have a nose.
Meowth: Huh? My nose! What happened? The stink dissolved it off my face! ...Oh yeah. I almost forgot - da cartoonist never gave me a nose.
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Giovanni: Team Rocket, blast of at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight! ATTENTION!
Jessie and James: At your service!
Meowth: MEEEEEEEEOWTH too, sir!
Giovanni: Everything is proceeding EXACTLY as I've forseen, the Pokémon-craxy sweeping the WORLD! I want the three of you to catch me the RAREST of ALL Pokémon - Ash Ketchum's Pikachu!
Meowth: We've been trying...
Giovanni: Oh, then TRY HARDER! And you BETTER steal Pikachu away from them soon, because the TV show is about to launch, and the Game Boygame, and the toys, the card game, comic books! Soon THE WHOLE WORLD will be looking for Pikachu! Do anyone ELSE know about our plans?
James: Only a bunch of kids who were lucky enough to get their hands on this video.
Giovanni: Well, if they don't play the Game Boy games or watch the TV show, they'll NEVER CATCH PIKACHU! [evil laugh]
Jessie and James: At your service!
Meowth: MEEEEEEEEOWTH too, sir!
Giovanni: Everything is proceeding EXACTLY as I've forseen, the Pokémon-craxy sweeping the WORLD! I want the three of you to catch me the RAREST of ALL Pokémon - Ash Ketchum's Pikachu!
Meowth: We've been trying...
Giovanni: Oh, then TRY HARDER! And you BETTER steal Pikachu away from them soon, because the TV show is about to launch, and the Game Boygame, and the toys, the card game, comic books! Soon THE WHOLE WORLD will be looking for Pikachu! Do anyone ELSE know about our plans?
James: Only a bunch of kids who were lucky enough to get their hands on this video.
Giovanni: Well, if they don't play the Game Boy games or watch the TV show, they'll NEVER CATCH PIKACHU! [evil laugh]
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Meowth: We never get a break!
Jessie: Yes we do! James broke the ship!
James: And now I'd like a break for a short nap.
Jessie: Yes we do! James broke the ship!
James: And now I'd like a break for a short nap.
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Giovanni: You fools have better have a very good reason for calling me this early in the morning.
Jessie: Yes, but first we must do the introduction.
Giovanni: "What? (Jessie & James say their introduction over the phone) Nitwits! How dare you annoy me with your nonsense! Don't EVER bother me like this again! [hangs up]
Jessie: Well that didn't help...
Jessie: Yes, but first we must do the introduction.
Giovanni: "What? (Jessie & James say their introduction over the phone) Nitwits! How dare you annoy me with your nonsense! Don't EVER bother me like this again! [hangs up]
Jessie: Well that didn't help...
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Jessie: We've brought you a rare and valuable Pokémon - Togepi!
Giovanni: What exactly does this Pokémon do?
Jessie: Uh... what does this thing do?
James: Uh, well...
Meowth: Good question...
Jessie: Well, it would certainly make a handsome paperweight!
Giovanni: YOU FOOLS! You search for months and bring me this thing??! You are total incompetents!
Giovanni: What exactly does this Pokémon do?
Jessie: Uh... what does this thing do?
James: Uh, well...
Meowth: Good question...
Jessie: Well, it would certainly make a handsome paperweight!
Giovanni: YOU FOOLS! You search for months and bring me this thing??! You are total incompetents!
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Meowth: James would know 'cos he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth!
James: Yes, but we had to get rid of it to make room for my foot...
James: Yes, but we had to get rid of it to make room for my foot...
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Jessie: You'll pay for this, Cassidy! Who does she think she is?!
James: It's alright, Jessie. They're bad guys.
James: It's alright, Jessie. They're bad guys.
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Jessie: (To Misty) Listen to me, kid. When you get involved with the opposite sex, you're only asking for trouble.
James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble...I stay out of.
Meowth: Youse two don't need da opposite sex cuz you got each other! Hahaha!
Jessie: What does THAT mean!?
James: Not Funny!
James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble...I stay out of.
Meowth: Youse two don't need da opposite sex cuz you got each other! Hahaha!
Jessie: What does THAT mean!?
James: Not Funny!
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