Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Quotes
Mr. Bingley: You prefer reading to cards?
Elizabeth Bennet: I prefer a great many things to cards.
Caroline Bingley: [In Japanese]One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. [Everyone laughs]
Elizabeth Bennet: I don't speak Japanese.
Caroline Bingley: No, of course. You didn't train in Japan. China, was it?
Elizabeth Bennet: A Shaolin temple in Henan province. It was there that I learned to endure all manner of discomfort.
Caroline Bingley: May I inquire as to the nature of this discomfort?
Elizabeth Bennet: I'd much rather give you a demonstration.
Elizabeth Bennet: I prefer a great many things to cards.
Caroline Bingley: [In Japanese]One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. [Everyone laughs]
Elizabeth Bennet: I don't speak Japanese.
Caroline Bingley: No, of course. You didn't train in Japan. China, was it?
Elizabeth Bennet: A Shaolin temple in Henan province. It was there that I learned to endure all manner of discomfort.
Caroline Bingley: May I inquire as to the nature of this discomfort?
Elizabeth Bennet: I'd much rather give you a demonstration.
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Parson Collins: I will, of course, require you to retire your warrior skills as part of the marital submission. We absolutely can't have swords in the home.
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Penny McGregor: I survived, Janey!
Jane Bennet: Not in the traditional sense.
Jane Bennet: Not in the traditional sense.
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Mrs. Bennet: Do not worry, Mr. Collins, she shall be brought to reason.
Parson Collins: Oh good!
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
Parson Collins: Oh no.
Parson Collins: Oh good!
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
Parson Collins: Oh no.
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Lady Catherine de Bourgh: You're a very small estate here.
Elizabeth Bennet: And yet we endure it.
Elizabeth Bennet: And yet we endure it.
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Lady Catherine de Bourgh: My favorite nephew. You lay unconscious for so long that when we'd heard you'd arisen we feared you'd joined the ranks of the undead.
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George Wickham: [about zombies]You see, if they never consume human brains they will never fully transform into zombies. St. Lazarus' is the key to find the ending the struggle between the living and the undead. We must force some kind of understanding with the most advanced among them.
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Mrs. Bennet: I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society. Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy?
Mr. Darcy: No, every savage can dance. Why, I imagine that even zombies can do it to some degree of success.
Mr. Darcy: No, every savage can dance. Why, I imagine that even zombies can do it to some degree of success.
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Parson Collins: Is there absolutely no negotiation over Jane?
Mrs. Bennet: The early bird catches the worm, Mr. Collins.
Parson Collins: Indeed.
Mr. Bennet: Be mindful of your talent for the delicate compliments, sir.
Mrs. Bennet: The early bird catches the worm, Mr. Collins.
Parson Collins: Indeed.
Mr. Bennet: Be mindful of your talent for the delicate compliments, sir.
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Elizabeth Bennet: Mr. Darcy, you're as unfeeling as the undead.
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Mr. Bingley: I hate to see you just standing there. You must dance.
Mr. Darcy: Oh, you know I detest it when I'm not acquainted with my partner.
Mr. Darcy: Oh, you know I detest it when I'm not acquainted with my partner.
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Parson Collins: Mr. Darcy, I have made the most incredible discovery. Nay, tosh, an extraordinary discovery. Sir, you are the nephew of Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
Mr. Darcy: I know.
Mr. Darcy: I know.
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Mr. Bennet: Lizzie, don't go into the woods alone! Lizzie! I forbid you!
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Caroline Bingley: She is one of those young ladies who seeks to recommend herself by undervaluing her own sex.
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Mr. Darcy: Let's see how reasonable these aristocrats are after their appetites have been whet.
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